France world cup celebration song lyrics
My “Tsuki no Hana” cover!
2023.06.09 06:12 LunA_Musicals My “Tsuki no Hana” cover!
| Hey, moonies! So, it’s official: Sailor Moon Cosmos is finally among us!!!! To celebrate it, I just had to cover the theme song; Daoko really did an amazing job with the lyrics! I’m honestly feeling very emotional to know that my favourite manga is getting it’s last arc beautifully adapted. Bring it on, Galaxia! Hope you all enjoy! Let me know what you think in the comments! 😉😁 Link for the full video: Full Cover submitted by LunA_Musicals to sailormoon [link] [comments] |
2023.06.09 05:02 IRUN888 Arturia's fascination with emotions
HE-ST-1 Arturia: I can play a piece for you right now if you like the sound of my lute.
Gerald: No need for that. You have brought some of our people joy, and for that I am grateful. But not everyone can take comfort from your music, at least not me.
G: I don't know why a musician like you is hanging around this place ...... I just hope you won't bring disaster to this place.
A: You think too highly of me. As far as I know, disasters are always buried in the soil at first, and then they take root and blossom. If there is such a seed in this flower garden, then sooner or later it will break out of the ground. And I ...... At best, I'm just a passerby who takes it all in.
HE-2 Before Arturia: The control we have over ourselves is often not as perfect as we would like it to be, and no one can say until something actually happens. Thinking about what must not be done, sometimes when you look back, you have already then gone and done it.
A: Is the action to blame deviated from the heart? But who can say that what we think we are determined to do is not some kind of lie that we use to convince ourselves?
A; Where do our truest feelings and intentions hide at times like this ...... When will people's thoughts, feelings and actions be truly unified?
A: Today seems to be a day when a lot of things will happen, I hear a lot of noise outside, like a guest I know is coming to the door.
A: If I were you, Oulus [Thorn's teacher], I wouldn't be in a hurry to leave at a time like today.
HE-3 After Clement [suicidal boss of this event]: The flowers bloomed earlier than previous years this year, I guessed they would die earlier too, I just didn't expect it to be so soon ......
Arturia: The ones that were just picked are blooming nicely and not yet ready to fade.
A: They are so beautiful. Who are they for?
C: ...... It's too late, it's already impossible to give it away. They won't save anyone ......
A: Sadness. Pain. Despair. Hmmm ...... Very complex strings, there are other emotions hiding inside you ...... Are you angry?
C: I dare not ...... Miss Arturia is a guest of His Eminence the Bishop.
A: Tell me the truth.
C: ...
A: My instincts are always very accurate, Mr. Florist, you seem to hate me a little.
C: That's not true, you're overthinking it.
A: If you are troubled in any way, I think I can help you.
C: ...... Help me? Uh, I don't understand what you mean, Miss Arturia. Help me with what?
A: That depends on what you think, not on me. Of course, you may not need much help either. You can accuse me of being nosy or say I'm not being nice, it's all fine, it's up to you.
A: I just want to hear your thoughts.
C: You're a weirdo, Miss Arturia.
A: Thank you for complimenting me.
C: Maybe you can ...... You can help a lot of people, but you can't help me.
A: Oh?
C: Miss Arturia, can you bring the dead back to life? Can you make the crops bountiful and the cold winds stop? Can you bring us back to our original life, can you make the barriers that have been created stop?
C: You can't do any of that.
A: And what about you, Clément? Have you never thought of solving all these problems you speak of with your own hands?
C: But there's no way. I've tried more than once, but I can't do it. The harder we try, the worse things tend to get ...... No one can make everything right, His Eminence the Bishop can't, Gerald can't ...... Neither can I. You can't help me, Miss Arturia. You ask me what I think, and I'll tell you: I have no idea whatsoever. What else can I think about? This next winter is too cold ......
A: Cold. Yes, that heart is like a piece of soil frozen with frost ...... But I can touch the notes that lurk beneath the ice ...... How moving will they really be? ...... It's not time yet, this piece is not yet finished ...... How hard it is to endure ...... Well ...... I can't restrain myself at a time like this. Let me see ...... Ah, the melody of this song is just right for now.
...
A: Federico. I told you that your tunes are too regular, too smooth. You should understand that a smooth melody always lacks a trembling emotion, neither warmth nor passion. ......
A: I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the best out of you. Sometimes, I can't help but be a little curious.
A: Federico, when are you going to realize ...... When will you realize why you're searching for it?
HE-8 After https://preview.redd.it/x7innl26pw4b1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=793c73069d4995e6ab0f21d5631a061ef3a59aa3 Arturia: How long has it been since we've seen each other, Federico? Five years, or six?
A: Gee, how come you don't say - "Stop these meaningless words, wanted criminal" anymore?
A: Or are you finally going to say hello in a different way this time?
A: Then how about like all those years living in my house ...... Calling me sister?
Executor: ...
A: ...... Oh? Not even angry at this point? It's not your style to walk through this door and not attack the moment you see me. Then let me guess the reason for your perversity now. Are you waiting for something? What are you hesitating about?
E: ...
A: Listen, this little monastery is filled with all kinds of sounds. Sadness, pain, suspicion, cynicism ...... And despair. All the sounds are interwoven in a more delicate and moving way than any artificially created melody. Ah ...... What a curiosity. Federico Giallo , do you feel something? Is there any kind of note that leaps in your brain, which is different from the normal one, or not?
E: Criminal Arturia, I have completed my assessment of your words and actions.
E: You are not my priority at the moment.
...
https://preview.redd.it/tjpg0614qw4b1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3758c968c3b11405c4479b86297f7787411fd984 A: The aftermath is still echoing, I can still feel the ...... The tremors of the last moment of the strings transmitted to the fingertips, the tail notes so sharp they almost cut through the skin. But at first, the melody was as calm as a trickle. An otherwise ordinary man proved one thing with his life - there is no such thing as a saviour. His tenacious spirit overcame the changing flesh. What a beautiful music ...... This is the resilient and free spirit of man, very different from those miserable sea creatures. This piece will bring his story to all. People will understand his emotions, praise his will and celebrate his courage.
A: Clément Dubois will be remembered by the world.
A: Don't you think so, Federico?
...
Arturia: I thought you would stay there a little longer, after all you seem to care a lot about the dead man ...... Even considered his affairs a higher priority than the hunt for me.
A: Federico, have you learned to mourn? Or are you still, as in the past, unable to recognize the likes and dislikes of others and out of step with the crowd?
E: Criminal Arturia, once again your arts has led to the death of others. I cannot possibly spare the greatest threat within range. Your sentence will be increased again according to the Laws of Rutland.
A: It is his personal will to seek death, and he would have taken this path even without my music. Time and time again, I only reveal the scars of these poor people's hearts, and people turn their heads away. Were you stung by his experience as much as the others?
E: ...
A: Federico, do you still not understand the impulse to not be able to resist? Like that bishop who insisted on walking a thorny path ......
A: ...... Like my inability to stop myself from wanting to play their emotions. You were trying to save a man who intended to destroy himself. Don't you see that? The thought is not logical.
E: Clément says that in what seems perfect, once the wound is there, it cannot be undone. ...... I will verify the validity of this statement.
A: Federico, you do seem to have gotten a little bit more interesting ...... Just a little bit. Maybe I'll be able to play your thoughts when we next meet ...... Unfortunately, it's time for me to end this journey.
...
Emissary of the Grand Noble: Excuse me, Arturia-sama? I'm sorry, but it was very difficult to find you.
A: Federico, consider this a clue I left for you. Did it ever occur to you that the music never stops, you just can't hear it? It's just that everyone is deaf to all but the most exciting and grandest passages?
E: ...
A: Then the music here is over, and it is time for me to go again.
A: Gentlemen of Rutland, see you next time.
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2023.06.09 03:49 daisybeach23 Lady C Tea YouTube 6/8/23 (a few nuggets paraphrased by me)
Greeting from Castle Goring! Lady C. begins the video with a comment from a Black viewer who says she agrees with Lady C’s comments on Edward Enninful. She says harmony matters. Lady C is upset that people will exploit race relations to create disharmony for the purposes of profit. Some people are misguided and don’t understand if you cram something down someone’s throat, even if they wanted a bite at first, they would not want it anymore.
Lady C, it was revealed today Harry met is lawyer (for this case) in France. That lawyer told Harry he had a case. Did this lawyer take advantage of Harry for business? Harry looked stupid because he could not answer the questions. Do you think this is ethical? Do you think Harry will become even more paranoid? Is it ethical? Harry made his choice. The lawyer said he has a case. Only if Justice Van Court is woke and is politically motivated to shut down the press. Several judges have been trying to control the media for years. On the merits of this case, Harry is bound to lose. Harry doesn’t have a case. Harry is arguing for the Mirror to be penalized and privacy laws to be created as a result of this case. Justice Van Court has a very good reputation. Many judges will not allow their politics to influence their legal judgements. We need to wait and see what happens. Harry has acquitted himself as well as he could have given his personality and limitations. I will say this again. He has been trained to resist interrogation and assert himself, so he deflects. Whether this will be helpful or not, we do not know. If the law is applied, Harry will go down in flames. What is really interesting. I have heard this from people in the newspaper industry. Remember the Mirror, and please remember I have sued the Mirror on numerous occasions. My understanding is - the Mirror went into this case with every expectation of winning. Harry doesn’t have a case. Harry’s case is like Harry – it’s like straw. The Mirror was easily able to annihilate Harry and have him collapse. Harry did not understand that the claimant must prove its case, not the defendant. LOL…..HA HA…you cannot be asked for your evidence then say, “ask the journalist.” The Barrister Green did a good job of pointing our Harry was speculating. Harry clearly suffers from paranoia – which is a psychosis. Harry’s evidence is pathetic. He is a combination of arrogant, entitled, condescending, dismissive, and stupid. Since he was a child, his whole attitude has been, I AM PRINCE HARRY AND YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK SALT. Let’s see how Justice Van Court deals with this. Lady C thinks Harry may win 2 or 3 of the 33 complaints. Maybe Harry does not care about the outcome. Maybe he is setting himself up politically. Meghan wants to be President of the USA. She thinks, If Trump and Reagan could do it, they why can’t she? Harry goes along with this. He feels he will benefit form this if they are political duo. Harry condemned the British press, completely forgetting to not suck up the establishment. If this is a way to create a platform for them to be taken seriously politically – this case makes sense. Because it makes no sense legally. We need to watch this. Lady C thinks Harry came out more credible than people realize. He wants to be a champion of the underdog. Harry is trying to assume a position of leadership. He was also allowed to say things that he could not have said otherwise. For example, his fear that James Hewitt may be his father. This is flat out untrue. All parties involved never believed this. Lady C wrote two biographies on Diana. It has always been maintained that Diana met Hewitt two years after Harry was born. This is a crass and vulgar ploy from Harry to get sympathy and condemn the press at the same time. By the way, the press never asserted this. Harry has invented this grievance. Diana did cheat on Charles in between William and Harry with Henry Pembroke, the Earl of Pembroke. Everybody always believed Harry was Charles’ son.
Lady C, why hasn’t Meghan come to support Harry. She missed her opportunity to have her picture taken and maybe give a press conference. After all, she is the star of the show. Meghan is playing a two handed game of poker. On one hand, she is keeping a distance, so she can use all of this against Harry to her advantage later on. If his case succeeds and establishes himself a champion of the underdog, Meghan will benefit from this and continue their journey fighting everyone, including each other. Don’t underestimate Meghan. She is not as bright as she thinks she is, but she is brighter than most people credit her.
Did you notice Harry asked to be address as His Royal Highness. Yes, in a legal document, he is allowed to be addressed as this. He was playing the royalty card.
Lady C, journalists have ingenious methods to investigate. Chelsea was not living in black box with no human contact. Journalists could have talked to her friends and acquaintances to get information and kept tabs on her. People have eyes and ears. People leak information to the press. If Harry does not like what is written about him, he attributes malfeasance to it. His case is the Mirror engaged in unlawful acts. The Police investigated the Mirror and nobody from the Mirror was charged.
Lady C, do you think Harry’s statement about the British Government hitting rock bottom will now move the Palace to consider stripping titles? Harry was born a Prince, can that be taken away from him? Parliament would have to strip Harry of the Dukedom, but the King can strip him of his Princely rank. My understanding is the King and William and everyone at the Palace is spitting bricks over Harry’s criticism of the government. He does not have the right, as a member of the royal family, to make any adverse comments about the government. Members of the royal family do not vote, whether they are working royal or not. Everyone in the royal family is up in arms about this.
Lady C, it seems like Harry is only suing those who made Meghan cry on the floor. There you have it in a nutshell. Meghan told someone who told me, that she intended to destroy Piers Morgan. She got him fired at ITV via that suck up brown lipstick wearing Dame Carolyn McCall. Piers was the editor of the Mirror at the time of Harry’s lawsuit. Do you see how this is all connected? Meghan is hoping Piers Morgan career will be over if he wins this case. They have a high opinion and are very arrogant to think they should dictate who should thrive and who should starve.
Lady C, Harry is crazy. His comment that the press hated him since the day he was born is insane. There is a lot to suggest that Harry and Meghan are both deranged. Their ambitions. Their postures. Meghan and Harry are going to save us from choice. Save us from the press. Save us from the right to assemble. Adolf Hitler thought he was saving the world also. I know you all hate it when I mention Hitler but Hitler thought he was doing a good thing. There are troubling aspects to their conduct that is reminiscent of Hilter in his early days. Let’s not forget there have been plenty of delusional people that have been able to convince people of their cause.
Lady C, what do you think of Harry having to turn over his Visa application? The Heritage foundation is seeking to understand if the DHS complied with USA law regarding Harry’s immigration papers. The DHS now has a week to respond to this request. This case is not a personal vendetta. It is about accountability of the USA. Prince Harry is high profile. He has published a book. He has done a series on Netflix. The Heritage Foundation is seeking to understand if the same standards apply to a celebrity as anybody else. US law should apply to everyone equally.
Toodles Sinners!
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2023.06.09 03:06 electricmaster23 Google Bard's and Chat GPT4's response to the question "What's the meaning of 'Virtual Insanity'?"
Bard's answer:
The song "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai is about the dangers of living in a virtual world. The song's lyrics describe a world where people are constantly connected to technology, and where the line between the real world and the virtual world becomes blurred. The song warns that this type of lifestyle can lead to isolation, addiction, and a loss of sense of reality.
The song's music video also illustrates the song's message. The video shows a group of people dancing in a room, but the floor they are dancing on is actually moving. This creates the illusion that the people are walking on air, which suggests that they are disconnected from reality.
The song "Virtual Insanity" was released in 1996, but it remains relevant today. In the years since its release, our reliance on technology has only increased. We are now more connected to the virtual world than ever before, and the dangers that the song warns about are becoming increasingly real.
GPT4's answer:
"Virtual Insanity" is a term popularized by the British funk and acid jazz band Jamiroquai, particularly through their hit song of the same name released in 1996. The phrase refers to the perceived madness or confusion that arises from living in a modern, technologically driven and fast-paced world.
In the song, "Virtual Insanity," the lyrics describe a dystopian vision of urban life where people are consumed by materialism, trapped in a cycle of constant movement, and disconnected from the natural world. The term "virtual" alludes to the virtual reality-like existence many individuals experience, where reality and illusion blur, and people lose touch with genuine human connections and authentic experiences.
Overall, "Virtual Insanity" conveys a critique of society's obsession with material possessions, the frenetic pace of life, and the loss of human connection in a world dominated by technology. It highlights the potential negative effects of our reliance on virtual or simulated experiences and serves as a call for reflection on the direction of society.
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2023.06.09 01:39 OfferOk8555 I Got Chat GPT to write me a collab concept album between Conor Oberst & Blackthought about a speck.
Album Title: "The Kingdom's Symphony: A Speck's Journey to Love"
Tracklist:
- Prologue: Birth of a Speck
- The Lonely Kingdom
- Yearning of Love
- Love's Melody
- Rise of the Speck
- Power's Temptation
- Shadows of the Crown
- Love's Redemption
- Reign of Compassion
- Unity's Anthem
- Battle Cry of the Heart
- Crowned in Love
- Epilogue: A Kingdom Reunited
Summary: "The Kingdom's Symphony: A Speck's Journey to Love" is a collaborative album by Black Thought and Conor Oberst that takes listeners on a transformative journey of a speck longing for love and its quest to rule the world. The album follows a concept inspired by their respective influences, packaged in a narrative-driven concept album.
The album begins with the Prologue: Birth of a Speck, introducing the central character and setting the stage for the emotional journey ahead. Tracks like The Lonely Kingdom, Yearning of Love, and Love's Melody delve into the speck's longing for love, exploring themes of isolation, desire, and the universal need for connection.
As the album progresses, the speck experiences a transformation, marked by tracks such as Rise of the Speck, Power's Temptation, and Shadows of the Crown. These songs explore the challenges the speck faces as it seeks to assert its power and navigate the temptations that come with it. Love's Redemption and Reign of Compassion highlight the transformative power of love and compassion, as the speck begins to realize the importance of empathy and understanding in its journey.
Unity's Anthem and Battle Cry of the Heart celebrate the strength found in unity, resilience, and the power of the heart's battle cry. Crowned in Love explores the regal and majestic nature of love, while the Epilogue: A Kingdom Reunited brings the album to a poignant and harmonious conclusion, emphasizing the triumph of love and unity.
Throughout the album, themes of love, unity, compassion, and the resilience of the human spirit intertwine. The speck's journey serves as a metaphor for personal growth and the universal longing for love and connection. The album's arc follows the speck's transformation from a desire for power to the recognition that love and compassion are the true sources of strength and fulfillment.
"The Kingdom's Symphony: A Speck's Journey to Love" is a captivating exploration of emotions, relationships, and the profound impact of love and unity. It weaves together Conor Oberst's introspective storytelling and Black Thought's commanding delivery, creating a unique and powerful musical experience that resonates with themes of love, empathy, and the triumph of the human spirit.
I will post the lyrics of each song in the comments as well as Conor & Blackthought’s acceptance speech at the Grammy’s
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2023.06.09 01:25 AuthorInHell Sweet Cheeks
This is definitely a fanfiction, something to write when I need to get my brain off of my book! Enjoy it! Or don't, I'm not your mom.
I think I heard somewhere once that the worst days of your life start off the most mundane. Or maybe I just made that up to stop myself from overthinking every little moment that lead up to this one.
The morning started like any other (as I alluded to), birds were singing, annoyingly loud, and the sun was shining in a way that most people would describe as beautiful, but I'd describe it as sharp. Every beam of UV ray that fell from the sky jabbed into my eyes and back into my pounding skull.
"Doing alright there, Winnie?" A sweet voice asked. I looked up into Doris's eyes, full of a mixture of sympathy and amusement. I let out some kind of whine/groan and dropped my head back into my hands, where it belonged, shielding me from the offensively cheery woman standing in front of the offensively cheery light.
A loud clunk sounded and I peaked with one eye to see an empty bottle of tequila had appeared on the table in front of me. "I see you had quite the fun night," she laughed.
"Doris," I started, then stopped, wincing at the sound of my gravelly voice. I cleared my throat and started again. "Doris, woman of great kindness and wisdom, lady who hath helped raise me in this cruel and twisted world, I beg of you, get that goddamn bottle away from me, because if I catch one wiff of that stuff I'm gonna hurl."
"I'd be surprised if you have anything left in you to do so, considering the noises coming from the bathroom at 3am." The bottle was gone, tossed in the trash. I officially changed my stance on where my head belonged, picturing myself nestled in the white plastic alongside the empty carton of milk and the source of my shame.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up. Polly and I were just so caught up in celebrating her graduation, I didn't even realize how much we had been drinking until-"
"Until it all came back up," Polly finished, stumbling into the kitchen. "Yeah, same."
Doris just shook her head at us, but there was a small smile on her lips. I grabbed her hand and looked up at her pleadingly.
"Forgive me, mommy Doris?"
"There's nothing to forgive, you two were just having some fun. But you are far too old to be giving me puppy dog eyes when you think you've done something wrong, Winnie!"
"Am I also far too old for you to keep calling me Winnie? I feel like I should be sitting here in nothing but a red t-shirt, sipping honey out of a bottle." I grumbled.
"Actually, I think you did that exact thing last night," Polly teased. "Except replace honey with tequila."
Doris laughed as I glared at her. "How in gods name are you not more hungover? You drank more than I did."
"Because she's 21, and you're 25. Old, Winnie dear, too old." Doris said as she walked out of the kitchen. My jaw dropped in mock outrage as I watched her go, glancing at Polly, who was trying to cover her chortles with a cup of coffee. It didn't go well.
"Okay, well this OLD LADY is going to go shower and get ready for work," I huffed.
"Don't forget to oil your knees, grandma."
I stole the coffee out of Polly's hands for that comment alone, and her protests followed me up to the shower.
**************
Okay, so maybe it didn't start out JUST like every other day. I don't wake up hungover all that often. More often than I should, yes, but hardly every day. Keeping up with a 21 year old is incredibly difficult.
Work, on the other hand, was exactly the same. Lights on at nine, jukebox playing some country song that was too sad to be playing this early in the morning, Richard shuffling in to get his Irish coffee before church so he didn't get the shakes in the middle of his sermon. Small country town, small country life, small country bar.
Small country girl.
Maybe not for much longer, though. I swore to myself years ago that I wouldn't be stuck in this town like everyone else, but then Jim died. Polly was only 14, and Doris was an old fashion housewife, staying home to raise her daughter. I, on the other hand, was 18, and when they had brought me into their home, Jim took one look at my temper and said he knew what to do with me. Taught me all he knew about hunting, guns, and even archery. He said he liked how the bow felt in his arms, and I did too.
