At Kim's house, Kim is still overwhelmed by Kanye's behavior and would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. She says -- for the fifth time -- that she's not going to talk about what happened with Kanye for the sake of the kids but then talks at length about what happened with Kanye and how he's hitting rock bottom and will have to figure it out on his own. (God bless Kris for not saying 'at least your ex-husband didn't kill someone and turn up on the front of Vanity Fair in a corset...') Kim says North doesn't have any sense of what is going on and only lets the kids watch Apple TV ... which I'm sure Disney was thrilled to hear. The irony, of course, is that she's talking about protecting children while she's wearing a Balenciaga hoodie.
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Kim arrives at her office. She decides to serve as the creative director of the Dolce show in Milan and just hope Kourtney is too busy fucking Travis to notice.
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Khloé and Scott arrive at Kim's house. They discuss the press response to the last season and rankle at the notion that they don't share enough on the show which Kim doesn't think is fair because she literally talked about Pete putting pimple cream on her nose. Scott asks them if they even really want to keep making the show ... but Kim likes filming their lives because it's a way to help and inspire people who can relate to their struggles. And Khloé likes the money.
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At Kourtney's house, Kourtney finally has a business that she's passionate about: cheaply made, nutritionally benign gummy vitamins. She admits that Kim's words have been ringing in her ears since their fight five years ago but now she's building something that her kids can be proud of and a part of because it's important that kids see their mom sell supplements that make vaginas taste better pursue her dreams.
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Malika arrives at Khloé's house. Khloé had a surgery to remove the tumor from her face. Malika breaks down into tears, finally giving Khloé the response this kind of situation deserves but Khloé can't accept sympathy because that would mean actually acknowledging what is happening. Malika thinks Khloé should have a good cry but Khloé doesn't see the point and also her mood stabiliser won't allow it.
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Kylie arrives at a lab in Milan. Kylie's public relations team would like me to note that it's fine that Kylie's hair is falling everywhere and she's pretending to drink foundation from a beaker because this is not the production facility -- it's only where the products are formulated. You can tell the difference because the staff at the factory aren't allowed to look at or talk to Kylie when she visits. Kylie says she took five years to be a mother and that was enough so now she wants to focus on work.
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Kris arrives at Scott's house. Scott got in a car accident the day before. He's shaken but suffered only minor injuries and once the hangover had worn off he was fine. It's a totally mystery how Scott flipped his Lamborghini after hitting his neighbours' mailbox on a residential street where the speed limit is 20mph. Rather than go to the emergency room, he had his 9-year-old daughter clean the blood off his face. (I'm going to hell because the way I laughed when it cut to Kris saying 'Scott is such a great dad' right after this revelation made me laugh out loud.)
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Kylie's tour of Europe continues with a trip to Harrods in London to see her make-up on display with Stormi. She's building something that her kids can be proud of and a part of because it's important that kids see their mom prey on the insecurities of young people pursue her dreams.
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Khloé and Kris are in Kris's kitchen. Kris is head-to-toe in family brands -- Travis Scott sneakers, a Good American jumpsuit, a Skims bra and then Kris pulls out her Safely cleaning spray to clean the counter. Khloé is disgusted that Kris would put her shoes on the counter but willingly kisses Tristan on the lips ... which is actually a perfect way to educate people that OCD isn't about liking things neat or flipping light switches on and off -- it's about controlling what you feel you can to make yourself feel safe. Her doctor is satisfied that the surgery was successful and that Khloé will be fine.
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Dolce of Dolce and Gabbana arrives at Kim's office. Kim is brimming with confidence and insecurity. She knows what she wants to see but isn't sure if other people will want to see what she wants to see. She's also a bit worried about how Kourtney is going to feel about it but she's not going to fight with her family ... again.
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Next time on The Kardashians:
Kim texts a boy. Kourtney asks a room of people if they have any drugs. Khloé is co-parenting with Tristan. Kris feels like she gets the blame for everything. Kim no longer knows what she wants to see.

LPs

• Metro Boomin - ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE OST (w Future, 21 Savage, Travis Scott, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Don Toliver, Nas, 2 Chainz, A$AP Rocky, WizKid, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, Offset, BEAM, Lil Uzi Vert, Swae Lee, James Blake, JID + more) [Soundtrack]
• Moneybagg Yo - Hard 2 Love [Memphis Trap, CMG]
• Toosii - Naujour (w Future, 21 Savage & Khalid) [R&B, Capitol]
• Ashnikko - WEEDKILLER (w Ethel Cain)[Pop Rap, Parlophone]
• Jelly Roll - Whitsitt Chapel (w Yelawolf, Struggle Jennings + more) [Country Rap, Broken Bow]
• BOJ (🇳🇬) - Gbagada Express Vol. 2: Moving Mad (w Knucks, Arya Starr, Tay Iwar + more) [Afrobeats]
• Futuristic - We Made It
• HAŁASTRA - Kombinatoryka [Polish Rap]
• DJ Smokey - Nuked Out Dance Party (w RXK Nephew, Rx Papi, Evilgiane, David Shawty + more) [Cloud Rap]
• Cisco Swank - More Better
• RealYungPhil - Victory Music (w Gud + more) [Plugg]
• BOA Hunxho - Behind Enemy Lines (w Lil Darius + more) [Trap]
• CJ Fly - HEALING FROM OUR WOUNDS (w Topaz Jones, T'nah, Millyz + more) [Blog Rap, Beast Coast]
• Speakers Corner Quartet (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) - Further Out Than The Edge (w Sampha, Confucius MC, Kae Tempest + more) [Electronic, OTIH]
• Factor Chandelier - Moving Like a Planet (w AJ Suede, Eligh + more) [Producer Album, Fake Four]
• YSR Gramz & Enrgy Beats - So Much Enrgy (w BabyTron, RMC Mike, KrispyLife Kidd & Baglife Tree) [Michigan Trap]
• McKinley Dixon - Beloved! Paradise! Jazz!? (w Ghais Guevera, Anjimile + more) [Hip Hop, City Slang]
• Keyze AriZona - i wonder! IS GOD REAL? (w Lord Apex, MARCO PLUS + more) [Christian Rap?]
• Blak Madeen – Rhyme Dawah: The Best Of 2005-2018 (w Tragedy Khadafi, Planet Asia, Lord Jamar, Gift of Gab + more) [Boom Bap]
• SD - Day to Day [Chicago Drill]
• Jamil Honesty & Krazyfingaz - The God's Honest Truth* (w Elzhi + more) [Boom Bap]
• Kelly Moonstone - I Digress... [Indie Rap]