Polly wasn't interested in any of it. She loved animals too much. I mean, I love animals too, don't get me wrong. Show me a puppy and I'm babbling nonsense with the rest of you. But there was always something peaceful about being in the woods, surrounded by nature.
Anyway, to get back on track, I became the man of the house. I got a job at the bar to start bringing in money, I fixed things that were broken around the house, sold deer meat and bear hides for extra money. Whatever I could to help them stay on their feet.
Now, though, now Polly had graduated. She already had a job lined up at the veterinarian office in town, where her fiancé also worked. She'd be able to take care of herself, and Doris, without my help. I could leave.
The thought sent a wave of both excitement and extreme bitterness through my chest.
I sighed to myself as I dumped ice in the well. Bad thing about working a bar on a Sunday, no one is coming in until after church hours. Which means I get to be alone with my thoughts until then.
"That's gonna be future me's issue," I said to the air, and busied myself with cutting fruit.
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Now, the GOOD thing about working the bar on a Sunday, or really any day, is that you know everyone who is going to walk through that door, and you know exactly what they're going to order.
Small towns like this, everyone old enough to drink is a regular. (Sometimes even people who aren't old enough to drink, but the sheriff doesn't need to know that.)
Preacher Richard is at the high top by the jukebox, drinking his Irish coffee that he tells everyone is just normal coffee, but no one believes him. I mean, I have a special pot I use just for him so no one sees me putting the shots in, but they can all still see me grab a different pot when I refill his cup. Plus, whiskey smells.
His wife is next to him, sipping ice water with EXTRA lemon, the surly old bitch. Tony the tire guy is playing pool with some of the guys from his shop, drinking round after round of Budweiser and whiskey shots. (Whiskey is very popular amongst us country folk.)
You have Mariah, the token rich girl, who married the quarterback. Or left fielder? Goalie? I don't know, but I know he drinks miller by the case while she sips on a vodka soda, pretending she's not too good for all of us.
Point is, I know everyone. Makes for a predictable day. What did I tell you?
Thirteen hour shifts are long, though, so when they're also mundane, you kind of start to feel like you're going crazy.
Until two extremely tall, extremely fit, extremely...(how do I say this politely?) fucking hot, strangers walk through the door.
I swear on Preacher Richards bald head, I'm not being dramatic when I say the bar went silent. Mariah's mouth was actually hanging open. So was Preacher Richards wife's. I had to stifle a laugh at that one.
They strolled up to the bar, so casually that you could tell they were trying SUPER hard to be casual.
"Well, I haven't said this in so long, I hope it comes out okay," I say, breaking the silence. "But what can I get for you gentlemen?"
Tony the tire guy laughs, and takes a shot, and the spell is broken. Mostly. You really can't completely break it, these guys were like six foot something and so beautiful I could weep. Also, there was the fact that they were glancing around like they expect Preacher Richard to stand up and pop them one.
"So...? Beer? Whiskey? Nuts?" I offered, waving a bowl of peanuts in front of them.
The man with the shorter...well, everything, let out a soft chuckle at that.
"I'll take a whiskey, double, on the rocks."
"You're gonna want to be a bit more specific, darlin, because if not, you stand the chance of me pouring you the whiskey that Tony the tire guy drinks, and I'm pretty sure we buy it FROM him. Like, he makes it in his basement."
The guy physically recoils. "You got makers?"
"Sure do, sweet cheeks." I turned to busy myself looking for the dusty bottle so he couldn't see the look on my face as I mentally chastised myself. Sweet cheeks? SWEET CHEEKS? I'm not some old lady working the counter at a diner in the 50's. I'm also not IN my 50's.
"Uh, ma'am. There's a bottle on the shelf right there." The man said, gesturing when I turned back to him.
"Well if you knew that, why'd you ask?" I tried to tease, hoping to pass that mortifying moment unscathed. I dropped a few ice cubes into a rocks glass, dumped a whole lot more than a double of makers in with it, and handed it to him. He looked mildly alarmed at the amount, but didn't comment. Smart man.
"And for your friend?"
"Uh, just a beer for me, thanks."
I raised my eyebrows at him.
"Right, right, specifics. Uh, miller is fine."
Pop goes the bottle. "Tab?"
"What?" The long one questioned.
"Do you want to start a tab? Cause I'm gonna need to hold a card."
"You hold cards here?" The whiskey drinker asked in disbelief.
"Well, normally, no. But to be frank with you, I don't know you two, and by the reaction of the half of the town currently sitting in my bar, neither does anyone else. I'd rather not have to pay the tab of some beautiful strangers when I'm probably already gonna have to cover Phil's tab, because I haven't seen him in like an hour, and he bought a round for everyone straight outta church."
Great, first actual vomit, then word vomit.
Both men were staring at me as if I was deranged, which I was starting to believe I might be, but Whiskey Man pulled out a card and handed it to me.
"Thank you..." I glanced down at the card, "Leonard??"
"He goes by Lenny." Long boy said. Lenny glared at him but shot me a sheepish grin.
At least I wasn't the only weird one. I went to type in their order and placed the card in the register.
"Question for you," Lenny said.
"Yeah?"
"Do beautiful strangers get discounts?"
My mind flashed back to my unintentional compliment and I felt my face start to flush, but I just shot back "Not when they go by Lenny."
Long boy laughed and Lenny looked offended. "Lenny is a good name!"
I winced and looked at his friend. "How long have you been telling him that lie?"
"Long enough for him to believe it." He said, taking a swig from his beer.
Just then, a loud, slurring voice sang out (incredibly off key), "Wiiiiinnnnieeeee." And Phil magically appeared from the bathroom.
"Winnie? Really? And you're making fun of my name?"
I shot him a glare and turned my back. "Well, Phil, I'm glad to see you're still here, cause you owe me about $70. Plus tip."
"Oh, Winnie, don't be like that. Another round!"
"Nope, no more rounds, Phil. In fact, I think it's time for you to head home." I made eye contact with Tony, and he put his pool stick down to walk over. "Will you grab his wallet for me?"
Tony stuck his hand down Phil's pocket, which used to make me laugh, but this happened so often that I just found it tiring.
"Here, Win. Keep the change," Tony tossed me a hundred.
Phil worked for him part time, when he was sober enough to get his head out of the toilet, but he had sold his dads farm off to some rich overlords, so he was rolling in dough.
As Tony lead Phil out, I noticed that the two newcomers had set themselves up at a table. I also noticed the deputy, who was off duty with a beer in hand but still had his badge on full view (probably because it was bigger than his dick. Seriously. I would know.), walk up to them with a swagger that only a small town cop could have. I wanted to spy, but Phil being escorted out is always the catalyst that ends the night. Preacher Richards wife pays for the "coffee", and no tip, though the man himself slips me a $50 for keeping his not-so-secret secret, Mariah pays for her husbands miller pack with a smile, etc.
I glance at the clock and sure enough, it's 9:30. I will never understand how these people spend all day at a bar. Regardless of the fact that, I, too, have spent my whole day here. It's different, ok? Anyway, by the time it was over, the deputy had warned the boys or puffed out his skinny chest or whatever it is he does, handed me a ten with a wink (ew) and left. I began cleaning up the trash, keeping an eye on the two.
"Was it something we said?" Lenny asked, sipping his whiskey.
"Well, they heard your name was Lenny, and they knew that this was no longer the cool spot in town," I wiped off rings on the bar, a little too aggressively, trying to stay calm.
"Really, Winnie?"
"It's Winsley, actually. Look, guys. Not to ruin the small town charm, but I close in 30 minutes. The gas station down the street is open til 11, if you wanna grab some beer for your hotel."
"Oh, yeah, that's our bad. Let's head out, Lenny."
"Oh, sure thing, Barry!"
A grimace crossed over Long Boys (Barry's?) face as I let out a surprised laugh.
"Lenny and Barry, really?"
I swiped their card and handed them the receipt.
"Yeah, our uh, our parents were stoners." Barry said.
"Oh, brothers. Couldn't tell if it was that or gay lovers."
"Yeah, I really wish we didn't get that as much as we do." Lenny said, signing the paper. "Anyway. You have a good night, sweet cheeks."
Goddamn, I thought I had overserved my way past that moment. I watched them leave with a tingle of disappointment. Excitement quota for the year in Lander has been met and just waltzed out of my bar.
I glanced down at the receipt. $100 tip. Well, hot damn. (Seriously, why do I keep talking like this??)
Authors note:
I should say that this is set somewhere in season 2. I'm going to follow the main storyline as closely as possible, but the hunts and such may be a bit out of order.
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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. : Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. JANET BENSON: Barry! Breakfast is ready! BARRY: Coming! : Hang on a second. (Barry uses his antenna like a phone) : Hello? ADAM FLAYMAN:
(Through phone) - Barry? BARRY: - Adam? ADAM: - Can you believe this is happening? BARRY: - I can't. I'll pick you up. (Barry flies down the stairs) : MARTIN BENSON: Looking sharp. JANET: Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. BARRY: Sorry. I'm excited. MARTIN: Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. : A perfect report card, all B's. JANET: Very proud. (Rubs Barry's hair) BARRY= Ma! I got a thing going here. JANET: - You got lint on your fuzz. BARRY: - Ow! That's me!
JANET: - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! (Barry flies out the door) JANET: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper) BARRY== - Hey, Adam. ADAM: - Hey, Barry. (Adam gets in Barry's car) : - Is that fuzz gel? BARRY: - A little. Special day, graduation. ADAM: Never thought I'd make it. (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) BARRY: Three days grade school, three days high school... ADAM: Those were awkward. BARRY: Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM== You did come back different. (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) ARTIE: - Hi, Barry!
BARRY: - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. ADAM: - Hear about Frankie? BARRY: - Yeah. ADAM== - You going to the funeral? BARRY: - No, I'm not going to his funeral. : Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. : Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. ADAM: I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway) : I love this incorporating an amusement park into our regular day. BARRY: I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. (Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating students) Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. (Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) : - Well, Adam, today we are men.
ADAM: - We are! BARRY= - Bee-men. =ADAM= - Amen! BARRY AND ADAM: Hallelujah! (Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) ANNOUNCER: Students, faculty, distinguished bees, : please welcome Dean Buzzwell. DEAN BUZZWELL: Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... : ...9: : That concludes our ceremonies. : And begins your career at Honex Industries! ADAM: Will we pick our job today? (Adam and Barry get into a tour bus) BARRY= I heard it's just orientation. (Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically loaded into the buses) TOUR GUIDE: Heads up! Here we go.
ANNOUNCER: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. BARRY: - Wonder what it'll be like? ADAM: - A little scary. TOUR GUIDE== Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco : and a part of the Hexagon Group. Barry: This is it! BARRY AND ADAM: Wow. BARRY: Wow. (The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive complicated Honey-making machines) TOUR GUIDE: We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life : to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. : Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. : Our top-secret formula : is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured : into this soothing sweet syrup : with its distinctive golden glow you know as... EVERYONE ON BUS: Honey! (The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back) ADAM: - That girl was hot. BARRY: - She's my cousin! ADAM== - She is? BARRY: - Yes, we're all cousins. ADAM: - Right. You're right. TOUR GUIDE: - At Honex, we constantly strive : to improve every aspect of bee existence. : These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. (The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but you can hear him groan) : ADAM==
- What do you think he makes? BARRY:
- Not enough. TOUR GUIDE: Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. (They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each wearing a finger-shaped hat) Barry:
- Wow, What does that do? TOUR GUIDE:
- Catches that little strand of honey : that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ADAM: (Intrigued) Can anyone work on the Krelman? TOUR GUIDE: Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. : But choose carefully : because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. (Everyone claps except for Barry) BARRY: The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. ADAM:
What's the difference? TOUR GUIDE: You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off : in 27 million years. BARRY: (Upset) So you'll just work us to death? : We'll sure try. (Everyone on the bus laughs except Barry. Barry and Adam are walking back home together) ADAM: Wow! That blew my mind! BARRY: "What's the difference?" How can you say that? : One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. ADAM: I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY: But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM: Why would you question anything? We're bees. : We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
BARRY: You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? ADAM: Like what? Give me one example. (Barry and Adam stop walking and it is revealed to the audience that hundreds of cars are speeding by and narrowly missing them in perfect unison) BARRY: I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. ANNOUNCER: Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY: Wait a second. Check it out. (The Pollen jocks fly in, circle around and landing in line) : - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! ADAM: - Wow. : I've never seen them this close. BARRY: They know what it's like outside the hive. ADAM: Yeah, but some don't come back. GIRL BEES: - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! (The Pollen Jocks hook up their backpacks to machines that pump the nectar to trucks, which drive away)
LOU LO DUVA: You guys did great! : You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! (Punching the Pollen Jocks in joy) I love it! ADAM: - I wonder where they were. BARRY: - I don't know. : Their day's not planned. : Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. : You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. ADAM== Right. (Barry and Adam are covered in some pollen that floated off of the Pollen Jocks) BARRY: Look at that. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. ADAM: It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. BARRY: Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. (Barry waves at 2 girls standing a little away from them)
ADAM== Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? BARRY: Distant. Distant. POLLEN JOCK #1: Look at these two. POLLEN JOCK #2: - Couple of Hive Harrys. POLLEN JOCK #1: - Let's have fun with them. GIRL BEE #1: It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. BARRY: Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! : He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! (Slaps Adam with his hand to represent his scenario) GIRL BEE #2: - Oh, my! BARRY: - I never thought I'd knock him out. GIRL BEE #1: (Looking at Adam) What were you doing during this? ADAM: Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. BARRY: I can autograph that.
(The pollen jocks walk up to Barry and Adam, they pretend that Barry and Adam really are pollen jocks.) POLLEN JOCK #1: A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? BARRY: Yeah. Gusty. POLLEN JOCK #1: We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY: - Six miles, huh? ADAM: - Barry! POLLEN JOCK #2: A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. BARRY: - Maybe I am. ADAM: - You are not! POLLEN JOCK #1: We're going 0900 at J-Gate. : What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY: I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. (The scene cuts to Barry looking out on the hive-city from his balcony at night) MARTIN:
Hey, Honex! BARRY: Dad, you surprised me. MARTIN: You decide what you're interested in? BARRY: - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. : Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN: Son, let me tell you about stirring. : You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. : You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. BARRY: You know, Dad, the more I think about it, : maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. MARTIN: You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? : That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. :
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! JANET: - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY: - I'm not trying to be funny. MARTIN: You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! JANET: - You're gonna be a stirrer? BARRY: - No one's listening to me! MARTIN: Wait till you see the sticks I have. BARRY: I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! (Barry's parents don't listen to him and continue to ramble on) MARTIN: Let's open some honey and celebrate! BARRY: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. : Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! JANET: I'm so proud. (The scene cuts to Barry and Adam waiting in line to get a job) ADAM: - We're starting work today!
BARRY: - Today's the day. ADAM: Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY: Yeah, right. JOB LISTER: Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: - Is it still available? JOB LISTER: - Hang on. Two left! : One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. ADAM: - What'd you get? BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: - Picking crud out. Stellar! (He walks away) ADAM: Wow! JOB LISTER: Couple of newbies? ADAM: Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! JOB LISTER: Make your choice. (Adam and Barry look up at the job board. There are hundreds of constantly changing panels that contain available or unavailable jobs. It looks very confusing)
ADAM: - You want to go first? BARRY: - No, you go. ADAM: Oh, my. What's available? JOB LISTER: Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. ADAM: - Any chance of getting the Krelman? JOB LISTER: - Sure, you're on. (Puts the Krelman finger-hat on Adam's head) (Suddenly the sign for Krelman closes out) : I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. (Takes Adam's hat off) Wax monkey's always open. ADAM: The Krelman opened up again. : What happened? JOB LISTER: A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. : Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. : Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
ADAM: Oh, this is so hard! (Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off) Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, : humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, : mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? (Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away) : Barry! POLLEN JOCK: All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... ADAM: (Through phone) What happened to you? Where are you? BARRY: - I'm going out. ADAM: - Out? Out where? BARRY: - Out there. ADAM: - Oh, no! BARRY: I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM:
You're gonna die! You're crazy! (Barry hangs up) Hello? POLLEN JOCK #2: Another call coming in. : If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd : that gets their roses today. BARRY: Hey, guys. POLLEN JOCK #1 == - Look at that. POLLEN JOCK #2: - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LO DUVA: Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. POLLEN JOCK #1: It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. (Puts hand on Barry's shoulder) LOU LO DUVA: (To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you? BEE WITH CLIPBOARD: (To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that. : - Thank you. LOU LO DUVA: - OK. : You got a rain advisory today, :
and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. : So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, : hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. : Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. : Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! BARRY: - That's awful. LOU LO DUVA: (Still talking through megaphone) - And a reminder for you rookies, : bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! : All right, launch positions! POLLEN JOCKS: (The Pollen Jocks run into formation) : Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! LOU LU DUVA: Black and yellow! POLLEN JOCKS:
Hello! POLLEN JOCK #1: (To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot? BARRY: Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. POLLEN JOCK's: Wind, check. : - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. : - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. BARRY: Scared out of my shorts, check. LOU LO DUVA: OK, ladies, : let's move it out! : Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! : All of you, drain those flowers! (The pollen jocks fly out of the hive) BARRY: Wow! I'm out! : I can't believe I'm out! : So blue.
: I feel so fast and free! : Box kite! (Barry flies through the kite) : Wow! : Flowers! (A pollen jock puts on some high tech goggles that shows flowers similar to heat sink goggles.) POLLEN JOCK: This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. : Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. : Roses! POLLEN JOCK #1: 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. : Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. (The pollen jock fires a high-tech gun at the flower, shooting tubes that suck up the nectar from the flower and collects it into a pouch on the gun) BARRY: That is one nectar collector! POLLEN JOCK #1== - Ever see pollination up close? BARRY: - No, sir. POLLEN JOCK #1:
(Barry and the Pollen jock fly over the field, the pollen jock sprinkles pollen as he goes) : I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, : a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. BARRY: That's amazing. Why do we do that? POLLEN JOCK #1: That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY: Cool. POLLEN JOCK #1: I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. could be daisies. Don't we need those? POLLEN JOCK #2: Copy that visual. : Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. POLLEN JOCK #1: Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? POLLEN JOCK #2: Affirmative. (The Pollen jocks land near the "flowers" which, to the audience are obviously just tennis balls) KEN: (In the distance) That was on the line!
POLLEN JOCK #1: This is the coolest. What is it? POLLEN JOCK #2: I don't know, but I'm loving this color. : It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. POLLEN JOCK #1: Yeah, fuzzy. (Sticks his hand on the ball but it gets stuck) POLLEN JOCK #3== Chemical-y. (The pollen jock finally gets his hand free from the tennis ball) POLLEN JOCK #1: Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. (The pollen jocks turn around and see Barry lying his entire body on top of one of the tennis balls) POLLEN JOCK #2: My sweet lord of bees! POLLEN JOCK #3: Candy-brain, get off there! POLLEN JOCK #1: (Pointing upwards) Problem! (A human hand reaches down and grabs the tennis ball that Barry is stuck to) BARRY: - Guys! POLLEN JOCK #2: - This could be bad. POLLEN JOCK #3: Affirmative. (Vanessa Bloome starts bouncing the tennis ball, not knowing Barry is stick to it)
BARRY== Very close. : Gonna hurt. : Mama's little boy. (Barry is being hit back and forth by two humans playing tennis. He is still stuck to the ball) POLLEN JOCK #1: You are way out of position, rookie! KEN: Coming in at you like a MISSILE! (Barry flies past the pollen jocks, still stuck to the ball) BARRY: (In slow motion) Help me! POLLEN JOCK #2: I don't think these are flowers. POLLEN JOCK #3: - Should we tell him? POLLEN JOCK #1: - I think he knows. BARRY: What is this?! KEN: Match point! : You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to EAT IT! (A pollen jock coughs which confused Ken and he hits the ball the wrong way with Barry stuck to it and it goes flying into the city) BARRY:
Yowser! (Barry bounces around town and gets stuck in the engine of a car. He flies into the air conditioner and sees a bug that was frozen in there) BARRY: Ew, gross. (The man driving the car turns on the air conditioner which blows Barry into the car) GIRL IN CAR: There's a bee in the car! : - Do something! DAD DRIVING CAR: - I'm driving! BABY GIRL: (Waving at Barry) - Hi, bee. (Barry smiles and waves at the baby girl) GUY IN BACK OF CAR: - He's back here! : He's going to sting me! GIRL IN CAR: Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! (Barry freezes as well, hovering in the middle of the car) : GRANDMA IN CAR== He blinked! (The grandma whips out some bee-spray and sprays everywhere in the car, climbing into the front seat, still trying to spray Barry) GIRL IN CAR: Spray him, Granny! DAD DRIVING THE CAR: What are you doing?! (Barry escapes the car through the air conditioner and is flying high above
the ground, safe.) BARRY: Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. (Barry sees that storm clouds are gathering and he can see rain clouds moving into this direction) : I gotta get home. : Can't fly in rain. : Can't fly in rain. (A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged) : Can't fly in rain. (A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! (WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a plant inside an apartment near the window) VANESSA BLOOME: Ken, could you close the window please? KEN== Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. : You see? (Folds brochure resume out) Folds out. (Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside) BARRY: Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. (Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again) : What was that?
(Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back because the window is closed) Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... : Drapes! (Barry taps the glass. He doesn't understand what it is) That is diabolical. KEN: It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. ANDY: What's number one? Star Wars? KEN: Nah, I don't go for that... (Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops) : ...kind of stuff. BARRY: No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. KEN: When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. BARRY: (Looking at the light on the ceiling) There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. (Starts flying towards the lightbulb) : I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. (Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the humans are sitting at) KEN:
I predicted global warming. : I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. (Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth) : Wait! Stop! Bee! (Andy drops the chip with Barry in fear and backs away. All the humans freak out) : Stand back. These are winter boots. (Ken has winter boots on his hands and he is about to smash the bee but Vanessa saves him last second) VANESSA: Wait! : Don't kill him! (Vanessa puts Barry in a glass to protect him) KEN: You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! VANESSA: Why does his life have less value than yours? KEN: Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA: I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. (Vanessa picks up Ken's brochure and puts it under the glass so she can carry Barry back to the window. Barry looks at Vanessa in amazement) KEN:
My brochure! VANESSA: There you go, little guy. (Vanessa opens the window and lets Barry out but Barry stays back and is still shocked that a human saved his life) KEN: I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. VANESSA: Put that on your resume brochure. KEN: My whole face could puff up. ANDY: Make it one of your special skills. KEN: Knocking someone out is also a special skill. (Ken walks to the door) Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. : - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA: - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. : (Vanessa tries to close door) KEN== - You could put carob chips on there. VANESSA: - Bye. (Closes door but Ken opens it again) KEN: - Supposed to be less calories.
VANESSA: - Bye. (Closes door) (Fast forward to the next day, Barry is still inside the house. He flies into the kitchen where Vanessa is doing dishes) BARRY== (Talking to himself) I gotta say something. : She saved my life. I gotta say something. : All right, here it goes. (Turns back) Nah. : What would I say? : I could really get in trouble. : It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. : I can't believe I'm doing this. : I've got to. (Barry disguises himself as a character on a food can as Vanessa walks by again) : Oh, I can't do it. Come on! : No. Yes. No. : Do it. I can't.
: How should I start it? (Barry strikes a pose and wiggles his eyebrows) "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. (Vanessa is about to walk past Barry) Here she comes! Speak, you fool! : ...Hi! (Vanessa gasps and drops the dishes in fright and notices Barry on the counter) : I'm sorry. VANESSA: - You're talking. BARRY: - Yes, I know. VANESSA: (Pointing at Barry) You're talking! BARRY: I'm so sorry. VANESSA: No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. : But I don't recall going to bed. BARRY: Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA: This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
BARRY: I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, (Pointing to the living room where Ken tried to kill him last night) but they were all trying to kill me. : And if it wasn't for you... : I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. (Vanessa stabs her hand with a fork to test whether she's dreaming or not) : That was a little weird. VANESSA: - I'm talking with a bee. BARRY: - Yeah. VANESSA: I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! BARRY: I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. (Barry turns to leave) VANESSA: - Wait! How did you learn to do that? BARRY: (Flying back) - What? VANESSA: The talking...thing. BARRY:
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. VANESSA: - That's very funny. BARRY: - Yeah. : Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. : Anyway... VANESSA: Can I... : ...get you something? BARRY: - Like what? VANESSA: I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee? BARRY: I don't want to put you out. VANESSA: It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. : - It's just coffee. BARRY: - I hate to impose. (Vanessa starts making coffee) VANESSA: - Don't be ridiculous!
BARRY: - Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA: Hey, you want rum cake? BARRY: - I shouldn't. VANESSA: - Have some. BARRY: - No, I can't. VANESSA: - Come on! BARRY: I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. VANESSA: - Where? BARRY: - These stripes don't help. VANESSA: You look great! BARRY: I don't know if you know anything about fashion. : Are you all right? VANESSA: (Pouring coffee on the floor and missing the cup completely) No. (Flash forward in time. Barry and Vanessa are sitting together at a table on top of the apartment building drinking coffee)
: BARRY== He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. : He finally gets there. : He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. : And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. : Why would I marry a watermelon?" (Barry laughs but Vanessa looks confused) VANESSA: Is that a bee joke? BARRY: That's the kind of stuff we do. VANESSA: Yeah, different. : So, what are you gonna do, Barry? (Barry stands on top of a sugar cube floating in his coffee and paddles it around with a straw like it's a gondola) BARRY: About work? I don't know. : I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. VANESSA: I know how you feel.
BARRY: - You do? VANESSA: - Sure. : My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY: - Really? VANESSA: - My only interest is flowers. BARRY: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. : Anyway, if you look... (Barry points to a tree in the middle of Central Park) : There's my hive right there. See it? VANESSA: You're in Sheep Meadow! BARRY: Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! VANESSA: No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. BARRY: - Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA: - Why not? BARRY:
- It's like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA:
- Maybe I'll try that. (A custodian installing a lightbulb looks over at them but to his perspective it looks like Vanessa is talking to a cup of coffee on the table) CUSTODIAN:
- You all right, ma'am? VANESSA:
- Oh, yeah. Fine. : Just having two cups of coffee! BARRY: Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. VANESSA== Yeah, it's no trouble. BARRY: Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. (Barry points towards the rum cake) : Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA: Sure! Here, have a crumb. (Vanessa hands Barry a crumb but it is still pretty big for Barry) BARRY:
- Thanks! VANESSA:
- Yeah. BARRY: All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around.
: Or not. VANESSA: OK, Barry... BARRY: And thank you so much again... for before. VANESSA: Oh, that? That was nothing. BARRY: Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... (Vanessa and Barry hold hands, but Vanessa has to hold out a finger because her hands is to big and Barry holds that) (The custodian looks over again and it appears Vanessa is laughing at her coffee again. The lightbulb that he was screwing in sparks and he falls off the ladder) (Fast forward in time and we see two Bee Scientists testing out a parachute in a Honex wind tunnel) BEE SCIENTIST #1: This can't possibly work. BEE SCIENTIST #2: He's all set to go. We may as well try it. : OK, Dave, pull the chute. (Dave pulls the chute and the wind slams him against the wall and he falls on his face.The camera pans over and we see Barry and Adam walking together) ADAM:
- Sounds amazing. BARRY:
- It was amazing! : It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
ADAM: Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! : Giant, scary humans! What were they like? BARRY: Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. : They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. ADAM: - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? BARRY: - Some of them. But some of them don't. ADAM: - How'd you get back? BARRY: - Poodle. ADAM: You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. : You had your "experience." Now you can pick out your job and be normal. BARRY: - Well... ADAM: - Well? BARRY: Well, I met someone.
ADAM: You did? Was she Bee-ish? : - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! BARRY: - No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM: - Spider? BARRY: - I'm not attracted to spiders. : I know, for everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. : I can't get by that face. ADAM: So who is she? BARRY: She's... human. ADAM: No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. BARRY: - Her name's Vanessa. (Adam puts his head in his hands) ADAM: - Oh, boy. BARRY== She's so nice. And she's a florist! ADAM: Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
BARRY: We're not dating. ADAM: You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes : with power washers and M-80s! That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite! BARRY: She saved my life! And she understands me. ADAM: This is over! BARRY: Eat this. (Barry gives Adam a piece of the crumb that he got from Vanessa. Adam eats it) ADAM: (Adam's tone changes) This is not over! What was that? BARRY: - They call it a crumb. ADAM: - It was so stingin' stripey! BARRY: And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! : - You know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM: - No. (Adam opens a door behind him and he pulls Barry in)
BARRY: It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. ADAM: Be quiet! BARRY: They heat it up... ADAM: Sit down! (Adam forces Barry to sit down) BARRY: (Still rambling about Cinnabons) ...really hot! (Adam grabs Barry by the shoulders) ADAM: - Listen to me! : We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! BARRY== Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? ADAM: There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! : You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! BARRY: - Thinking bee. WORKER BEE: - Thinking bee. WORKER BEES AND ADAM: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! (Flash forward in time; Barry is laying on a raft in a pool full of honey. He is wearing sunglasses) JANET: There he is. He's in the pool. MARTIN: You know what your problem is, Barry? (Barry pulls down his sunglasses and he looks annoyed) BARRY: (Sarcastic) I gotta start thinking bee? JANET: How much longer will this go on? MARTIN: It's been three days! Why aren't you working? (Puts sunglasses back on) BARRY: I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. MARTIN: What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! JANET: Would it kill you to make a little honey? (Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the honey pool) : Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. : Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN:
Barry, I'm talking to you! (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park having a picnic with Vanessa) (Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but then burst out laughing) VANESSA: You coming? (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) BARRY: Got everything? VANESSA: All set! BARRY: Go ahead. I'll catch up. (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) VANESSA: Don't be too long. (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) VANESSA: Watch this! (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls into some rocks and explodes a second time) BARRY: Vanessa! (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the honey pool) MARTIN: - We're still here.
JANET: - I told you not to yell at him. : He doesn't respond to yelling! MARTIN: - Then why yell at me? JANET: - Because you don't listen! MARTIN: I'm not listening to this. BARRY: Sorry, I've gotta go. MARTIN: - Where are you going? BARRY: - I'm meeting a friend. JANET: A girl? Is this why you can't decide? BARRY: Bye. (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) : JANET== I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is closing up her shop) BARRY: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA: To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
: Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY: A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? VANESSA: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? BARRY: It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. VANESSA: Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. BARRY: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! VANESSA: You don't have that? BARRY: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA: Oh, my. (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) PASSERBY: Dumb bees! VANESSA: You must want to sting all those jerks. BARRY: We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us. VANESSA: So you have to watch your temper (They walk into a store) BARRY: Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, : write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: : Anger, jealousy, lust. (Suddenly an employee(Hector) hits Barry off of Vanessa's shoulder. Hector thinks he's saving Vanessa) VANESSA: (To Barry) Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? (Barry is getting up off the floor) BARRY: Yeah. VANESSA: (To Hector) - What is wrong with you?! HECTOR: (Confused) - It's a bug. VANESSA: He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) Barry: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder)
VANESSA: Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY: It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. VANESSA: You've really got that down to a science. BARRY: - Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA: - I'll bet. (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) BARRY: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, : Ray Liotta Private Select? (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his face) VANESSA: - Is he that actor? BARRY: - I never heard of him. : - Why is this here? VANESSA: - For people. We eat it. BARRY:
You don't have enough food of your own?! (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) VANESSA: - Well, yes. BARRY: - How do you get it? VANESSA: - Bees make it. BARRY: - I know who makes it! : And it's hard to make it! : There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! VANESSA: - It's organic. BARRY: - It's our-ganic! VANESSA: It's just honey, Barry. BARRY: Just what?! : Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! : You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! :
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. : I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) (Two men, including Hector, are loading boxes into some trucks) : SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE== Hey, Hector. : - You almost done? HECTOR: - Almost. (Barry takes a step to peak around the corner) (Whispering) He is here. I sense it. : Well, I guess I'll go home now (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) : and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. BARRY: You're busted, box boy! HECTOR: I knew I heard something! So you can talk! BARRY: I can talk. And now you'll start talking! : Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier? HECTOR: I don't understand. I thought we were friends. : The last thing we want to do is upset bees! (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) : You're too late! It's ours now! BARRY: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! HECTOR: You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? : Tell me where! HECTOR: (Pointing to leaving truck) Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) CAR DRIVER: (To bicyclist) Crazy person! (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) BARRY: What horrible thing has happened here?
: These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now : they're on the road to nowhere! (Barry hears a sudden whisper) (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just keep still. BARRY: What? You're not dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? BARRY: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD: I'm going to Tacoma. (Barry looks at another bug) BARRY: - And you? MOOSEBLOOD: - He really is dead. BARRY: All right. (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the windshield wipers) MOOSEBLOOD== Uh-oh! (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping
them off) BARRY: - What is that?! MOOSEBLOOD: - Oh, no! : - A wiper! Triple blade! BARRY: - Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the windshield) Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! : How much do you people need to see?! (Bangs on windshield) : Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! RADIO IN TRUCK: From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But don't kill no more bugs! (Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: - Bee! BARRY: - Moose blood guy!! (Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) (Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna.
There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) TRUCK DRIVER: - You hear something? GUY IN TRUCK: - Like what? TRUCK DRIVER: Like tiny screaming. GUY IN TRUCK: Turn off the radio. (The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, bee boy? BARRY: Hey, Blood. (Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) BARRY: ...Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. : I mean, that honey's ours. MOOSEBLOOD: - Bees hang tight. BARRY:
- We're all jammed in. : It's a close community. MOOSEBLOOD: Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. BARRY:
- What if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD:
- You a mosquito, you in trouble. : Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. MOOSEBLOOD: Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. : Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. (An ambulance passes by and it has a blood donation sign on it) You got to be kidding me! : Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! (Mooseblood leaves and flies onto the window of the ambulance where there are other mosquito's hanging out) :
- Hey, guys! OTHER MOSQUITO:
- Mooseblood!
MOOSEBLOOD: I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? (The truck goes out of view and Barry notices that the truck he's on is pulling into a camp of some sort) TRUCK DRIVER: We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. (Barry flies out) BARRY: What is this place? BEEKEEPER 1#: A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. BEEKEEPER #2: They are pinheads! : Pinhead. : - Check out the new smoker. BEEKEEPER #1: - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. : The Thomas 3000! BARRY: Smoker? BEEKEEPER #1: Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. : A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
BEEKEEPER #2: They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY: "They make the honey, and we make the money"? (The Beekeeper sprays hundreds of cheap miniature apartments with the smoker. The bees are fainting or passing out) Oh, my! : What's going on? Are you OK? (Barry flies into one of the apartment and helps a Bee couple get off the ground. They are coughing and its hard for them to stand) BEE IN APARTMENT: Yeah. It doesn't last too long. BARRY: Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? BEE IN APPARTMENT: Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. (The apartment room is completely empty except for a photo on the wall of the "queen" who is obviously a man in women's clothes) BARRY: This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! : That's a drag queen! : What is this? (Barry flies out and he discovers that there are hundreds of these structures, each housing thousands of Bees) Oh, no! : There's hundreds of them! (Barry takes out his camera and takes pictures of these Bee work camps. The beekeepers look very evil in these depictions)
Bee honey. : Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! : This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. (Flash forward in time and Barry is showing these pictures to his parents) JANET: Oh, Barry, stop. MARTIN: Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. BARRY: Do these look like rumors? (Holds up the pictures) UNCLE CARL: That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET: How did you get mixed up in this? ADAM: He's been talking to humans. JANET: - What? MARTIN: - Talking to humans?! ADAM: He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! JANET: Make out? Barry!
BARRY: We do not. ADAM: - You wish you could. MARTIN: - Whose side are you on? BARRY: The bees! UNCLE CARL: (He has been sitting in the back of the room this entire time) I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. JANET: Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY: I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! : Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked : your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. JANET: I remember that. BARRY: What right do they have to our honey? : We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
ADAM: Even if it's true, what can one bee do? BARRY: Sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN: In the face! The eye! : - That would hurt. BARRY: - No. MARTIN: Up the nose? That's a killer. BARRY: There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. (Flash forward a bit in time and we are watching the Bee News) BEE NEWS NARRATOR: Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. BEE PROTESTOR: No more bee beards! BEE NEWS NARRATOR: With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. : Weather with Storm Stinger. : Sports with Buzz Larvi. : And Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE: - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG:
- And I'm Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE: A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, : intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, : packaging it and profiting from it illegally! JEANETTE CHUNG: Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, : we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, : Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. (The scene changes to an interview on the news with Bee version of Larry King and Barry) BEE LARRY KING: Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. : Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? BARRY: Bees have never been afraid to change the world. : What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? BEE LARRY KING: Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
: We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. BARRY: How old are you? BEE LARRY KING: The bee community is supporting you in this case, : which will be the trial of the bee century. BARRY: You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. BEE LARRY KING: It's a common name. Next week... BARRY: He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... BEE LARRY KING: Next week... BARRY: Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. BEE LARRY KING: Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here, live. (Bee Larry King gets annoyed and flies away offscreen) BARRY: Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. (Flash forward in time. We see Vanessa enter and Ken enters behind her. They are arguing)
KEN: In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! VANESSA: It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. KEN== Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? BARRY: (To Ken) Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. KEN: (Pointing at Barry) - Is that that same bee? VANESSA: - Yes, it is! : I'm helping him sue the human race. BARRY: - Hello. KEN: - Hello, bee. VANESSA: This is Ken. BARRY: (Recalling the "Winter Boots" incident earlier) Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. KEN: (To Vanessa) Why does he talk again? VANESSA:
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. KEN: But it's our yogurt night! VANESSA: (Holding door open for Ken) Bye-bye. KEN: (Yelling) Why is yogurt night so difficult?! (Ken leaves and Vanessa walks over to Barry. His workplace is a mess) VANESSA: You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! BARRY: Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ADAM: - Frosting... - How many sugars? ==BARRY== Just one. I try not to use the competition. : So why are you helping me? VANESSA: Bees have good qualities. : And it takes my mind off the shop. : Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY:
Those are great, if you're three. VANESSA: And artificial flowers. BARRY: - Oh, those just get me psychotic! VANESSA: - Yeah, me too. : BARRY: Bent stingers, pointless pollination. ADAM: Bees must hate those fake things! : Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. : Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. VANESSA: - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. BARRY: - I guess. ADAM: You sure you want to go through with it? BARRY: Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able : to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! (Flash forward in time and we are watching the human news. The camera shows
a crowd outside a courthouse) NEWS REPORTER: It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, : where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, : we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. (We are no longer watching through a news camera) ADAM: What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY: It's pretty big, isn't it? ADAM== (Looking at the hundreds of people around the courthouse) I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. BARRY: You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? SECURITY GUARD: Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. (A limousine drives up and a fat man,Layton Montgomery, a honey industry owner gets out and walks past Barry) ADAM: - What's the matter? BARRY: - I don't know, I just got a chill. (Fast forward in time and everyone is in the court) MONTGOMERY: Well, if it isn't the bee team.
(To Honey Industry lawyers) You boys work on this? MAN: All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE BUMBLETON: All right. Case number 4475, : Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry : is now in session. : Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? MONTGOMERY: A privilege. JUDGE BUMBLETON: Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? (Everyone looks closely, they are waiting to see if a Bee can really talk) (Barry makes several buzzing sounds to sound like a Bee) BARRY: I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. JUDGE BUMBLBETON: Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. MONTGOMERY: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, : my grandmother was a simple woman. :
Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right : to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. : If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, : just think of what would it mean. : I would have to negotiate with the silkworm : for the elastic in my britches! : Talking bee! (Montgomery walks over and looks closely at Barry) : How do we know this isn't some sort of : holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? : They could be using laser beams! : Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, : he could be on steroids! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Mr. Benson?
BARRY: Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. : I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. : It's important to all bees. We invented it! : We make it. And we protect it with our lives. : Unfortunately, there are some people in this room : who think they can take it from us : 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, : you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have : but everything we are! JANET== (To Martin) I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Call your first witness. BARRY: So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have. KLAUSS VANDERHAYDEN: I suppose so. BARRY: I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! KLAUSS: Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY: Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. : I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? KLAUSS: (Quietly) - No. BARRY: - I couldn't hear you. KLAUSS: - No. BARRY: - No. : Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, : it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. KLAUSS: They're very lovable creatures.
: Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. BARRY: You mean like this? (The bear from Over The Hedge barges in through the back door and it is roaring and standing on its hind legs. It is thrashing its claws and people are screaming. It is being held back by a guard who has the bear on a chain) : (Pointing to the roaring bear) Bears kill bees! : How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! : Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! JUDGE BUMBLETON: OK, that's enough. Take him away. (The bear stops roaring and thrashing and walks out) BARRY: So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. : - Where have I heard it before? MR. STING: - I was with a band called The Police. BARRY: But you've never been a police officer, have you? STING: No, I haven't. BARRY:
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example : of bee culture casually stolen by a human : for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. STING: Oh, please. BARRY: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? : Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. : Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! MONTGOMERY: That's not his real name?! You idiots! BARRY: Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on : your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. RAY LIOTTA: Thank you. Thank you. BARRY: I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome : with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow. RAY LIOTTA: I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? BARRY: Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? : Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't : have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? RAY LIOTTA: Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! BARRY: This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! (Ray Liotta looses it and tries to grab Barry) RAY LIOTTA: Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! JUDGE BUMBLETON: - Order in this court! RAY LIOTTA: - You're all thinking it! (Judge Bumbleton starts banging her gavel) JUDGE BUMBLETON: Order! Order, I say! RAY LIOTTA: - Say it! MAN:
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! (We see a montage of magazines which feature the court case) (Flash forward in time and Barry is back home with Vanessa) BARRY: I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. VANESSA: I think the jury's on our side. BARRY: Are we doing everything right,you know, legally? VANESSA: I'm a florist. BARRY: Right. Well, here's to a great team. VANESSA: To a great team! (Ken walks in from work. He sees Barry and he looks upset when he sees Barry clinking his glass with Vanessa) KEN: Well, hello. VANESSA:
- Oh, Ken! BARRY:
- Hello! VANESSA: I didn't think you were coming. : No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... (Ken holds up his phone and flips it open. The phone has no charge) ...the battery... VANESSA:
I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. KEN: Oh, that was lucky. (Ken sits down at the table across from Barry and Vanessa leaves the room) VANESSA: There's a little left. I could heat it up. KEN: (Not taking his eyes off Barry) Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. BARRY: So I hear you're quite a tennis player. : I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. KEN: That's where I usually sit. Right... (Points to where Barry is sitting) there. VANESSA: (Calling from other room) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, : and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. KEN: (To Barry) You think I don't see what you're doing? BARRY: I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
KEN: Do we? BARRY: Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. KEN: (Menacingly) That's just what I was thinking about doing. (Ken reaches for a fork on the table but knocks if on the floor. He goes to pick it up) VANESSA: Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. (Ken quickly rises back up after hearing this but hits his head on the table and yells) BARRY: I'm going to drain the old stinger. KEN: Yeah, you do that. (Barry flies past Ken to get to the bathroom and Ken freaks out, splashing some of the wine he was using to cool his head in his eyes. He yells in anger) (Barry looks at the magazines featuring his victories in court) BARRY: Look at that. (Barry flies into the bathroom) (He puts his hand on his head but this makes hurts him and makes him even madder. He yells again) (Barry is washing his hands in the sink but then Ken walks in) KEN: You know, you know I've just about had it (Closes bathroom door behind him) with your little mind games. (Ken is menacingly rolling up a magazine) BARRY:
(Backing away) - What's that? KEN: - Italian Vogue. BARRY: Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. KEN: It's a lot of ads. BARRY: Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? KEN: That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that! (Ken smashes everything off the sink with the magazine and Barry narrowly escapes) (Ken follows Barry around and tries to hit him with the magazine but he keeps missing) (Ken gets a spray bottle) : I think something stinks in here! BARRY: (Enjoying the spray) I love the smell of flowers. (Ken holds a lighter in front of the spray bottle) KEN: How do you like the smell of flames?! BARRY: Not as much. (Ken fires his make-shift flamethrower but misses Barry, burning the bathroom. He torches the whole room but looses his footing and falls into the bathtub. After getting hit in the head by falling objects 3 times he picks up the shower head, revealing a Water bug hiding under it) WATER BUG: Water bug! Not taking sides!