Deluxe

• V Don & Eto - Omertá: The Film [Griselda-core, Serious Soundz/New Crack Era]

EPs

• Fivio Foreign - Without Warning* (w Kanye West) [NY Drill]
• Ugly God & EH Beats - Two Piece* [Meme Rap]
• Na-Kel Smith - Free Pops Fr [Cloud Rap, OF Affiliate]
• Eddie Fresco - BRING IT BACK!: THE PLAYLIST
• MC Bin Laden - Descontrollado [Baile Funk, GR6]
• Sickboyrari - Born in a Warzone [Cloud Rap]
• Young Roddy & Trademark da Skydiver - The Coterie [Weed Rap]
• quinn - Interstate185 [Digicore]
• Yung Bambi - Bexar County Club [Plugg]
• KP SKYWALKA - The Preacher [Cloud Rap]
• Dark Lo - Blood in My Eye [Griselda-core, Next]
• Zoomo - Riezu [Beat Tape, RRR]
• GeneralBackPain & Ecto-84 - Caldera* [Underground Rap]
• Filthy Heir - Not All Who Wander Are Lost* [Underground Rap, NJ]

Singles

• The Weeknd - Popular (feat. Playboi Carti & Madonna)
• Latto - Put It On The Floor (Remix) [feat. Cardi B]
• Baby Keem & Kendrick Lamar - The Hillbillies*
• Shafiq Husayn - Crush You (feat. Anderson .Paak)
• Jon Baptiste - Be Who You Are (Real Magic) [feat. JID, NewJeans & Camilo)
• Machine Gun Kelly - Pressure (feat. SlimXX)
• PGF Nuk - Bounce (feat. G Herbo)
• LUCKI & Bhristo - NO BAP
• Trapland Pat - Spoof (feat. Tee Grizzley)
• ASM Bopster - Choose Up (feat. 03 Greedo)
• Dody6 - Not Average (Remix) [feat. ASM Bopster]
• Zya & DRAM - Conflicted
• Kenny Mason - DRACULA
• Domo Genesis & Graymatter - Proceed / Change My Mind
• Baby Smoove - Slim Shady
• Sentheen - Golden Rose (feat. Matt Hartke & Dom Kennedy)
• Nowahh The Flood - Akbar Pray Day (feat. Mach-Hommy & D-Styles)
• Teni - No Days Off (Remix) [feat. PsychoYP]
• Rah Dolla - Switches (feat. Rowdy Rebel)
• UnoTheActivist - Comfy
• DJ Williams - Soldier of Love (feat. DJ Harrison & Kanika Moore)
• Big Yavo - Pape
• YGTUT - IDFW Them
• CJGana - Thru The Rain (feat. Acito)
• Nappyhigh - WhatItFeelsLike (feat. Your Old Droog & Blu)
• Peso Peso - Still Slidin' (feat. Dee Mula & DracBaby) / Options
• LaRussell & UglyMarco - OH DEAR
• Def Soulja - Green Light (feat. Jae Skeese)
• EBK Jaaybo - Kasino Mode
• Lil Migo - U Played Freestyle
• T.F. & 2 Eleven - Pill Form (feat. Rome Streetz)
• DooDat600, 1100 Himself & PayQTheLoot - Coach Carter*
• Dimzy - People
• J.Wood$ - Go Getter (feat. Big Sad 1900)
• Fly Anakin & Foisey - Things Change (feat. Demae)
• Fatpocket - Shaq & Kobe (feat. Wizz Havin)
• Curtybo - Craig and Dae Dae (feat. EBK Bckdoe)
• SUN97.5 - CANT GET IN (feat. POLO PERKS <3<3<3)
• TC4 - Hall Of Fame (feat. Pacman Da Gunman)
• RXKNephew - Doir Socks / Homeless since 2 Yrs Old* / Critical (Cyberspeed Mix) / My Daughter Got Amiri On
• Poloboy NuNu - 4 Boy
• Deetranada - EASY / NEVER RESTING
• JAHMED - 777
• HUGHIE (aka Mr Muthafuckin Exquire) - Namaste
• Esham - Bro!
• Bolo - Homicidal (feat. P Thrizzle & Javn2900)
• Mez - Fire In the Booth
• Sparkheem - Membershipp (feat. CruddyMurda)
• D4NNY - Goodbye 2
• RubberBandRalph - Why You Mad*
• A.P. Da Overlord & TekBeatz - Negro Theory*

Bold songs drop at midnight
Songs in bold came out at midnight
* means not on Apple Music or Spotify
Sorted by Spotify Monthly Listeners

Old Drop Watches

Full Calendar

Who was in Paris by Jay-Z and Kanye West (for when the characters first arrive in Paris),
STOOPID by Tekashi 6ix9ine (basically for whenever Nick does something significant to the plot and/or strengthening his relationship with Charlie),
and maybe even Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (for whenever David enters the room)