(Barry gets up out of a pile of bathroom supplies and he is wearing a chapstick hat) BARRY: Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! (Ken switches the shower head to lethal) KEN: I've got issues! (Ken sprays Barry with the shower head and he crash lands into the toilet) (Ken menacingly looks down into the toilet at Barry) Well, well, well, a royal flush! BARRY: - You're bluffing. KEN: - Am I? (flushes toilet) (Barry grabs a chapstick from the toilet seat and uses it to surf in the flushing toilet) BARRY: Surf's up, dude! (Barry flies out of the toilet on the chapstick and sprays Ken's face with the toilet water) : EW,Poo water! BARRY: That bowl is gnarly. KEN: (Aiming a toilet cleaner at Barry) Except for those dirty yellow rings! (Barry cowers and covers his head and Vanessa runs in and takes the toilet cleaner from Ken just before he hits Barry) VANESSA: Kenneth! What are you doing?! KEN== (Leaning towards Barry)
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! VANESSA: We need to talk! (Vanessa pulls Ken out of the bathroom) : He's just a little bee! : And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! KEN: Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? VANESSA: No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! KEN: Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... : My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! VANESSA: Goodbye, Ken. (Ken huffs and walks out and slams the door. But suddenly he walks back in and stares at Barry) : And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN! (Ken leaves again and Vanessa leans in towards Barry) VANESSA: I'm sorry about all that. (Ken walks back in again)
KEN: I know it's got an aftertaste! I LIKE IT! (Ken leaves for the last time) VANESSA: I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. : I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. : Are you OK for the trial? BARRY: I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. (Flash forward in time and Barry, Adam, and Vanessa are back in court) MONTGOMERY-- We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. ADAM: Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... (Barry stares at Adam) ...Yeah. LAWYER: Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. MONTGOMERY: Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around : is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. (To lawyer)
- You got the tweezers? LAWYER:
- Are you allergic? MONTGOMERY: Only to losing, son. Only to losing. : Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. : What exactly is your relationship (Points to Vanessa) : to that woman? BARRY: We're friends. MONTGOMERY:
- Good friends? BARRY:
- Yes. MONTGOMERY: How good? Do you live together? ADAM: Wait a minute... : MONTGOMERY: Are you her little... : ...bedbug? (Adam's stinger starts vibrating. He is agitated) I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand,
: doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? BARRY:
- Yeah, but... MONTGOMERY: (Pointing at Janet and Martin)
- So those aren't your real parents! JANET:
- Oh, Barry... BARRY:
- Yes, they are! ADAM: Hold me back! (Vanessa tries to hold Adam back. He wants to sting Montgomery) MONTGOMERY: You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? ADAM: He's denouncing bees! MONTGOMERY: Don't y'all date your cousins? (Montgomery leans over on the jury stand and stares at Adam) VANESSA:
- Objection! (Vanessa raises her hand to object but Adam gets free. He flies straight at Montgomery) =ADAM:
- I'm going to pincushion this guy! BARRY: Adam, don't! It's what he wants! (Adam stings Montgomery in the butt and he starts thrashing around)
MONTGOMERY: Oh, I'm hit!! : Oh, lordy, I am hit! JUDGE BUMBLETON: (Banging gavel) Order! Order! MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting) The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! : I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! : You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! : Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! BARRY: - Adam, stay with me. ADAM: - I can't feel my legs. MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting and throwing his body around the room) What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison : from my heaving buttocks? JUDGE BUMLBETON: I will have order in this court. Order!
: Order, please! (Flash forward in time and we see a human news reporter) NEWS REPORTER: The case of the honeybees versus the human race : took a pointed turn against the bees : yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. (Adam is laying in a hospital bed and Barry flies in to see him) BARRY: - Hey, buddy. ADAM: - Hey. BARRY: - Is there much pain? ADAM: - Yeah. : I... : I blew the whole case, didn't I? BARRY: It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. ADAM: I'd be better off dead. Look at me. (A small plastic sword is replaced as Adam's stinger) They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
: Look, there's a little celery still on it. (Flicks off the celery and sighs) BARRY: What was it like to sting someone? ADAM: I can't explain it. It was all... : All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! BARRY: ...All right. ADAM: You think it was all a trap? BARRY: Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. : What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. ADAM: What will the humans do to us if they win? BARRY: I don't know. ADAM: I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. BARRY: Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
ADAM: Oh, my. (Coughs) Could you get a nurse to close that window? BARRY: - Why? ADAM: - The smoke. (We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) : Bees don't smoke. BARRY: Right. Bees don't smoke. : Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. : That's it! That's our case! ADAM: It is? It's not over? BARRY: Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. : Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. (Flash forward in time and Adam is making a paper boat in the courtroom) ADAM: And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub! (We see that the jury have each made their own paper boats after being taught how by Adam. They all look confused) JUDGE BUMBLETON:
Mr. Flayman. ADAM: Yes? Yes, Your Honor! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Where is the rest of your team? ADAM: (Continues stalling) Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. : Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, : and as a result, we don't make very good time. : I actually heard a funny story about... MONTGOMERY: Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs : taken up enough of this court's valuable time? : How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? : They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges : against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. : I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going : to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. ADAM: But you can't! We have a terrific case. MONTGOMERY: Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? : Show me the smoking gun! BARRY: (Barry flies in through the door) Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? : Here is your smoking gun. (Vanessa walks in holding a bee smoker. She sets it down on the Judge's podium) JUDGE BUMBLETON: What is that? BARRY: It's a bee smoker! MONTGOMERY: (Picks up smoker) What, this? This harmless little contraption? : This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. (Montgomery accidentally fires it at the bees in the crowd and they faint
and cough) (Dozens of reporters start taking pictures of the suffering bees) BARRY: Look at what has happened : to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" : Is this what nature intended for us? : To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines : and man-made wooden slat work camps? : Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? (Barry points to the honey industry owners. One of them is an African American so he awkwardly separates himself from the others) LAWYER: - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. BARRY: Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! ADAM AND VANESSA: Free the bees! Free the bees! BEES IN CROWD: Free the bees! HUMAN JURY: Free the bees! Free the bees! JUDGE BUMBLETON: The court finds in favor of the bees!
BARRY: Vanessa, we won! VANESSA: I knew you could do it! High-five! (Vanessa hits Barry hard because her hand is too big) : Sorry. BARRY: (Overjoyed) I'm OK! You know what this means? : All the honey will finally belong to the bees. : Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. MONTGOMERY: This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. : You'll regret this. (Montgomery leaves and Barry goes outside the courtroom. Several reporters start asking Barry questions) REPORTER 1#: Barry, how much honey is out there? BARRY: All right. One at a time. REPORTER 2#: Barry, who are you wearing? BARRY: My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
(Barry flies outside with the paparazzi and Adam and Vanessa stay back) ADAM: (To Vanessa) - What if Montgomery's right? Vanessa: - What do you mean? ADAM: We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. (Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to a man) BUSINESS MAN: Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? BARRY: First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. (As Barry is talking we see a montage of men putting "closed" tape over the work camps and freeing the bees in the crappy apartments) Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, : every last drop. (Men in suits are pushing all the honey of the aisle and into carts) We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more (We see a statue of a bear-shaped honey container being pulled down by bees) than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. : We're all aware of what they do in the woods. (We see Winnie the Pooh sharing his honey with Piglet in the cross-hairs of a high-tech sniper rifle) BARRY: (Looking through binoculars)
Wait for my signal. : Take him out. (Winnie gets hit by a tranquilizer dart and dramatically falls off the log he was standing on, his tongue hanging out. Piglet looks at Pooh in fear and the Sniper takes the honey.) SNIPER: He'll have nausea for a few hours, then he'll be fine. (Flash forward in time) BARRY: And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... (Mr. Sting is sitting at home until he is taken out of his house by the men in suits) STING: But it's just a prance-about stage name! BARRY: ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products : and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. (An old lady is mixing honey into her tea but suddenly men in suits smash her face down on the table and take the honey) OLD LADY: Can't breathe. (A honey truck pulls up to Barry's hive) WORKER: Bring it in, boys! : Hold it right there! Good. : Tap it.
(Tons of honey is being pumped into the hive's storage) BEE WORKER 1#: (Honey overflows from the cup) Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! : - I think we need to shut down! =BEE WORKER #2= - Shut down? We've never shut down. : Shut down honey production! DEAN BUZZWELL: Stop making honey! (The bees all leave their stations. Two bees run into a room and they put the keys into a machine) Turn your key, sir! (Two worker bees dramatically turn their keys, which opens the button which they press, shutting down the honey-making machines. This is the first time this has ever happened) BEE: ...What do we do now? (Flash forward in time and a Bee is about to jump into a pool full of honey) Cannonball! (The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving work) (We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) LOU LU DUVA: (Through "phone") We're shutting honey production! : Mission abort. POLLEN JOCK #1: Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. (The Pollen Jocks fly back to the hive)
(We get a time lapse of Central Park slowly wilting away as the bees all relax) BARRY: Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. ADAM: Oh, yeah? BARRY: What's going on? Where is everybody? (The entire street is deserted) : - Are they out celebrating? ADAM: - They're home. : They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. : I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. BARRY: At least we got our honey back. ADAM: Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? : It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. : This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. :
And now... : Now I can't. (Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to Vanessa) BARRY: I don't understand why they're not happy. : I thought their lives would be better! : They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. VANESSA: You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? BARRY: - What did you want to show me? (Vanessa takes Barry to the rooftop where they first had coffee and points to her store) VANESSA: - This. (Points at her flowers. They are all grey and wilting) BARRY: What happened here? VANESSA: That is not the half of it. (Small flash forward in time and Vanessa and Barry are on the roof of her store and she points to Central Park) (We see that Central Park is no longer green and colorful, rather it is grey, brown, and dead-like. It is very depressing to look at) BARRY: Oh, no. Oh, my. :
They're all wilting. VANESSA: Doesn't look very good, does it? BARRY: No. VANESSA: And whose fault do you think that is? BARRY: You know, I'm gonna guess bees. VANESSA== (Staring at Barry) Bees? BARRY: Specifically, me. : I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. VANESSA: It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. BARRY: That's our whole SAT test right there. VANESSA: Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. : And then, of course... BARRY: The human species? : So if there's no more pollination,
: it could all just go south here, couldn't it? VANESSA: I know this is also partly my fault. BARRY: How about a suicide pact? VANESSA: How do we do it? BARRY: - I'll sting you, you step on me. VANESSA: - That just kills you twice. BARRY: Right, right. VANESSA: Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. (Vanessa leaves) BARRY: (To himself) I had to open my mouth and talk. : Vanessa? : Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? (Vanessa is getting into a taxi) VANESSA: To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. :
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. : It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. BARRY: Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA: I know. Me neither. (The taxi starts to drive away) BARRY: Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. : Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? : Roses! : Vanessa! (Barry flies after the Taxi) VANESSA: Roses?! : Barry? (Barry is flying outside the window of the taxi) BARRY: - Roses are flowers! VANESSA: - Yes, they are. BARRY: Flowers, bees, pollen!
VANESSA: I know. That's why this is the last parade. BARRY: Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down? VANESSA: Could you slow down? (The taxi driver screeches to a stop and Barry keeps flying forward) : Barry! (Barry flies back to the window) BARRY: OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. VANESSA: Yes, it kind of is. BARRY: I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you : with the flower shop. I've made it worse. VANESSA: Actually, it's completely closed down. BARRY: I thought maybe you were remodeling. : But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. VANESSA: I don't want to hear it!
BARRY: All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. : I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. : All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. : - Bees. VANESSA: - Park. BARRY: - Pollen! VANESSA: - Flowers. BARRY: - Re-pollination! VANESSA: - Across the nation! : Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. : They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. : Security will be tight. BARRY: I have an idea.
(Flash forward in time. Vanessa is about to board a plane which has all the Roses on board. VANESSA: Vanessa Bloome, FTD. (Holds out badge) : Official floral business. It's real. SECURITY GUARD: Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. =VANESSA== Thank you. It was a gift. (Barry is revealed to be hiding inside the brooch) (Flash back in time and Barry and Vanessa are discussing their plan) BARRY: Once inside, we just pick the right float. VANESSA: How about The Princess and the Pea? : I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! BARRY: Yes, I got it. : - Where should I sit? GUARD: - What are you? BARRY: - I believe I'm the pea. GUARD: - The pea? VANESSA:
It goes under the mattresses. GUARD: - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. VANESSA: You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! : Let's see what this baby'll do. (Vanessa drives the float through traffic) GUARD: Hey, what are you doing?! BARRY== Then all we do is blend in with traffic... : ...without arousing suspicion. : Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. (Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are about to get on a plane) SECURITY GUARD: Stop! Security. : - You and your insect pack your float? VANESSA: - Yes. SECURITY GUARD: Has it been in your possession the entire time? VANESSA: - Yes.
SECURITY GUARD: Would you remove your shoes? (To Barry) - Remove your stinger. BARRY: - It's part of me. SECURITY GUARD: I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. (Barry plotting with Vanessa) BARRY: Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. (Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are flying on the plane) Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! VANESSA: I think this is gonna work. BARRY: It's got to work. CAPTAIN SCOTT: (On intercom) Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. : We have a bit of bad weather in New York. : It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. VANESSA: Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. BARRY:
I gotta get up there and talk to them. VANESSA== Be careful. (Barry flies right outside the cockpit door) BARRY: Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. (The flight attendant opens the door and walks out and Barry flies into the cockpit unseen) BARRY: Captain, I'm in a real situation. CAPTAIN SCOTT: - What'd you say, Hal? CO-PILOT HAL: - Nothing. (Scott notices Barry and freaks out) CAPTAIN SCOTT: Bee! BARRY: No,no,no, Don't freak out! My entire species... (Captain Scott gets out of his seat and tries to suck Barry into a handheld vacuum) HAL: (To Scott) What are you doing? (Barry lands on Hals hair but Scott sees him. He tries to suck up Barry but instead he sucks up Hals toupee) CAPTAIN SCOTT: Uh-oh. BARRY: - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
HAL: (Hal doesn't know Barry is on his head) - Who's an attorney? CAPTAIN SCOTT: Don't move. (Scott hits Hal in the face with the vacuum in an attempt to hit Barry. Hal is knocked out and he falls on the life raft button which launches an infalatable boat into Scott, who gets knocked out and falls to the floor. They are both uncounscious.) BARRY: (To himself) Oh, Barry. BARRY: (On intercom, with a Southern accent) Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. : Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? (Vanessa looks confused) (Normal accent) ...And please hurry! (Vanessa opens the door and sees the life raft and the uncounscious pilots) VANESSA: What happened here? BARRY: I tried to talk to them, but then there was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. : Now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious! VANESSA: ...Is that another bee joke? BARRY:
- No! : No one's flying the plane! BUD DITCHWATER: (Through radio on plane) This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? VANESSA: This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. BUD: Where's the pilot? VANESSA: He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. BUD: Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? BARRY: As a matter of fact, there is. BUD:
- Who's that? BARRY:
- Barry Benson. BUD: From the honey trial?! Oh, great. BARRY: Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. : It's got giant wings, huge engines.
VANESSA: I can't fly a plane. BARRY: - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? VANESSA: - Yes. BARRY: How hard could it be? (Vanessa sits down and flies for a little bit but we see lightning clouds outside the window) VANESSA: Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. (An ominous lightning storm looms in front of the plane) (We are now watching the Bee News) BOB BUMBLE: This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, : where a suspenseful scene is developing. : Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... ADAM: That's Barry! BOB BUMBLE: ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers : and an incapacitated flight crew. JANET, MARTIN, UNCLE CAR AND ADAM: Flowers?! (The scene switches to the human news)
REPORTER: (Talking with Bob Bumble) We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls : with absolutely no flight experience. BOB BUMBLE: Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. BUD: I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. : They've done enough damage. REPORTER: But isn't he your only hope? BUD: Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. : Their wings are too small... BARRY: (Through radio) Haven't we heard this a million times? : "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."... BOB BUMBLE: - Get this on the air! BEE: - Got it.
BEE NEWS CREW: - Stand by. BEE NEWS CREW: - We're going live! BARRY: (Through radio on TV) ...The way we work may be a mystery to you. : Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. : But let me tell you about a small job. : If you do it well, it makes a big difference. : More than we realized. To us, to everyone. : That's why I want to get bees back to working together. : That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. : We get behind a fellow. : - Black and yellow! BEES: - Hello! (The scene switches and Barry is teaching Vanessa how to fly) BARRY:
Left, right, down, hover. VANESSA: - Hover? BARRY: - Forget hover. VANESSA: This isn't so hard. (Pretending to honk the horn) Beep-beep! Beep-beep! (A Lightning bolt hits the plane and autopilot turns off) Barry, what happened?! BARRY: Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. VANESSA: - That may have been helping me. BARRY: - And now we're not! VANESSA: So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. (The plane plummets but we see Lou Lu Duva and the Pollen Jocks, along with multiple other bees flying towards the plane) Lou Lu DUva: All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! : Move out! (The scene switches back to Vanessa and Barry in the plane) BARRY: Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! (Barry sticks out his arms like an airplane and flys in front of Vanessa's face)
VANESSA: Don't have to yell. BARRY: I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. VANESSA: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! BARRY: It's not a tone. I'm panicking! VANESSA: I can't do this! (Barry slaps Vanessa) BARRY: Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! VANESSA: (Slaps Barry) You snap out of it. BARRY: (Slaps Vanessa) : You snap out of it. VANESSA: - You snap out of it! BARRY: - You snap out of it! (We see that all the Pollen Jocks are flying under the plane) VANESSA: - You snap out of it! BARRY: - You snap out of it!
VANESSA: - You snap out of it! BARRY: - You snap out of it! VANESSA: - Hold it! BARRY: - Why? Come on, it's my turn. VANESSA: How is the plane flying? (The plane is now safely flying) VANESSA: I don't know. (Barry's antennae rings like a phone. Barry picks up) BARRY: Hello? LOU LU DUVA: (Through "phone") Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? (All of the Pollen Jocks are carrying the plane) BARRY: The Pollen Jocks! : They do get behind a fellow. LOU LU DUVA: - Black and yellow. POLLEN JOCKS: - Hello. LOU LU DUVA: All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop. BARRY: Where? I can't see anything. Can you? VANESSA: No, nothing. It's all cloudy. : Come on. You got to think bee, Barry. BARRY: - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. (On the runway there are millions of bees laying on their backs) BEES: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! BARRY: Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. VANESSA: - What? BARRY: - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. : Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. : Bring the nose down. BEES: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! CONTROL TOWER OPERATOR: - What in the world is on the tarmac? BUD: - Get some lights on that!
(It is revealed that all the bees are organized into a giant pulsating flower formation) BEES: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! BARRY: - Vanessa, aim for the flower. VANESSA: - OK. BARRY: Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? LOU LU DUVA: Affirmative! BARRY: Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. : Land on that flower! : Ready? Full reverse! : Spin it around! (The plane's nose is pointed at a flower painted on a nearby plane) - Not that flower! The other one! VANESSA: - Which one? BARRY: - That flower. (The plane is now pointed at a fat guy in a flowered shirt. He freaks out and tries to take a picture of the plane) VANESSA: - I'm aiming at the flower!
BARRY: That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! (The plane hovers over the bee-flower) : Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. : Rotate around it. VANESSA: - This is insane, Barry! BARRY: - This's the only way I know how to fly. BUD: Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? (The plane is unrealistically hovering and spinning over the bee-flower) BARRY: Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! : Just drop it. Be a part of it. : Aim for the center! : Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! : Come on, already. (The bees scatter and the plane safely lands) VANESSA: Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
BARRY: - Yes! (Vanessa is about to high-five Barry) No high-five! VANESSA: - Right. ADAM: Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? BARRY: What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! ADAM: - Thank you. BARRY: - But we're not done yet. : Listen, everyone! : This runway is covered with the last pollen : from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. : That means this is our last chance. : We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. : If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
: Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? BEES: We're bees! BEE WHO LIKES KEYCHAINS: Keychain! BARRY: Then follow me! Except Keychain. POLLEN JOCK #1: Hold on, Barry. Here. : You've earned this. BARRY: Yeah! : I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. (The Pollen Jocks throw Barry a nectar-collecting gun. Barry catches it) Oh, yeah. JANET: That's our Barry. (Barry and the Pollen Jocks get pollen from the flowers on the plane) (Flash forward in time and the Pollen Jocks are flying over NYC) : (Barry pollinates the flowers in Vanessa's shop and then heads to Central Park) BOY IN PARK: Mom! The bees are back! ADAM: (Putting on his Krelman hat) If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time. : I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! (The bee honey factories are back up and running) (Meanwhile at Vanessa's shop) VANESSA: (To customer) Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? : Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. (There is a room in the shop where Barry does legal work for other animals. He is currently talking with a Cow) COW: Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! : Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! BARRY: I had no idea. VANESSA: Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? BARRY: Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. MOOSEBLOOD: Sorry I'm late. COW: He's a lawyer too?
MOOSEBLOOD: Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. VANESSA: Have a great afternoon! : Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. BARRY: No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. VANESSA: You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next? BARRY: All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. VANESSA: Thank you, Barry! (Ken walks by on the sidewalk and sees the "bee-approved honey" in Vanessa's shop) KEN: That bee is living my life!! ANDY: Let it go, Kenny. KEN: - When will this nightmare end?! ANDY: - Let it all go. BARRY: - Beautiful day to fly. POLLEN JOCK:
- Sure is. BARRY: Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. (Barry recreates the scene near the beginning of the movie where he flies through the box kite. The movie fades to black and the credits being) [--after credits; No scene can be seen but the characters can be heard talking over the credits--] You have got to start thinking bee, my friend! :
- Thinking bee!
- Me? BARRY: (Talking over singer) Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. : I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? SINGER: Oh, BarryBARRY: I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! SINGER: All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. BARRY: I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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2023.06.09 00:35 tsdkf BBC Radio 4 - Soul Music, Dancing in the Dark
| Dancing in the Dark Soul Music "Dancing in the Dark was written under duress!" Bruce Springsteen tells us. "I had no interest, whatsoever, in writing any more. I had been killing myself for a year and half or two years just to write what we had, much less trying to write another song! All I could do was write another song about not wanting to write another song". "I get up in the evening / And I ain't got nothing to say" - By 1984, Bruce Springsteen had been recording songs for his album Born in the U.S.A. for two years. He felt the album was finished, but producer Jon Landau told Springsteen that the album still didn't have a lead single. "I've written 70 songs for this album," Bruce responded. "You want another one, you can write it yourself." Two nights later, back in the hotel after a recording session, Bruce sat on the bed with an acoustic guitar and played Jon Dancing in the Dark - he'd written the song in just 40 minutes. They went into the studio the next night with the E Street Band and cut the song in just a few takes: "When you have a great song sometimes they can be the easiest to record," Jon tells us. "I ain't nothing but tired / Man, I'm just tired and bored with myself" - Kieran Leonard's mum was a huge Bruce Springsteen fan. He remembers her putting his music on loud to clean the house on a Saturday (and to force the kids out of bed to help) but he could never connect to the music himself. Through his twenties Kieran felt stuck and lost and Springsteen's lyrics started taking on new layers of meaning. After he lost his mum to cancer, he paid tribute to her by performing Born in the U.S.A. (dressed as Bruce) in full on stage. Singing Dancing in the Dark live became a celebration of his mum's life and gave Kieran a new sense of drive and focus. "You can't start a fire / You can't start a fire without a spark" - Ian Gravell was driving to pick up his daughter from nursery on a snowy evening when a lorry appeared out of nowhere. He spent weeks in the hospital recovering from the crash and thought he might never walk again, until hospital staff played his favourite Springsteen album in the physiotherapy room and the lyrics compelled him to his feet. 'Messages keep getting clearer / Radio's on and I'm moving round my place' - Musician Lucy Dacus talks about playing the song on stage with her dad and the genius of Springsteen's lyrics. "There's something happening somewhere / Baby, I just know that there is" - Artist Holly Casio found huge comfort in Springsteen's music as a young person growing up gay in a small town in West Yorkshire in the era of Section 28. It gave them reassurance that somewhere out there was acceptance, joy and queer community. She talks about getting out, finding her people, and what Bruce Springsteen's music has meant to her then and now. "This gun's for hire / Even if we're just dancing in the dark"- when Jackie Heintz brought a Springsteen record home as a teenager, she never imagined that her mum Jeannie would become a huge fan – following Bruce on tour through her 70s and 80s, and dancing on stage with him aged 91. After the death of her husband, the lyrics offered Jeannie huge comfort and since Jeannie’s death in 2020 they now do the same for Jackie. Produced by Mair Bosworth and Caitlin Hobbs submitted by tsdkf to BruceSpringsteen [link] [comments] |
2023.06.09 00:00 FappidyDat [H] TF2 Keys & PayPal [W] Humble Bundle Games (Also Games From Past Bundles)
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I BUY HB Games | with TF2 | with PayPal | Currently Active Humble Bundle? |
20XX | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel | 2.6 TF2 | $5.13 PP | - |
60 Parsecs! | 1.6 TF2 | $3.16 PP | - |
7 Billion Humans | 1.4 TF2 | $2.86 PP | - |
7 Days to Die | 1.1 TF2 | $2.16 PP | - |
A Game of Thrones: The Board Game - Digital Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.72 PP | - |
A Hat in Time | 5.1 TF2 | $10.08 PP | - |
A Juggler's Tale | 1.5 TF2 | $2.9 PP | - |
A Plague Tale: Innocence | 1.7 TF2 | $3.44 PP | - |
ABZU | 2.1 TF2 | $4.23 PP | - |
AMID EVIL | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
AO Tennis 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.57 PP | - |
APICO | 2.3 TF2 | $4.61 PP | - |
Absolver | 1.9 TF2 | $3.84 PP | - |
Aeterna Noctis | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Age of Empires Definitive Edition | 1.2 TF2 | $2.34 PP | - |
Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition | 1.5 TF2 | $2.94 PP | - |
Age of Wonders III Collection | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
Age of Wonders: Planetfall - Deluxe Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Age of Wonders: Planetfall | 1.2 TF2 | $2.28 PP | - |
Airport CEO | 3.3 TF2 | $6.59 PP | - |
Alan Wake Collector's Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.37 PP | - |
Alan Wake's American Nightmare | 0.5 TF2 | $0.98 PP | - |
Aliens: Colonial Marines Collection | 1.2 TF2 | $2.42 PP | - |
Aliens: Fireteam Elite | 1.0 TF2 | $1.92 PP | - |
Alina of the Arena | 2.1 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.23 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
Amnesia: The Dark Descent | 1.8 TF2 | $3.53 PP | - |
Among Us | 1.1 TF2 | $2.11 PP | - |
Ancestors Legacy | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey | 2.4 TF2 | $4.79 PP | - |
Aragami | 0.4 TF2 | $0.89 PP | - |
Arizona Sunshine | 2.1 TF2 | $4.19 PP | - |
Arma 3 Apex Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.8 PP | - |
Arma 3 Contact Edition | 2.5 TF2 | $4.86 PP | - |
Arma 3 Jets | 1.1 TF2 | $2.1 PP | - |
Arma 3 Marksmen | 0.9 TF2 | $1.72 PP | - |
Arma 3 | 2.0 TF2 | $3.89 PP | - |
Assetto Corsa Competizione | 3.1 TF2 | $6.1 PP | - |
Assetto Corsa Ultimate Edition | 6.8 TF2 | $13.53 PP | - |
Automobilista 2 | 9.4 TF2 | $18.68 PP | - |
BATTLETECH - Mercenary Collection | 3.8 TF2 | $7.55 PP | - |
BIOMUTANT | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
BROFORCE | 1.1 TF2 | $2.17 PP | - |
Baba Is You | 1.5 TF2 | $3.06 PP | - |
Back 4 Blood | 2.8 TF2 | $5.49 PP | - |
Bad North: Jotunn Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.07 PP | - |
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Bang-On Balls: Chronicles | 3.1 TF2 | $6.12 PP | - |
Banished | 2.2 TF2 | $4.29 PP | - |
Barotrauma | 7.1 TF2 | $14.14 PP | - |
Bastion | 0.5 TF2 | $0.95 PP | - |
Batman - The Telltale Series | 1.4 TF2 | $2.83 PP | - |
Batman Arkham Collection | 1.2 TF2 | $2.42 PP | - |
Batman: Arkham Knight | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Batman: The Enemy Within - The Telltale Series | 1.4 TF2 | $2.72 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham Knight Premium Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.53 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham Origins | 0.9 TF2 | $1.75 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham VR | 0.7 TF2 | $1.47 PP | - |
Battle Chasers: Nightwar | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II | 1.8 TF2 | $3.51 PP | - |
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada | 0.9 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Battlezone Gold Edition | 2.1 TF2 | $4.25 PP | - |
Besiege | 1.5 TF2 | $2.89 PP | - |
Beyond Blue | 1.6 TF2 | $3.17 PP | - |
Beyond Two Souls | 1.9 TF2 | $3.68 PP | - |
BioShock Collection | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
BioShock Infinite | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
BioShock Remastered | 0.9 TF2 | $1.76 PP | - |
Bioshock Infinite: Season Pass | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
Blade of Darkness | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Blair Witch | 1.1 TF2 | $2.27 PP | - |
Blasphemous | 1.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $1.9 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Blood Bowl 2 - Legendary Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.67 PP | - |
Blood: Fresh Supply | 0.6 TF2 | $1.28 PP | - |
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night | 1.4 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $2.71 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Boomerang Fu | 0.6 TF2 | $1.18 PP | - |
Borderlands 2 VR | 4.6 TF2 | $9.16 PP | - |
Borderlands 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.53 PP | - |
Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe Edition | 2.4 TF2 | $4.85 PP | - |
Borderlands 3 | 1.3 TF2 | $2.63 PP | - |
Borderlands 3: Director's Cut | 1.3 TF2 | $2.51 PP | - |
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection | 3.3 TF2 | $6.5 PP | - |
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Brutal Legend | 1.0 TF2 | $2.03 PP | - |
Bus Simulator 18 | 2.1 TF2 | $4.07 PP | - |
CHUCHEL Cherry Edition | 0.5 TF2 | $0.91 PP | - |
Call of Cthulhu | 1.1 TF2 | $2.21 PP | - |
Call of Duty: WWII | 14.7 TF2 | $29.16 PP | - |
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger | 0.4 TF2 | $0.79 PP | - |
Call to Arms - Gates of Hell: Ostfront | 9.6 TF2 | $18.99 PP | - |
Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.75 PP | - |
Carcassonne - Tiles & Tactics | 0.6 TF2 | $1.22 PP | - |
Carto | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
Celeste | 1.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $3.56 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Pixel Pride Bundle |
Chess Ultra | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
Children of Morta | 0.6 TF2 | $1.23 PP | - |
Chivalry 2 | 3.4 TF2 | $6.82 PP | - |
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare | 0.4 TF2 | $0.8 PP | - |
Chrono Ark | 2.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $5.56 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
Cities: Skylines Deluxe Edition | 7.2 TF2 | $14.2 PP | - |
Clone Drone in the Danger Zone | 4.8 TF2 | $9.55 PP | - |
Cloudpunk | 0.9 TF2 | $1.74 PP | - |
Code Vein | 1.7 TF2 | $3.35 PP | - |
Coffee Talk | 2.5 TF2 | $4.93 PP | - |
Company of Heroes 2 - The Western Front Armies | 0.8 TF2 | $1.55 PP | - |
Company of Heroes | 1.8 TF2 | $3.62 PP | - |
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts | 0.8 TF2 | $1.49 PP | - |
Conan Exiles | 2.0 TF2 | $3.88 PP | - |
Construction Simulator 2015 | 1.2 TF2 | $2.44 PP | - |
Contagion | 0.4 TF2 | $0.89 PP | - |
Control Ultimate Edition | 1.9 TF2 | $3.86 PP | - |
Creed: Rise to Glory™ | 2.2 TF2 | $4.37 PP | - |
Crusader Kings II: Imperial Collection | 9.9 TF2 | $19.52 PP | - |
Crusader Kings II: Royal Collection | 6.5 TF2 | $12.82 PP | - |
Crusader Kings III | 7.2 TF2 | $14.2 PP | - |
Crysis® 2 Maximum Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.56 PP | - |
Cultist Simulator Anthology Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.75 PP | - |
Cultist Simulator | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Curse of the Dead Gods | 0.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $1.65 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (Jun 2023) |
DARK SOULS™ III Deluxe Edition | 19.8 TF2 | $39.14 PP | - |
DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT | 3.0 TF2 | $5.89 PP | - |
DEATHLOOP | 2.7 TF2 | $5.33 PP | - |
DIRT 5 | 4.2 TF2 | $8.36 PP | - |
DMC - Devil May Cry | 1.0 TF2 | $1.9 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ - Ultimate Edition | 15.2 TF2 | $30.14 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2 | 1.8 TF2 | $3.54 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
DRAGONBALL XENOVERSE Bundle Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.76 PP | - |
DRIFT21 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Dark Deity | 0.4 TF2 | $0.83 PP | - |
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin | 7.8 TF2 | $15.53 PP | - |
Dark Souls III | 16.7 TF2 | $33.01 PP | - |
Darkest Dungeon | 0.6 TF2 | $1.17 PP | - |
Darksiders Genesis | 1.3 TF2 | $2.66 PP | - |
Darksiders II Deathinitive Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $2.06 PP | - |
Darksiders III | 0.8 TF2 | $1.53 PP | - |
Darkwood | 0.5 TF2 | $1.07 PP | - |
Day of the Tentacle Remastered | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
DayZ | 8.2 TF2 | $16.2 PP | - |
Daymare: 1998 | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
Dead Estate | 1.4 TF2 | $2.85 PP | - |
Dead Island - Definitive Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.61 PP | - |
Dead Island Definitive Collection | 1.5 TF2 | $2.96 PP | - |
Dead Island Riptide - Definitive Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Dead Rising 2: Off the Record | 1.2 TF2 | $2.44 PP | - |
Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition | 1.7 TF2 | $3.29 PP | - |
Dead Rising 4 Frank’s Big Package | 2.5 TF2 | $4.96 PP | - |
Dead Rising 4 | 1.0 TF2 | $2.04 PP | - |
Dead Rising | 1.0 TF2 | $1.92 PP | - |
Dead Rising® 2 | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Death's Gambit | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Deep Rock Galactic | 3.3 TF2 | $6.58 PP | - |
Descenders | 0.7 TF2 | $1.44 PP | - |
Desperados III | 0.9 TF2 | $1.78 PP | - |
Destiny 2: Beyond Light | 1.2 TF2 | $2.34 PP | - |
Destroy All Humans | 1.0 TF2 | $2.06 PP | - |
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut | 0.9 TF2 | $1.8 PP | - |
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | 1.1 TF2 | $2.21 PP | - |
Devil May Cry HD Collection | 1.8 TF2 | $3.56 PP | - |
Devil May Cry® 4 Special Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.84 PP | - |
DiRT Rally 2.0 | 5.0 TF2 | $9.99 PP | - |
Dicey Dungeons | 1.2 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $2.43 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
Dinosaur Fossil Hunter | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
Distance | 1.0 TF2 | $2.07 PP | - |
Distant Worlds: Universe | 0.6 TF2 | $1.27 PP | - |
Do Not Feed the Monkeys | 0.4 TF2 | $0.75 PP | - |
Door Kickers | 1.7 TF2 | $3.33 PP | - |
Door Kickers: Action Squad | 0.4 TF2 | $0.74 PP | - |
Dorfromantik | 2.0 TF2 | $4.0 PP | - |
Dragon Ball FighterZ | 2.2 TF2 | $4.34 PP | - |
Dragons Dogma - Dark Arisen | 1.0 TF2 | $2.07 PP | - |
Drake Hollow | 0.4 TF2 | $0.89 PP | - |
Drone Swarm | 0.4 TF2 | $0.8 PP | - |
Dungeon Defenders | 1.1 TF2 | $2.24 PP | - |
Dungeon Defenders: Awakened | 2.6 TF2 | $5.21 PP | - |
Dungreed | 0.9 TF2 | $1.78 PP | - |
Dusk | 2.0 TF2 | $4.0 PP | - |
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair | 3.1 TF2 | $6.22 PP | - |
ELEX | 1.1 TF2 | $2.13 PP | - |
EVERSPACE™ | 1.8 TF2 | $3.57 PP | - |
Elite: Dangerous | 1.4 TF2 | $2.75 PP | - |
Empire of Sin | 1.3 TF2 | $2.6 PP | - |
Endzone - A World Apart | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
Euro Truck Simulator 2 | 1.7 TF2 | $3.37 PP | - |
Exanima | 2.6 TF2 | $5.17 PP | - |
FTL: Faster Than Light | 1.0 TF2 | $1.95 PP | - |
Fable Anniversary | 4.8 TF2 | $9.48 PP | - |
Fallout 76 | 2.2 TF2 | $4.32 PP | - |
Fantasy General II | 0.6 TF2 | $1.23 PP | - |
Farming Simulator 17 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Fight'N Rage | 0.7 TF2 | $1.34 PP | - |
Fights in Tight Spaces | 6.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $11.88 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
Firefighting Simulator - The Squad | 4.8 TF2 | $9.43 PP | - |
First Class Trouble | 0.5 TF2 | $1.07 PP | - |
For The King | 0.9 TF2 | $1.84 PP | - |
Forager | 1.1 TF2 | $2.25 PP | - |
Forts | 3.0 TF2 | $5.86 PP | - |
Friday the 13th: The Game | 2.9 TF2 | $5.81 PP | - |
Frostpunk | 1.0 TF2 | $2.03 PP | - |
Full Metal Furies | 0.6 TF2 | $1.12 PP | - |
Furi | 1.3 TF2 | $2.54 PP | - |
GRID | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
GRIME | 0.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $0.97 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (Jun 2023) |
GRIS | 0.5 TF2 | $0.91 PP | - |
GUILTY GEAR XX ACCENT CORE PLUS R | 0.4 TF2 | $0.82 PP | - |
Gang Beasts | 3.0 TF2 | $5.94 PP | - |
Garden Paws | 1.0 TF2 | $2.0 PP | - |
Gas Station Simulator | 3.1 TF2 | $6.15 PP | - |
Gears 5 | 10.9 TF2 | $21.52 PP | - |
Gears Tactics | 4.8 TF2 | $9.55 PP | - |
Generation Zero® | 0.8 TF2 | $1.55 PP | - |
Ghostwire Tokyo | 2.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.89 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (Jun 2023) |
Goat Simulator | 0.4 TF2 | $0.89 PP | - |
Godlike Burger | 1.0 TF2 | $1.9 PP | - |
Golf With Your Friends | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Gordian Quest | 1.8 TF2 | $3.54 PP | - |
Gotham Knights | 5.5 TF2 | $10.84 PP | - |
GreedFall | 0.8 TF2 | $1.52 PP | - |
Gremlins, Inc. | 1.4 TF2 | $2.74 PP | - |
Grim Dawn | 4.8 TF2 | $9.54 PP | - |
Grim Fandango Remastered | 0.6 TF2 | $1.1 PP | - |
Guacamelee! 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.18 PP | - |
HITMAN™2 Gold Edition | 3.0 TF2 | $5.88 PP | - |
HIVESWAP: Act 2 | 1.6 TF2 | $3.23 PP | - |
HROT | 4.2 TF2 | $8.22 PP | - |
Hard Bullet | 1.2 TF2 | $2.35 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Battle for the Bosporus | 1.8 TF2 | $3.57 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet Edition | 5.9 TF2 | $11.67 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor | 1.0 TF2 | $1.94 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Waking the Tiger | 2.0 TF2 | $3.88 PP | - |
Heave Ho | 0.6 TF2 | $1.09 PP | - |
Heavy Rain | 1.1 TF2 | $2.25 PP | - |
Hell Let Loose | 6.3 TF2 | $12.38 PP | - |
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice | 1.4 TF2 | $2.86 PP | - |
Hello, Neighbor! | 0.5 TF2 | $1.01 PP | - |
Hellpoint | 0.4 TF2 | $0.73 PP | - |
Heroes of Hammerwatch | 0.8 TF2 | $1.56 PP | - |
Hitman Absolution | 0.4 TF2 | $0.77 PP | - |
Hitman Game of the Year Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.58 PP | - |
Hollow Knight | 2.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.93 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Homefront: The Revolution | 0.8 TF2 | $1.65 PP | - |
Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak | 0.4 TF2 | $0.76 PP | - |
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Digital Special Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.22 PP | - |
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number | 0.6 TF2 | $1.14 PP | - |
Hotline Miami | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
House Flipper | 3.1 TF2 | $6.08 PP | - |
Human: Fall Flat | 1.2 TF2 | $2.29 PP | - |
HuniePop | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Huntdown | 1.7 TF2 | $3.3 PP | - |
Hurtworld | 2.2 TF2 | $4.4 PP | - |
Hyper Light Drifter | 1.6 TF2 | $3.09 PP | - |
Hypnospace Outlaw | 0.8 TF2 | $1.53 PP | - |
I Am Fish | 0.4 TF2 | $0.72 PP | - |
I Expect You To Die | 1.3 TF2 | $2.67 PP | - |
I-NFECTED | 4.1 TF2 | $8.02 PP | - |
INSIDE | 1.6 TF2 | $3.14 PP | - |
INSURGENCY | 2.3 TF2 | $4.46 PP | - |
Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.73 PP | - |
Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.16 PP | - |
Imperator: Rome | 1.2 TF2 | $2.28 PP | - |
In Sound Mind | 0.5 TF2 | $0.91 PP | - |
Injustice 2 Legendary Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.21 PP | - |
Injustice 2 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.74 PP | - |
Injustice: Gods Among Us - Ultimate Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.29 PP | - |
Into the Breach | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Into the Radius VR | 3.3 TF2 | $6.6 PP | - |
Ion Fury | 1.9 TF2 | $3.74 PP | - |
Iron Harvest | 0.9 TF2 | $1.83 PP | - |
Jalopy | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
Job Simulator | 6.2 TF2 | $12.21 PP | - |
Jurassic World Evolution 2 | 2.2 TF2 | $4.4 PP | - |
Jurassic World Evolution | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
Just Cause 2 | 0.4 TF2 | $0.87 PP | - |
Just Cause 4: Complete Edition | 1.9 TF2 | $3.82 PP | - |
KartKraft | 4.2 TF2 | $8.39 PP | - |
Katamari Damacy REROLL | 1.1 TF2 | $2.08 PP | - |
Katana ZERO | 1.5 TF2 | $2.88 PP | - |
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes | 2.7 TF2 | $5.42 PP | - |
Killer Instinct | 8.7 TF2 | $17.3 PP | - |
Killing Floor 2 | 0.7 TF2 | $1.38 PP | - |
Killing Floor | 0.9 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Kingdom Come: Deliverance | 1.6 TF2 | $3.09 PP | - |
Kingdom: Two Crowns | 1.1 TF2 | $2.09 PP | - |
Kitaria Fables | 0.4 TF2 | $0.75 PP | - |
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham Premium Edition | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
LEGO Batman Trilogy | 1.4 TF2 | $2.74 PP | - |
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
LEGO® City Undercover | 1.0 TF2 | $1.93 PP | - |
LEGO® DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition | 1.9 TF2 | $3.77 PP | - |
LEGO® DC Super-Villains | 0.5 TF2 | $0.95 PP | - |
LEGO® Jurassic World™ | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
LEGO® MARVEL's Avengers | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 Deluxe Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.15 PP | - |
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens - Deluxe Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens | 0.5 TF2 | $0.98 PP | - |
LEGO® Worlds | 1.0 TF2 | $1.96 PP | - |
LIMBO | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective | 0.7 TF2 | $1.45 PP | - |
Labyrinthine | 1.8 TF2 | $3.54 PP | - |
Lake | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Last Oasis | 0.8 TF2 | $1.67 PP | - |
Layers of Fear 2 | 6.2 TF2 | $12.22 PP | - |
Layers of Fear | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Legion TD 2 | 2.3 TF2 | $4.56 PP | - |
Len's Island | 4.1 TF2 | $8.16 PP | - |
Lethal League Blaze | 2.4 TF2 | $4.78 PP | - |
Lethal League | 1.5 TF2 | $2.97 PP | - |
Library Of Ruina | 3.2 TF2 | $6.36 PP | - |
Life is Feudal: Your Own | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
Life is Strange 2 Complete Season | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
Little Misfortune | 2.2 TF2 | $4.42 PP | - |
Little Nightmares Complete Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.09 PP | - |
Little Nightmares | 0.9 TF2 | $1.79 PP | - |
Lobotomy Corporation Monster Management Simulation | 5.0 TF2 | $9.88 PP | - |
Loot River | 2.9 TF2 | $5.76 PP | - |
Lords of the Fallen Game of the Year Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.61 PP | - |
Lost Ember | 1.4 TF2 | $2.73 PP | - |
Luck be a Landlord | 1.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $1.91 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN | 1.2 TF2 | $2.41 PP | - |
METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Definitive Experience | 2.0 TF2 | $3.99 PP | - |
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 | 1.6 TF2 | $3.07 PP | - |
MX vs ATV Reflex | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Mad Max | 1.1 TF2 | $2.22 PP | - |
Mafia II: Definitive Edition | 3.0 TF2 | $5.99 PP | - |
Mafia III: Definitive Edition | 2.1 TF2 | $4.23 PP | - |
Mafia: Definitive Edition | 2.2 TF2 | $4.3 PP | - |
Magicka 2 - Deluxe Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $1.9 PP | - |
Magicka 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
Magicka | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
Maneater | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
Mars Horizon | 0.8 TF2 | $1.52 PP | - |
Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite - Deluxe Edition | 2.8 TF2 | $5.56 PP | - |
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition | 6.2 TF2 | $12.21 PP | - |
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne | 0.7 TF2 | $1.48 PP | - |
Max Payne | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries | 2.5 TF2 | $4.97 PP | - |
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Mega Man Legacy Collection | 0.4 TF2 | $0.79 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Deluxe Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.67 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 War Chest Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.64 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.64 PP | - |
Messenger | 0.9 TF2 | $1.72 PP | - |
Metro 2033 Redux | 0.7 TF2 | $1.48 PP | - |
Metro Exodus | 1.7 TF2 | $3.46 PP | - |
Metro Redux Bundle | 0.9 TF2 | $1.78 PP | - |
Metro: Last Light Redux | 1.1 TF2 | $2.14 PP | - |
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™ | 0.7 TF2 | $1.48 PP | - |
Middleearth Shadow of War Definitive Edition | 1.2 TF2 | $2.34 PP | - |
Mirror's Edge | 3.8 TF2 | $7.56 PP | - |
Miscreated | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Monster Hunter: World | 3.4 TF2 | $6.8 PP | - |
Monster Sanctuary | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Monster Train | 0.5 TF2 | $0.98 PP | - |
Moonlighter | 0.4 TF2 | $0.81 PP | - |
Moons of Madness | 1.7 TF2 | $3.43 PP | - |
Mordhau | 1.8 TF2 | $3.56 PP | - |
Mortal Kombat X | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
Mortal Shell | 1.4 TF2 | $2.72 PP | - |
Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021 | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Motorsport Manager | 1.4 TF2 | $2.73 PP | - |
Move or Die | 0.7 TF2 | $1.44 PP | - |
Moving Out | 1.0 TF2 | $1.9 PP | - |
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden - Deluxe Edition | 1.7 TF2 | $3.28 PP | - |
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden | 1.8 TF2 | $3.53 PP | - |
My Friend Pedro | 0.9 TF2 | $1.76 PP | - |
My Time At Portia | 1.1 TF2 | $2.11 PP | - |
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4 Road to Boruto | 3.5 TF2 | $6.89 PP | - |
NASCAR Heat 5 - Ultimate Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 | 2.0 TF2 | $3.9 PP | - |
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker - Deluxe Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.1 PP | - |
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker | 0.4 TF2 | $0.82 PP | - |
Necromunda: Hired Gun | 1.0 TF2 | $1.97 PP | - |
Neon Abyss | 0.5 TF2 | $0.94 PP | - |
Neverwinter Nights: Complete Adventures | 3.7 TF2 | $7.26 PP | - |
Nine Parchments | 2.1 TF2 | $4.22 PP | - |
No Straight Roads: Encore Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.63 PP | - |
No Time to Relax | 3.7 TF2 | $7.29 PP | - |
Northgard | 1.2 TF2 | $2.38 PP | - |
Not For Broadcast | 0.6 TF2 | $1.28 PP | - |
ONE PIECE BURNING BLOOD | 0.7 TF2 | $1.44 PP | - |
ONE PIECE PIRATE WARRIORS 3 Gold Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.12 PP | - |
One Step From Eden | 1.0 TF2 | $1.98 PP | - |
Opus Magnum | 1.1 TF2 | $2.09 PP | - |
Orcs Must Die! 3 | 1.9 TF2 | $3.81 PP | - |
Outlast 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.61 PP | - |
Outward | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Overcooked | 0.8 TF2 | $1.58 PP | - |
Overcooked! 2 | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Overgrowth | 0.8 TF2 | $1.54 PP | - |
PC Building Simulator | 0.7 TF2 | $1.41 PP | - |
Paint the Town Red | 3.6 TF2 | $7.1 PP | - |
Parkitect | 6.5 TF2 | $12.85 PP | - |
Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.24 PP | - |
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous | 1.4 TF2 | $2.79 PP | - |
Pathologic 2 | 0.5 TF2 | $1.03 PP | - |
Pathologic Classic HD | 0.6 TF2 | $1.13 PP | - |
Per Aspera | 0.7 TF2 | $1.37 PP | - |
Pikuniku | 0.7 TF2 | $1.48 PP | - |
Pillars of Eternity Definitive Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.87 PP | - |
Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
Pistol Whip | 6.2 TF2 | $12.21 PP | - |
Plague Inc: Evolved | 1.6 TF2 | $3.2 PP | - |
Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.76 PP | - |
Planet Coaster | 1.8 TF2 | $3.63 PP | - |
Planet Zoo | 2.1 TF2 | $4.17 PP | - |
Planetary Annihilation: TITANS | 7.1 TF2 | $14.13 PP | - |
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid | 2.7 TF2 | $5.42 PP | - |
PowerBeatsVR | 1.0 TF2 | $1.97 PP | - |
PowerSlave Exhumed | 1.4 TF2 | $2.74 PP | - |
Praey for the Gods | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
Prehistoric Kingdom | 1.3 TF2 | $2.51 PP | - |
Prison Architect | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
Pro Cycling Manager 2019 | 1.3 TF2 | $2.58 PP | - |
Project Hospital | 2.4 TF2 | $4.72 PP | - |
Project Wingman | 1.6 TF2 | $3.25 PP | - |
Project Winter | 1.5 TF2 | $2.88 PP | - |
Propnight | 0.7 TF2 | $1.37 PP | - |
Pumpkin Jack | 0.4 TF2 | $0.83 PP | - |
Quantum Break | 2.6 TF2 | $5.14 PP | - |
RESIDENT EVIL 3 | 2.4 TF2 | $4.76 PP | - |
RUGBY 20 | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
RUINER | 0.5 TF2 | $1.04 PP | - |
RWBY: Grimm Eclipse | 3.7 TF2 | $7.42 PP | - |
Ragnaröck | 3.5 TF2 | $6.84 PP | - |
Railway Empire | 0.4 TF2 | $0.8 PP | - |
Rain World | 0.9 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $1.69 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Raw Data | 1.1 TF2 | $2.14 PP | - |
Re:Legend | 1.0 TF2 | $1.94 PP | - |
Red Matter | 4.5 TF2 | $8.86 PP | - |
Remnant: From the Ashes - Complete Edition | 2.2 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.43 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (Jun 2023) |
Resident Evil / biohazard HD REMASTER | 1.1 TF2 | $2.09 PP | - |
Resident Evil 0 / biohazard 0 HD Remaster | 1.2 TF2 | $2.31 PP | - |
Resident Evil 5 GOLD Edition | 1.5 TF2 | $3.0 PP | - |
Resident Evil 5 | 1.0 TF2 | $1.95 PP | - |
Resident Evil 6 | 1.4 TF2 | $2.78 PP | - |
Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition | 2.4 TF2 | $4.84 PP | - |
Resident Evil: Revelations | 1.0 TF2 | $1.93 PP | - |
Retro Machina | 0.5 TF2 | $1.01 PP | - |
Risen 3 - Complete Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
Risen | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam | 0.7 TF2 | $1.33 PP | - |
River City Girls | 1.4 TF2 | $2.83 PP | - |
Roboquest | 0.5 TF2 | $1.05 PP | - |
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2: Triple Thrill Pack | 1.6 TF2 | $3.16 PP | - |
Rubber Bandits | 0.8 TF2 | $1.5 PP | - |
Ryse: Son of Rome | 1.7 TF2 | $3.32 PP | - |
SCP: Pandemic | 2.4 TF2 | $4.85 PP | - |
SCUM | 3.5 TF2 | $6.86 PP | - |
SOMA | 3.3 TF2 | $6.51 PP | - |
SONG OF HORROR Complete Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $1.92 PP | - |
STAR WARS® THE FORCE UNLEASHED II | 0.9 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
STAR WARS®: Knights of the Old Republic™ II - The Sith Lords™ | 0.4 TF2 | $0.76 PP | - |
STAR WARS™: Squadrons | 1.6 TF2 | $3.14 PP | - |
SUPERHOT | 0.8 TF2 | $1.57 PP | - |
SUPERHOT: MIND CONTROL DELETE | 0.5 TF2 | $0.98 PP | - |
Saint's Row The Third Remastered | 2.4 TF2 | $4.81 PP | - |
Saints Row 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.5 PP | - |
Saints Row IV Game of the Century Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.6 PP | - |
Saints Row IV | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Saints Row the Third - The Full Package | 1.0 TF2 | $1.91 PP | - |
Saints Row: The Third | 0.7 TF2 | $1.46 PP | - |
Salt and Sanctuary | 1.1 TF2 | $2.14 PP | - |
Sanctum 2 | 0.5 TF2 | $1.05 PP | - |
Satisfactory | 6.8 TF2 | $13.49 PP | - |
Scarlet Nexus | 2.9 TF2 | $5.75 PP | - |
Scribblenauts Unlimited | 0.4 TF2 | $0.76 PP | - |
Secret Neighbor | 0.9 TF2 | $1.74 PP | - |
Serious Sam 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.57 PP | - |
Serious Sam 3: BFE | 1.0 TF2 | $1.95 PP | - |
Serious Sam 4 | 4.7 TF2 | $9.3 PP | - |
Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem | 2.3 TF2 | $4.47 PP | - |
Severed Steel | 1.7 TF2 | $3.46 PP | - |
Shadow Man Remastered | 1.1 TF2 | $2.11 PP | - |
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Shadow Warrior 2 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.74 PP | - |
Shadow of the Tomb Raider | 3.1 TF2 | $6.15 PP | - |
Shenmue 3 | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
Shenmue I & II | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
Shining Resonance Refrain | 0.4 TF2 | $0.81 PP | - |
Sid Meier's Civilization V | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Sid Meier's Civilization VI : Platinum Edition | 3.1 TF2 | $6.22 PP | - |
Sid Meier's Civilization VI | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
Sid Meier's Civilization® V: The Complete Edition | 1.9 TF2 | $3.71 PP | - |
Sid Meiers Civilization IV: The Complete Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.5 PP | - |
Siege of Centauri | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
SimCasino | 1.3 TF2 | $2.54 PP | - |
SimplePlanes | 2.0 TF2 | $3.89 PP | - |
Skullgirls 2nd Encore | 1.8 TF2 | $3.62 PP | - |
Slap City | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Slay the Spire | 3.1 TF2 | $6.22 PP | - |
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
Slime Rancher | 1.9 TF2 | $3.8 PP | - |
Sniper Elite 3 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.87 PP | - |
Sniper Elite 4 | 1.4 TF2 | $2.69 PP | - |
Sniper Elite V2 Remastered | 1.4 TF2 | $2.86 PP | - |
Sniper Elite V2 | 1.0 TF2 | $2.0 PP | - |
Sniper Elite | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Sniper Ghost Warrior 3 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.58 PP | - |
Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts | 0.9 TF2 | $1.85 PP | - |
Sonic Adventure DX | 0.7 TF2 | $1.39 PP | - |
Sonic Adventure 2 | 1.5 TF2 | $2.91 PP | - |
Sonic Mania | 1.5 TF2 | $3.06 PP | - |
Soul Calibur VI | 1.6 TF2 | $3.2 PP | - |
Source of Madness | 0.6 TF2 | $1.12 PP | - |
Space Engineers | 2.6 TF2 | $5.24 PP | - |
Space Haven | 0.6 TF2 | $1.13 PP | - |
Spec Ops: The Line | 0.9 TF2 | $1.79 PP | - |
SpeedRunners | 0.5 TF2 | $1.02 PP | - |
Spelunky | 1.1 TF2 | $2.22 PP | - |
Spirit Of The Island | 1.5 TF2 | $2.88 PP | - |
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated | 1.1 TF2 | $2.13 PP | - |
Spyro™ Reignited Trilogy | 4.8 TF2 | $9.55 PP | - |
Star Renegades | 2.9 TF2 | $5.82 PP | - |
Star Trek: Bridge Crew | 4.3 TF2 | $8.55 PP | - |
Star Wars: Battlefront 2 (Classic, 2005) | 0.4 TF2 | $0.84 PP | - |
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic | 0.4 TF2 | $0.76 PP | - |
Star Wars® Empire at War™: Gold Pack | 1.1 TF2 | $2.15 PP | - |
Star Wars®: Jedi Knight®: Jedi Academy | 0.4 TF2 | $0.73 PP | - |
Starbound | 1.4 TF2 | $2.83 PP | - |
State of Decay 2: Juggernaut Edition | 3.1 TF2 | $6.21 PP | - |
Staxel | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
SteamWorld Quest: Hand of Gilgamech | 0.5 TF2 | $1.06 PP | - |
Steel Division: Normandy 44 | 2.2 TF2 | $4.36 PP | - |
Stellaris Galaxy Edition | 4.9 TF2 | $9.61 PP | - |
Stellaris | 4.1 TF2 | $8.07 PP | - |
Stellaris: Lithoids Species Pack | 1.0 TF2 | $1.95 PP | - |
Stick Fight: The Game | 0.6 TF2 | $1.27 PP | - |
Strange Brigade | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
Strategic Command WWII: World at War | 2.1 TF2 | $4.21 PP | - |
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2023.06.08 23:59 esterfox_fofah Posting till Scott Cawthon sends me a happy birthday message on 23 June 2023 -DAY 8 -
hello everyone welcome to another night starring: ME! well you guys might call me dramatic. but my birthday is coming in about two weeks and like, i always felt my birthday was close. guess i wasn't wrong, time do pass by. at least now. am i the only one who feels like the world is spinning too fast? like my body is growing but i didnt time to grow up my personality, myself. well i would really like to talk about tryhardninja. and why? well you will understand why. it all began with his minecraft videos, it was so damn good. the music, chords. of course i would love the music, it was really good! and that's why i felt so attached to music. it was something my friends weren't listening, not something from their album, yknow? and even tho they were parodies which i have learned along the way, i was still shocked how it still sounded good. they had talent. and i mean, who doesn't love ''fallen kingdom''? well, whentryhardninja stated creating fnaf musics i was happy. because his songs were so original, had their own beats. and even listening to it right now, it never fails to get me bopping my head all around. i don'tknow if fnaf is what made him better, if it made his creativity to flow or anything else. but i do know he's someone totally different and i totally support him for it, he can make such good songs, and his parodies never fail to entertain me. and he is one of the reasons why i decided to make my first fnaf song as well, i also had a little bit of inspiration from can you survive by reyzon. someday ill show up the entire song if i decide to finish it but for now i only got the lyrics if u would like to read it i post it later. see you on the next night!
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2023.06.08 23:16 PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL Character Database: The Aeons, Part 2 (VERY LONG)
| Please read Part 1 here if you haven't. This was meant to come yesterday, but then Limbus Chapter 4 Part 2 grabbed me by the balls. IX  The Nihility. An extremely passive Aeon that believes everything is worthless, everything about them is a total mystery. Those that approach its divine body, if they even find the coordinates, disappear. Simulated Universe implies that approaching, maybe even thinking about IX, induces apathy and mental breakdowns. IX ultimately represents nothingness - the dark side of the Universe that completes its balance, providing non-existence to existence. Aha once helped the Annihilation Gang try to assassinate it as a joke, but it unsurprisingly ended in failure after the Elation-enhanced Gang members vanished when approaching their coordinates. IX is the roman numeral for nine. WOW. It's almost certainly meant to be read as "nine", because of the way Device IX's name is structured. I looked for the potential significance of this number but like, nine being a number within the base 10 system we love so much basically means every culture in the universe sees it as significant. Followers \"Those running away from the past think no one understands their despair. When they finally take a breather, they'll find their future selves staring right at them with bloodshot eyes.\" Those who manage to share their mentality with IX sometimes earn a glance from them. When this happens, those who fall into despair have their physical bodies self-destruct and become something called a Self-Annihilator, made out of "true nothing". Interestingly, though this initially appears to be a grim fate, Self-Annihilators are somehow still alive and capable of thinking, and it seems implied they can revert to their original forms if they regain hope. Those, however, who remain steadfast in their beliefs become Doctors of Chaos, who are convinced they can 'heal' IX and make it see value in the universe. They do so by going around the universe preaching that you can derive meaning from it and doing crazy actions in the hopes of inspiring those around them. They also have a hobby of trying to cure Self-Annihilators, and they're pretty good at it. Device IX is the third Nihility faction, which is so mysterious its existence is straight up questionable. It's alleged to exist in the voids underneath all Reality. The only thing that can really be traced back to them is the "dark web" which allows for the trade of rare and illegal items, and probably other things as well. Qlipoth Let the fire that forged the bricks and the ones that laid the wall's foundations be known! The Preservation, known as the Firmament Arbiter by the Xianzhou. Their divine corpus is so huge, it has planets orbiting it. Qlipoth, at one point, was alerted to the "catastrophe of the Finality" and to prevent it, became building a large wall known as the Subspace Crystalline Barrier which isolates worlds from one another (or at least that's the IPC's narrative). They also built the Celestial Comet Wall and the Great Attractor Base, but we don't know what those are for yet. Qlipoth is very ancient, being a veteran from the Dusk Wars that resulted in the disappearance of all Leviathans. The IPC claims that the Dusk Wars and the Leviathan race ended as soon as Qlipoth ascended, but this doesn't appear to be the case. Furthermore, the IPC also maintains that Qlipoth is the first ever Aeon, which also doesn't appear to be the case (Oroboros says hi) Whenever Qlipoth strikes their hammer, the Subspace Crystalline Barrier expands, and the IPC has used this as a way of marking time in "Amber Eras", one for each hammer strike. However, the hammer strikes are inconsistent, so how long each AE lasts is different. That makes AEs a terrible way of keeping track of time, but everyone just accepts it anyway because the IPC is obsessed and arguing with the IPC is a really easy way to get on their bad side, which no one wants. On the side, most civilizations use their own timekeeping systems which are generally more accurate. In any case, it's currently 2158 AE, with 0 AE going all the way back to the "end" of the Dusk Wars, and 0-180 AE being a 'dark spot' with few historical records. The IPC's official stance is that there just isn't much information, but it seems more likely that they're withholding records from that time period, which would indicate something about it makes them or Qlipoth look bad. The Qliphoth is basically the "evil version" of the Kabbalistic Sefirot, the emanations through which the spirit of God reveals itself. That probably doesn't matter though, because most likely they chose it for the fact that the hebrew name קְלִיפּוֹת literally means 'shell'. Followers \"Seriously, out of everyone who had faced an Aeon, that old man was the calmest I've seen. Even Screwllum's gears squeaked when he saw Nous...\" When mortals first became aware of Qlipoth's wall, there were two reactions - the first was to imitate Qlipoth, going around the universe building stuff, and the other was to help them. The former became the Architects, who travel the universe building stuff and helping protect other civilizations. They were the ones who made Belobog's wall, core, and Engines of Creation. They must receive some implicit endorsement from Qlipoth, because they're able to tap into the Preservation's power to build their things. Generally, most people view the Architects as stubborn, but those protected by their abilities are eternally grateful and even join them. The other... So, a bunch of people, including geniuses Louis Fleming and Dongfang Qixing, decided to accrue a large number of construction materials to give to Qlipoth. They did this through trade, but quickly realized that in order to get what they needed, they'd have to specialize in more than just construction materials. Louis Fleming and Dongfang Qixing utilized their expertise to scam and trick establish trade deals and routes with other civilizations, until they had amassed a vast network of trade with themselves as the intermediaries. In 1388 AE, Louis Fleming and Dongfang Qixing decided to take things one step further and founded the Interastral Peace Corporation (IPC) together, and established an universal currency (credits) that facilitated trade between species, getting rid of themselves as the middleman and also making themselves fabulously wealthy in the process. The IPC integrated themselves into the economy of various civilizations, ruining those who refused to work with the IPC or utilize credits. As a result of this, the IPC became the most powerful entity in the universe and are very close to being its de-facto rulers - they display deference to only a handful of entities (such as the Genius Society), and even then only because they're too insular (and oftentimes protected by an Aeon) and useful to be manipulated or "coerced" into cooperating. Almost all transaction and trade in the universe is done with the oversight of the IPC and many, many civilizations rely on them for an economical backbone. They sponsor the creation of new inventions, research that benefits them, and produce their own products while also facilitating the sales of others'. They don't merely preside over trade, they may as well own half the universe. Again, if you cut ties with the IPC, you also lose access to these things. Safe to say, no matter how awful or inconvenient the IPC may get, going against them is simply not an option for all but the most privileged or stubborn few, and those arrogant enough to try anyway will learn the errors of their ways very quickly. Because the IPC is obsessed with the Preservation, it makes it very hard for anyone to actually study Qlipoth or go against them. Qlipoth appears to, on some level, approve of what they're doing, since an unknown Emanator of Preservation appeared in the IPC some time ago. However, they don't make use of the vast industrial quantities of construction materials piled up in the planets orbiting them that the IPC provided at all, so in a sense, what they're doing is actually pretty useless. But still, the IPC is fueled by absolute faith to their Aeon. Yaoshi  The Abundance. Known by the Xianzhou Alliance hunters as the Plagues Author, and by the Xianzhou faithful as Sanctus Medicus. If we assume that Denizens of Abundance cannot exist without Yaoshi, then they're at minimum ~6900 (nice) years old, and possibly much, much older - the earliest Denizens of Abundance we can date having encountered the Xianzhou at 1200 SC. Yaoshi's primary goal is the extension and continuous growth of life in the universe. The lightcone Cornucopia implies that Yaoshi views life as a form of order, which opposes the chaos of death and the early universe. To achieve this, they 'bless' life in certain worlds, causing the sapient inhabitants to become Denizens of Abundance and also causing an outgrowth of powerful and equally long lived plant and animal life alike. Those blessings generally come in the form of great, immortal trees, whose fruit can grant long life. In general, Yaoshi prioritizes worlds and individuals who are experiencing great suffering and hardship. Yaoshi is the mortal enemy of Lan, although it's hard to say if the feelings are mutual. Yaoshi will never rest until all beings in the universe know the blessing of life, and Lan will never rest until Yaoshi has been killed in the final and greatest hunt. Yet, the cycle goes on for eternity. Yaoshi is a reference to the Chinese name of a Buddha called Bhaiṣajyaguru, which is a Buddha most commonly associated with healing and medicine, and is also pretty important, being up there with Shakyamuni (aka THE Buddha). He's a doctor who vowed to rid the world of pain and suffering. So yeah, makes sense. Followers \"The mercy of Sanctus Medicus, the Ambrosial Arbor's new growth. Disciples shall attain enlightenment together.\" Those blessed by Yaoshi gain remarkable biology - their cells and biological systems are placed in a state of perfect equilibrium, made possible through the ability for their cells to freely convert between differentiated cells and stem cells (builder cells, which can turn into any other kind of cell). This gives them the ability to effectively, live forever, as well as an extremely powerful healing factor. Though it does not altogether prevent death, it does allow for things such the regrowth of lost limbs and organs. The unfortunate fact of this arrangement is that the body when it is born provides a 'blueprint' for the blessing, making those born with congenital defects forever unable to correct them with surgery - the body will simply "heal" the "damage". However, there is another aspect to Yaoshi's blessing - upon fulfilling certain conditions, blessed individuals have a marked shift in biology, causing a form of 'evolution' that fundamentally alters their biology. This can fix things such as congenital defects but also essentially puts cells into overdrive, exacerbating existing biological processes of the species (such as molting for reptilian beings) and potentially causing insanity. For the Xianzhou natives, this is known as being 'stricken with mara'. Those who manage to survive the process with intelligence become known as the Denizens of Abundance who go around singing praises of Yaoshi. However, Yaoshi's blessing also causes fundamental deficits that force those long-life species into either constant suffering or constant conquest in other to offset these setbacks (such as the borisin's implied necessity to take over other worlds to house the hives necessary to create their biotechnology). The Denizens of Abundance love Yaoshi for making their lives "better", and are thus the sworn enemies of the Xianzhou Alliance, which also hates them and are seen (naturally) as blasphemers. Of course, there are also many civilizations that greatly regret contact with Yaoshi, such as of course, the Xianzhou Alliance. People who know of Yaoshi but are mortal and long for their blessing are known as Elixir Seekers, immortality hunters who go around the universe hoping to meet and be blessed by Yaoshi. Probably the most well-known Elixir Seekers were, indeed, the original Xianzhou fleet, which was sent out by an unnamed emperor into the stars in order to obtain immortality. Funnily, even though they did get it, they never returned to their homeworld. I wonder what it was like? The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus were the internal faction in the Xianzhou that worshipped Yaoshi and actively held contact with them, being led by an Emanator of Abundance named Shuhu. Yaoshi did speak to their disciples as well as other Denizens of Abundance and may have even spoken to the actively hostile Alliance as well, but the specifics of this are mired in legend and mystery, and so Yaoshi's true intentions regarding their followers are unclear. Oroboros The Mariners' Intemperance The Voracity. Wants to eat everything (eats planets), and was a Leviathan, which makes them about as old if not older than Qlipoth. Potentially, they are the only surviving Leviathan. That's about it. We don't know anything else. The Ouroboros is a well-known Western symbol with philosophical and alchemical significance that consists of a dragon or snake eating its own tail. Mostly it represents infinity. It was probably chosen though because Oroboros is the dedicated vore god. Cool! Aha Look upon the courtesans' extravagance. The Elation, known as Joyseeker to the Xianzhou. Hard to tell if it's true, but legend goes that Aha once actually reached the end of the Imaginary Tree. When they did so, they appeared to have gained some sort of advanced perception, and began to view the universe as one huge joke. Perhaps they realized they were made by a video game company? They certainly seem to have some sort of heightened awareness. In any case, though Aha claims and seems to believe that they only wish for others to see the humor in all things, their true purpose as an Aeon is that they serve as a catalyst of change, manipulating reality in extremely minor and undetectable ways until they butterfly effect massive events into happening. Although the displays of their power are minor compared to Qlipoth's massive wall or Lan's planet purging arrows, their effects on the universe far outweigh the others. They owe this success due to their closeness to mortals - unlike most Aeons who barely even bother communicating with others and are by nature mysterious, Aha displays a strong understanding of human society, as a matter of fact, they believe it is the exclusive privilege of intelligent beings to understand joy. This understanding allows them to mess around with people on a far more personal level than other Aeons do, even getting involved with other, separate factions if they believe it's funny enough. They're also especially talkative. Of course, sometimes they decide to be major instead, and do a little bit of trolling. Trolling attempts include blowing up half the Express and an entire planet after hiding out on it for a year disguised as a human (success), helping the Annihilator Gang assassinate IX (failure), trying to get a Noblesse Worm into the Genius Society (failure). And although the latter two appear like failures to us, I'm sure they got great enjoyment out of the bewildered reactions of those observing them. Aha is laughter, obviously, but it could also be a reference to various things including the 1980s Norwegian band, which composed Take on Me. That sounds stupid but that's Aha for you. Followers Well, bye for now. Send my regards to the guys and girls in the tavern. Aha attracted a group of straightforward followers called the Masked Fools that go around the Universe doing a little bit of trolling, though more specifically they act as agents of change that have been responsible for starting riots and revolutions (including a notable one against Rubert I during the Emperor's War), and they're not above violence. They also maintain taverns and other places centered around having fun and doing trolling. Simultaneously, however, they also have a group of *anti-*followers called the Mourning Actors, who instead go around the universe being sad, noting the destruction of worlds and death, encouraging celibacy and abstinence, among other things, in the hopes of opposing the Elation. Aha thinks this is hilarious, and also recognizes tragedy as the flipside of comedy, so they purposefully enhanced them, allowing them to travel the stars. Although the Mourning Actors are mostly ignored by the universe, they possess an uncanny ability for detecting tragedy (probably Aha's fault); they visited Jarilo-VI when it was embroiled in the war against the Antimatter Legion, and they have some use as announcers for when worlds are destroyed or civilizations fall, often being the first to broadcast these events to the universe. Aha makes basically anything and anyone into an Emanator so long as they think it's funny, so it's not really worth noting here. That said, the one Emanator we do know of was a Noblesse Worm that they infused with super-intelligence to see if Nous would accept them into the Genius Society (they would not) Fuli And finally, measure the world against yourself, and take all such things to heart. The Remembrance. Fuli's age's unknown, with records of them being essentially non-existent. Their ultimate goal is to preserve all of the universe's memories in order to facilitate "the rebirth of the universe", and they have the memories of every single living being in the universe, including those of other Aeons. They physically manifest before the occurrence of extremely significant events in the universe's history, and then vanish after obtaining whatever it was they needed from it. When this happens, they appear as a being made out of a mirror-like crystal. Though this has happened many times, their only recorded manifestation was at the end of a speech by the aging Louis Fleming, in his final public appearance. Fuli is named after a deity in the Shenxiao sect of Taoism. English sources for this are basically non-existent - I put the Chinese wikipedia article through DeepL and got the world's most sophisticated word salad and basically all I could gather is that he was the father of some bigshot emperor. Okay. Followers Memes: The DNA of the soul Fuli utilized their power to enhance a specific group of mortals, allowing them to abandon their physical forms and live on as memetic lifeforms ( not internet memes, ideas and behaviors that spread from person to person within a society, though HSR basically uses the term as "things that live in your brain"). This allows them to interact with a being's memories and subjective perception directly. It also allows them to freely travel between worlds without any physical effort on their part, which sure is neat! This faction became known as the Garden of Recollection, with the most active members being the Memokeepers, who preserve the memories of individuals considered significant. They also created Light Cone technology, which allows them to physically manifest and preserve the memory of an individual. Most Memokeepers prefer to keep themselves hidden, disguising themselves and harvesting the memories of others without ever being acknowledged. If a being possesses exceptional memories or qualities such as the Trailblazer, they might choose to manifest and communicate with them directly. Because the Garden of Recollection members are memetic lifeforms, they can only manifest to people who know about Fuli, the Remembrance, or associated concepts. If you literally don't know anything, you're inaccessible to them. After all, these spicy memes have not been passed on to you. The Garden of Recollection doesn't have just Memokeepers. It seems some members (or defectors?) known as Memosnatchers go around forcefully taking the memories of other individuals, potentially causing amnesia. Because the Messenger calls them "those thieves", it seems they're not looked highly upon by Fuli's other followers. Another faction in the Garden of Recollection that draws the ire of the Memokeepers are the Cremators, extremists who steal memories gathered by others and destroy the ones they consider to be useless and return the important ones. In doing so, they believe themselves to act as a sort of filter or curator for the memories of the Aeon, relieving them of their "burden". The stance of the Garden of Recollection is that every memory has value, so obviously the Cremators aren't seen in a positive light. In any case, the current objective of the Garden of Recollection is preserving the universe against the Destruction, believing that everyone can still live on through memories. Ultimately though, the Garden of Recollection likely existed long before Nanook's ascension, and their greatest goal is to fill Fuli's pure land with memories, which assists Fuli's own ultimate goal... which is unclear to us at the moment. Idrila Listen to the infant in the mirror. The Beauty, known to the Xianzhou as the Wondergazer, and also in some places as Anne Duray. Though mortals superficially interpret them as a god of beauty, Idrila's true nature revolves around the realm of perception - your conscious qualia (sight, smell, taste, etc), your ability to reason, and the values instilled upon you by your own personal circumstances. The intersection of these attributes is what creates the subjective idea of 'beauty'. In other words, beauty exists in the eye of the beholder. Idrila cannot create beauty. Instead, they can manipulate these attributes to embody something that's always going to be beautiful to the observer, independently of their tastes. A memory bubble even implies that Idrila is even capable of granting sapience to unintelligent species, creating the conditions for them to be able to observe 'beauty'. Idrila, essentially, allows beings to "observe" the universe in its purest form. This causes the people exposed to Idrila's power to frequently become intensely obsessed to the point of insanity, and many legends describe those affected by them as committing devastating acts for Idrila's sake - something which gave them a large amount of pleasure. They created civilizations and tore apart people who were in love just by existing. It's probably safe to say that no one knows what Idrila really looked like, but it was always the most beautiful thing they've seen. One day, Idrila just up and disappeared. Adios. The Mirror Holders believe that Idrila 'died' and shattered into many pieces, and could return if those pieces are gathered again. The Knights of Beauty believe that Idrila is still very much alive, just... hiding out somewhere, I guess. I tried to figure out what the name "Idrila" might be derived from, but I couldn't find anything. The Japanese and Chinese characters are phonetic. Anne comes from Anna which comes from the hebrew Hannah which means grace or favor, as in "God graced me with a child". Duray is a significant royal family in France and Scotland which derives from an old French word that means king. So like, King/Queen of Grace I guess. Cool. Followers \"If I win, please admit that Idrila the Beauty is the most beautiful of all!\" - Argenti Among Idrila's followers (of which is implied that there are many of), the most tame are the Knights of Beauty, which run around the universe telling everyone how awesome their Aeon is (kind of a trend). They practice a chivalric code which basically says that you can only be worthy of the Aeon GF if you grind hard everyday to become the greatest gigachad of them all. Because of this, other factions in the universe regard them as not having a whole lot of faith in their Aeon. I mean, if you make your entire dynamic a competition to see which of you is the most deserving of getting your god's attention, you're basically saying that your god would never care about most people, right? Only the best ones. Then again, maybe Idrila really is like that. Idrila, did, however, have more faithful followers, the Mirror Holders, who possess artifacts named Mirrors of Transcendence. These artifacts hold within them some level of Idrila's power, which allows the wielder to project an observer's subjective perception of the most ideal beauty outwards into reality. Usually, the Mirror Holders seem to use this to indoctrinate new people into their thirst cult. A Mirror Bubble implies that the Mirror Holders may also be Emanators, but maybe it's just one person who happens to be both an Emanator of Beauty and a Mirror Holder. Though the Knights of Beauty hold the delusion that their Aeon GF will someday come back, and I guess decide which one among them is the most fabulous, the Mirror Holders have a different perspective. They believe Idrila 'died' because of society developing differing subjective views on beauty, shattering them into pieces. As a result, they work to make sure society has an unified view of aesthetics, while also hunting down the remainder of Idrila's artifacts. They believe these combined factors will allow their god to return, ushering in an age of harmony where everyone is really infatuated with Idrila all the time. I guess that sounds like heaven to them. Tayzzyronth Tayzzyronth... Tayzzy█ronth... Ta█yzzy█ronth... Ta█yzz██y█ronth█... Ta█... █yzzy███ron█th███... The Propagation. Known as the Swarm Author by the Xianzhou and the Imperator Insectorum in some places. Tayzzyronth was a very, very lonely beetle who, after getting fed up with being all alone, appears to have developed the ability to self-duplicate endlessly, ascending into short-lived Aeonhood afterwards. What resulted was one of the most severe catastrophes to affect the universe, the Swarm Disaster. Worlds were invaded and turned into massive hives that to this day are uninhabitable despite the loss of their master. Tayzzyronth's clones slaughtered all living beings in their path, bred endlessly, and moved on to the next world, all in blistering speeds. The scale of destruction was so massive that it actually worried the IPC for maybe the first time since the Emperor's War. Tayzzyronth seemed close to unstoppable and posed a very real risk of destroying the entire universe, when the sheer intensity of their threat caused an incredibly rare occurrence in the universe - multiple Aeons put their personal missions and differences aside and teamed up to get rid of Tayzzyronth once and for all. We don't know the specifics of Tayzzyronth's death, but it involved them being encased in an organic prison, which appears to have deprived the rest of the Swarm of the ability to reproduce. After this, something killed them, which put an end to the Swarm Disaster for good. However, just because Tayzzyronth's dead doesn't mean the Swarm disappeared completely, or that they may never return. The surviving members of the Swarm managed to evolve into different beings, the worlds converted into hives by the Swarm are still to this day impossible to live in, and fragments of the Imperator Insectorum's prison and body still buzz with activity and an energy that makes it very possible they might still return. Even though Tayzzyronth lived for only a tiny amount of time compared to most Aeons, their destructive impact on the universe cannot be understated. After all, it might even be possible that they indirectly led to Nanook's ascension, due to the Swarm's attempted takeover of Adlivun. Tayzzyronth didn't seem to have followers, much less Emanators - it seems their own clones were all they ever needed. I actually feel kinda bad for them. Beetle just wanted a friend. Can You Believe It, just like Idrila this is another name with no real source. Personally, I think it might just be completely made up, perhaps made to sound like something a bug would make. Mythus The Waves as they Enter the Dream The Enigmata. Like Qlipoth and Fuli, Mythus too believes that there is some sort of calamity approaching the universe. Their approach to it, however, is a bit different - the Enigmata sees the obfuscation of the past and of observable facts to create a 'mist of uncertainty' that obscures a 'narrative drive' determining the Universe's fate, which would allow everyone to escape that calamity. Of course, since the Erudition directly wants to observe the Universe and solve it, that would only ensure the opposite, which makes them Mythus' direct enemy. From latin Mythus. Means myth. Comes from Greek μῦθος (muthos), means tale, myth, legend. It's not that deep. Followers To achieve their goal, Mythus appears to random mortals already teetering on the edge of obscurity and 'inspires' them into becoming even crazier than they likely already were. The Riddlers specialize in obfuscating language, whereas Mythus' own personal Emanators, the History Fictionologists, mess with historical records and memories, making certain historical events more confusing, harder to understand, or just straight up inaccessible. The items created by Mythus' followers possess the supernatural ability to directly affect history, even though history is more or less an abstract concept and those are physical items. As such, it can be assumed that Mythus is granting them their power in this way, which makes them one of the more proactive Aeons. HooH The Tipping of the Balance The Equilibrum. They merged their consciousness with the logic of the universe itself, hoping to attain perfect universal equilibrium. While many attempt to outsmart HooH and make things unbalanced in their favor, HooH has already accounted for them, and victory is impossible. Even if something is unbalanced now, it'll become balanced eventually, and HooH's patience is unmatched by any other Aeon. HooH's English name is made up and meant to appear symmetrical, as is the case for HooH's original Chinese name, which is 互. This character means "mutually" or "reciprocally" or "intertwining". It was probably chosen just because it looks symmetrical from the top down, but that last meaning does have the added bonus of fitting with the fact HooH is woven into the fabric of the universe. Followers Long Arm Those who like the cut of HooH's gib become dedicated to balancing the universe, the Arbitrators, who decided they'd try and get rid of extreme binary concepts, placing everything in balance. But because they're mortal, they don't have the great big picture view HooH has, and so they constantly mess up, having to correct their problems in successive "patches". An Arbitrator talks to you when you reach the first Trial of the Equilibrium, and it seems they possess the ability to alter the entire universe in a scale that's incomparable to the followers of other Aeons. It may be because HooH has somehow managed to integrate themselves into the universe much further than any other Aeon has, and that might explain why Aeons tend to be opposed by those with equalizing concepts, and out of control Aeons tend to get the shaft. Think about it. Tayzzyronth was a threat, but several Aeons believe Nanook is already going to destroy the universe. Why don't they team up again and kick their ass if so? Well, because they're balanced about it. Nanook's rate of destruction is slow and easy to counter enough that unlike Tayzzyronth, they can't take over the entire universe in years. Therefore, in a sense, they already have a place in equilibrium. For every planet-destroying campaign that takes centuries, Yaoshi and the Architects have already protected 5 other worlds. There's no need for something, or some one, to push them towards correcting that balance. Ena I only survived because the spirit of \"fuck it we ball\" burned brighter than the \"it's so over\" around me. The Order. An Aeon that was absorbed by Xipe due to conceptual overlap when the latter ascended, which is safe to say, a pretty definitive death (though perhaps some part of Ena lives on through Xipe? I mean, they are a plural Aeon after all) Ena's only known group of followers are the Beyond the Sky Choir, a choir group that made songs praising the Order. When Ena was absorbed, they effectively disappeared, no longer having a god to worship. However, the Choir audience did record some of their performances into special disks, that could only be played with unique Phonographs of Order. The problem is, the last Phonograph was lost during Emperor Rubert 1's campaigns, so nobody can ever listen to them again. As a result, this Path is deader than dead. Maybe the energy's still accessible, but with no Aeon, no followers, and no extant artifacts, it might as well not exist. Ena is a character from the web animation series ENA made by Peruvian artist and animator Joel- wait no. Actually, I don't know where the English translators got the name "Ena" from, but their original name is 太一 or Taiyi, which is the supreme deity of Heaven worshipped during the Chinese Han Dynasty. There's a lot to Taiyi, but I'm just going to ignore all of it because it was probably actually chosen because the name literally means "Great Oneness" or "Great Unity". Long I didn't know what to put here. The Permanence. A Chinese dragon thing, Long died ages ago, but we don't know how. Before they died though, they left descendants in the form of Long's Scions, or the Vidyadhara, which possess the power of the Permanence in their very biology. Because of this, the Vidyadhara have a very peculiar characteristic - when they reach the natural end of their lifespans, they pull a Turritopsis dohrnii and regress back into an infantile stage, effectively making them ageless. Of course, the Vidyadhara that 'reincarnates' loses all memories of their previous self, making the newly reborn Vidyadhara a different individual altogether, though Vidyadhara culture does encourage seeking a greater connection to your past incarnation. It's also possible they might be able to experience some aspects of their previous lives through dreams. Vidyadhara, however, cannot reproduce. This means that their numbers are limited and losses to their population (through unnatural means) are permanent. Frankly as far as I'm concerned, this basically means Vidyadhara extinction is inevitable, as statistically speaking they probably wouldn't be able to avoid dying through accidents or intentional acts forever. Currently the vast majority of Vidyadhara live among the Xianzhou Alliance, and it's rumored that those among them that fulfill certain conditions and pass specific rites can return to the form of a dragon. The High Elder of the Vidyadhara receives strict training in order to one day become the highest among them, the Imbibitor Lunae. Another thing about Vidyadhara. The fact the Permanence's power flows through their cells allows individuals who have harvested Vidyadhara bone marrow to transplant some of that power into their own bodies, provided that they have the right ingredients to reactivate the stem cells. For regular mortals this only results in a short lived burst of power before their immune system destroys the transplanted Vidyadhara cells, resulting in a catastrophic regression that would most likely lead to death for most individuals. However, for long-life species blessed by Yaoshi, Long's power can actually stabilize the explosive evolutionary process... allowing those stricken with mara to retain their sanity. The cost is only a little murder. Long is the Chinese name for the dragon (or specifically the Chinese dragon which is different from the Western perception). WOW! However, dragons do have great significance in Chinese folklore and culture and were worshipped, so this is a fine name. They also have associations with water, which is probably why the Vidyadhara are also associated with water. Terminus The Shapeless Prince The Finality. If we ignore bits of CBT2 that were removed upon release and now exist in a canonical limbo, this Aeon is the one we basically know the least about. I mean sure they've been mentioned more than Oroboros has, but we at least know what Oroboros is, and what their objectives are. Terminus, though? Well, besides the fact that the IPC (and maybe Qlipoth) oppose their goals... we know the name "Terminus" and the Path of "the Finality", and that's it. They encountered Akivili at some point, so they're active somewhere, but that doesn't tell us much. Terminus does appear to share a bit of a concept with an important HI3 character, the Herrscher of Finality, but there doesn't seem to be any direct connection, and finding actual summaries and information on stuff that happens toward the latter half of HI3's story that aren't too short or badly written to be useful is impossible. I'd have to play the game and read all the side-content, and frankly that'd take me weeks, and this post already took a long time to write as it is. So we'll take Terminus for what the game tells us about them, which is nothing. Terminus is the Roman name of a god that presided over boundary stones (his name also refers to those stones), which were meant to mark, you know, boundaries. Like the limits of a region or an area that couldn't really be represented by natural landmarks. Essentially, he was the end of one place and the start of another. Considering that Fuli's lore hints at a cyclical nature to the universe, this is an interesting name. In Chinese, though, their name is different. It's 末王, which literally means "king of the end". Quite the powerful name. And that's the end of the Aeon section. Because the manuscript for the mortal characters hasn't been written, it'll take a while longer to come out. Probably a few weeks. 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2023.06.08 23:11 Antique-Doughnut-378 “A Kid Who Likes to Play Nintendo” Song Lyrics (But who even in the world said that Nintendo is for babies?)
(Intro) What happened here? Who even said Nintendo is for babies? That’s weird! Plus I have autism! Well, everybody can play Nintendo.
(Verse 1) Although I’m just a kid who likes to play Nintendo games non-stop I was kinda confused to hear that someone even said Nintendo is for babies But wait a minute! No way! Who even let a baby play Nintendo? Nintendo is not for babies, that’s weird Nintendo also has made games for adults who are 18 and over Nintendo is for all ages, that’s right!
(Chorus) We all know that Nintendo is for everybody Even our parents, siblings, and relatives play it too And don’t forget Blippi and his crew We even know that everybody can play Nintendo Playing Nintendo was a lot of fun
(Verse 2) When I have just found out on the World Wide Web I even found videos of people saying the exact same thing And especially when I found those on social media But wait a minute! You can’t let a baby play Nintendo! It’s because they don’t know how to play! And here’s another thing… Whenever I have kids, I can let a 5-year-old play Nintendo too
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(Verse 3) When I went to Super Nintendo World and got my wristband on After I linked it to the Universal Studios app, I did not name myself Blippi in the application (I was on a wanted poster!) And another thing, however the Mario Kart ride is causing some controversy! It’s because it has a waist size limit! That’s why Universal Studios banned over 10,000 obese people from Mario Kart!
(Chorus)
(Verse 4) When I was about to play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate And I found out that it’s for up to 8 players, but– Hold on a second, I don’t have enough controllers to play with 8 people Plus, there were only 6. Oh, I have an idea! I’ll go to GameStop to buy 4 more.
(Bridge) I even made more Mii characters on my Nintendo Switch And I would even notice that up to 100 Mii characters can be stored I finally unlocked all the fighters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate I got all 50cc and 100cc cups in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (with the DLC) I would be advanced from 100cc to 99999cc in the game And I can get more trophies too I finally got 1st place in all races
(Final Chorus) Our Power-Up Bands doubled as an amiibo for our Nintendo Switch Yeah, everybody can play Nintendo games The thing is that babies don’t know how to play Nintendo We can rate each Nintendo game out of a 5 star rating Playing Nintendo is our favorite thing Playing Nintendo is our favorite thing in the world
(Outro) Please don’t let your baby play Nintendo. They don’t even know how to play! A message from Blippi Toys. Visit us on this website at:
https://www.blippi.com.
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2023.06.08 23:07 oodoov21 LIBAD represents a journey through life?
Maybe this is obvious to most of you (especially based on the album title...), but it took me a few listen throughs to recognize the pattern. It certainly appears to me that the songs on LIBAD tell a story of someone progressing through life.
Now, I could certainly be overthinking it, and maybe some of these are a stretch, but the pattern really makes sense to me:
Game Over - This is an overview of the album. the lyrics are clearly explaining the experiences of growing up. Sadly, ending in suicide.
Mattel - This song is lyrically, talking about toys. But, on another level, it shifts from the innocence of childhood to recognizing the world for what it is. At least, from a cynical viewpoint. Saying how your life is simply a never ending performance, with puppet-masters and a brainless populace. It might as well be hell.
Nobody - This one is a lot to tougher to place, but could be a reflection of someone lost and trying to find their way in life, and going through a existential crisis. "Nobody" meaning both how they feel about their place in the world, and their ego death.
We Love You - This reads to me like someone deciding to play the game and entering the rat race of life. Through greed they become successful. All the while getting praise for it. Could also show their parents, or other loved ones, supporting him and expressing how they are proud of him. Has our character found their place in life? Well, not for long.
Cosmic - Certainly about someone dying, talking to us at the end of their life. Followed by their experience of death itself.
Beautiful Morning - This one is also hard to place. It reads like someone in the after, but since I don't believe our character has died yet, it could be a metaphor of someone dying inside while trying to process the death of their loved one. Experiencing elation as they try to progress through their grief, but feel themselves entering a hellish existence. "Morning" could be a play on "mourning"
Easier - This is someone going through an internal conflict about their struggles. Do they take the "easy way out"? Or will things get better?
G - Speaking to God to seek help, and relief. Instead realizing that his suffering is all part of Gods plan. Possible hearing a call from God to be the next one to join him and be saved.
(I do realize the end of this song implies the next song is from the perspective of a robot, but, it could be interpreted in other ways)
(O)rdinary - The questions he is asking God about what he will experience in death and the afterlife.
(D)eath - In a dreamlike state, he goes through the process of writing a suicide note, and jumping to his death
Life is But a Dream - Your send off; being played off
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2023.06.08 22:56 0_----__----_0 Hi Denver, here is my big list of things to do this weekend, GO NUGGETS!!!! [June 8th - June 11th]
See ya'll at the King Gizzard late show tonight. If you have a good spot to watch Game 4 of Nuggets Vs Heat on Friday please share down below!
Looking to make plans for the rest of summer? Check out the Summer Events post here:
Summer Events in the Denver Area : Denver (reddit.com) I send this out as a newsletter which you can sign up for by clicking this link. There are no ads and it's free, so send it to your friends.
THURSDAY- JUNE 8
Rockies vs SF Giants @ Coors Field @ 1PM *$1 Dog Coupon
Art & About @ DAM @ 1PM Art & About tours are designed for visitors with early-stage Alzheimer's or dementia and their care partners.
Zac Maas Stand Up @ Comedy Works Downtown @ 8PM King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 1:30PM / 8PM Nekrogoblikon @ Summit @ 6PM *With Inferi
FRIDAY- JUNE 9
Nuggets vs Heat Watch Party @ Ball Arena @ 6:30PM Rockies vs SD Padres @ Coors Field @ 6:40PM *Coors Light Pride Night
Uncorked 2023 @ DAM @ 6:30PM Uncorked is the Denver Art Museum’s annual spring fundraising event celebrating art, wine, and community.
Rez Metal @ Levitt Pavilion @ 5:30PM Rez Metal is a genre that describes the creative expression of Native American Heavy Metal music.
Brit Floyd @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 8PM Loveless @ Marquis Theater @ 7PM The Burroughs @ Meow Wolf @ 8PM The Sisters of Mercy @ Fillmore Auditorium @ 7:30PM Emo Nite LA @ Summit @ 9PM Telykast @ Larimer Lounge @ 9PM *With Kandyshop & Zeos
SATURDAY- JUNE 10
Rockies vs SD Padres @ Coors Field @ 1PM *City Connect Game Days
Five Points Jazz Festival @ Welton Street @ 12PM The iconic festival is celebrating 20 years this Saturday! Come out to enjoy talented performers, favorite local food vendors and artisans.
Making Big Paintings @ Clyfford Still Museum @ 10:30AM Families are welcome to stop by the museum to take part in creating large-scale paintings inspired by the works of Clyfford Still.
Cockpit Demo Day @ Wings Museum @ 10AM Get an up close look inside select aircraft at the museum and learn all about the history of the aircraft, instruments and controls!
Yoga on the Rocks @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 7AM Start your day with an exhilarating workout at one of the world’s most awe-inspiring venues.
Miranda Sings Comedy Show @ Paramount Theatre @ 7:30PM Big Head Todd and the Monsters @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 7PM *With Grace Potter
Baby Rose & Q @ Marquis Theater @ 7PM Larry June @ Summit @ 8PM Drunken Hearts @ Meow Wolf @ 8PM Kane Brown @ Fiddler’s Green @ 7PM *With Gabby Barrett & LOCASH
Save Ferris & Five Iron Frenzy @ Gothic Theatre @ 8PM The Ries Brothers @ Larimer Lounge @ 5PM The Drop 104.7 Block Party @ Levitt Pavilion @ 6PM *Featuring SWV & Muni Long
SUNDAY - JUNE 11
Rockies vs SD Padres @ Coors Field @ 1PM *30th Anniversary Trucker Hat
Wild Workouts @ Denver Zoo @ 7:30AM The zoo's Wild Workouts include Barre, Zumba, Yoga with the Elephants, Senior Yoga and Senior Movement.
Rodrigo Y Gabriela @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 7:30PM *With Bahamas
Larry June @ Summit @ 8P Dwight Yoakam & EmmyLou Harris @ Ruby Hill Park @ 7PM All Weekend
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Denver Chalk Art Festival @ Golden Triangle Creative District @ 10AM A Denver tradition for 20 years, this festival brings art to life! Come see professional artists at work or participate yourself
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - áyA Con 2023 @ DAM @ 10AM áyA Con is an annual Indigenous comic and art festival celebrating North American Indigenous creators.
FRIDAY & SATURDAY - Kristina Kuzmic Stand Up @ Comedy Works South @ 7PM All weekend - Ron Funches Stand Up @ Comedy Works Downtown All weekend - Trey Anastasio Trio @ Mission Ballroom @ 8PM *With Dezron Douglas and Jon Fishman
All weekend - All Them Witches @ Bluebird Theater @ 9PM All weekend - Denevr Fringe Festival @ RiNo/Five Points Enjoy a weekend full of bold, original performing arts from local and national performers at 10 performance venues throughout RiNo/Five Points.
All weekend - ‘The 39 Steps’ @ The Singleton Theatre The inventive and hilarious, this hit play combines a film masterpiece by Alfred Hitchcock with a juicy spy novel and a large splash of Monty Python humor.
All weekend - ‘Miss Rhythm: The Legend of Ruth Brown’ Cabaret Show @ Garner Galleria Theatre This intimate cabaret experience explores the life and times of R&B legend Ruth Brown through story and song, accompanied by a five-piece jazz band.
All weekend - 'Best Town' Play @ Buntport Theater LAST CHANCE - A new play about stars, isolation, the magic of libraries, and Laura Ashley curtains.
Ongoing - ‘Novo Ita: Propagation’ Immersive Experience @ Spectra Art Space NEW - This is an immersive, augmented reality, virtually theatrical, and highly interactive art experience meant for all age groups.
Ongoing through July 16th - ‘Her Brush: Japanese Women Artists’ Exhibition @ DAM The exhibition displays more than 100 works of painting, calligraphy, and ceramics from 1600s to 1900s Japan made by renowned women artists.
Ongoing through September 10th - ‘Awful Bigness’ Exhibition @ Clyfford Still Museum ‘Awful Bigness’ fills the Museum’s largest, skylit galleries and celebrates Clyfford Still’s biggest, most ambitious works.
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2023.06.08 22:49 Thistastesboggin Fiver Feed Archive Four - Many stuff and things you could have done ...
Thursday 8th June - Listening Party - The Brutal : Spare Snare Album Launch - £Free (Booking Essential)
- An album launch event with Jan Burnett of Spare Snare to celebrate the release of the Dundee band’s twelfth album, The Brutal. Ten new songs from the band produced by the legendary Steve Albini (Nirvana, Pixies), assisted by Rod Jones of Idlewild. They’ll be playing the album on an exceptional vinyl playback system, to get as close to the original music as intended.
- 15:00, 16:00 & 17:00 - 19:00 Loud & Clear Showrooms 520 St. Vincent Street G3 8XZ
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- Engineering/Exhibiton/Kids - Engineers In The Making - £Free
- Visit this exhibition of the engineering ideas from school pupils across Scotland who answered the question "If you were an engineer, what would you do?". Ideas from this competition are chosen by University Partners to be turned into prototypes, some of which are on display as part of the exhibition!
- 14:00 - 16:00 The Barony Hall University of Strathclyde Rottenrow G4 0RA
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- Art/Opening Night - In Jest - £Free
- In jest, a solo presentation by Jameela Stenheden Gordon-King. A conversation between self and the natural world. An exploration of the ways in which we interact with, connect with the nature that surrounds us. Deeply intertwined with this is childlike acts of play that are unlocked when in these places.
- 18:00 Boardroom Committeeroom 7 Water Row G51 3UW
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- Gig - Isa Gordon & k.yalo - £Fiver + Booking Fee
- Isa Gordon will be stepping directly out of Glasgow's feted La Chunky studios to present new material freshly sent to tape to be warmly broadcast to your body and mind. K.yalo is a multi-talented artist and musician, whose live shows see an expansive ambient sound and vision tour through the history of cinema and electronic music.
- 19:30 - 23:00 Hug and Pint 171 Great Western Rd G4 9AW
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- Storytelling - Sangs an' Clatter - Emerging Voices - £Five£7.50/£10/£12.50/£15 PWYC
- For the past 10 weeks, The Village Storytelling Centre have been working with 3 emerging Storytellers, supporting them to develop their own performance skills and find their own, authentic voice. Join for the very best of new, contemporary storytelling.
- 20:00 - 22:00 CCA 350 Sauchiehall St G2 3JD
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2023.06.08 21:15 PrydaBoy [H] Humble Choices from August 2022 - June 2023, Humble Bundles and more games [W] Games
My Rep Page I've:
Leftovers Resident Evil Decades of Horror 2022 Bundle (Steam): Resident Evil HD REMASTER
Resident Evil 0 HD REMASTER
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard
Resident Evil Revelations
Resident Evil Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition
Leftovers Capcom Summer 2022 Bundle (Steam): Strider
Bionic Commando
Street Fighter V
DmC: Devil May Cry
Ultra Street Fighter® IV
Humble Choice August 2022 (Steam): Hot Wheels Unleashed
The Ascent
A Plague Tale Innocence
Gas Station Simulator
In Sound Mind
Mind Scanners
Emily is Away <3
Omno
Humble Choice September 2022 (Steam): Crusader Kings III
Just Cause 4 (The Complete Edition)
The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk - The Amulet of Chaos
Forgive Me Father
Crown Trick
Descenders
INDUSTRIA
shapez + Puzzle DLC
Humble Choice October 2022 (Steam): Deathloop
Monster Train
The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope
Disciples: Liberation
Maid of Sker
Epic Chef
Railroad Corporation
Golf Gang
Humble Choice November 2022 (Steam): Hell Let Loose
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning FATE Edition
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
Roboquest
Eldest Souls
UnMetal
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Humble Choice December 2022 (Steam): Wasteland 3
GreedFall
First Class Trouble
Backbone
TOEM
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Blade Assault
Super Magbot
Humble Choice January 2023 (Steam): DOOM® Eternal
Tribes of Midgard
Encased
OlliOlli World - Rad Edition
Grow: Song of the Evertree
Conan Chop Chop
Hokko Life
The Serpent Rogue
Humble Choice February 2023 (Steam): Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
Fallout 76 + Fallout 1
Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales
Othercide
Shady Part of Me
Scourgebringer
Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
Five Dates
Humble Choice March 2023 (Steam): Biomutant
Jurassic World Evolution 2
Edge Of Eternity
Hero's Hour
Rogue Lords
Demon Turf
Golden Light
Monster Crown
Humble Choice April 2023 (Steam): Death Stranding Director’s Cut
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
Rollerdrome
Life is Strange 2: Complete Season
The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante
Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp
Revita
Founders' Fortune
Humble Choice May 2023 (Steam): Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters
Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition
Bendy and the Dark Revival
Operation: Tango
Windjammers 2
Builder Simulator
Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery
The Invisible Hand
Humble Choice June 2023 (Steam): Ghostwire Tokyo
Remnant: From the Ashes - Complete Edition
Curse of the Dead Gods
Honey I Joined a Cult
Eternal Threads
GRIME
Turbo Golf Racing
Meeple Station
2K Megahits Bundle (Steam): 2x Army Men RTS
2x BioShock: The Collection
2x Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe
2x CivCity: Rome
2x Duke Nukem Forever
2x Duke Nukem Forever Hail to the Icons
2x Duke Nukem Forever The Doctor Who Cloned Me
2x The Golf Club™ 2019 featuring PGA TOUR
2x Hidden & Dangerous 2: Courage Under Fire
2x Hidden & Dangerous: Action Pack
2x Mafia: Definitive Edition
2x PGA 2K21
2x Railroad Tycoon 3
2x Railroad Tycoon II Platinum
2x Sid Meier's Civilization VI
2x Sid Meier's Railroads!
2x WWE 2K Battlegrounds
2x WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS - Ultimate Brawlers Pass
2x X-COM: COMPLETE PACK
starlight Bundle (Steam): Alien Colonial Marines Collection
Aliens vs. Predator™ Collection
Day of the Tentacle Remastered
Full Throttle Remastered
Grim Fandango Remastered
LEGO Star Wars - The Complete Saga
LEGO® Star Wars™ III - The Clone Wars™
LEGO STAR WARS: The Force Awakens
Pinball FX3 - Marvel Pinball Season 1 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Marvel Pinball Season 2 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Star Wars Pinball Season 1 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Star Wars Pinball: The Last Jedi
STAR WARS - Knights of the Old Republic
STAR WARS - The Force Unleashed Ultimate Sith Edition
STAR WARS Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy
STAR WARS Jedi Knight II - Jedi Outcast
STAR WARS Knights of the Old Republic II
The Serious Sam Bundle (Steam): Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem
Serious Sam 4
2x Serious Sam: Tormental
2x I Hate Running Backwards
2x Serious Sam's Bogus Detour
2x Serious Sam 3 Bonus Content DLC
2x Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile
2x Serious Sam 3: BFE
2x Serious Sam 2
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter - Serious 8 DLC
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter - Legend of the Beast
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter
2x Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter
2x Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
2x Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack
2x Serious Sam Double D XXL
2x Serious Sam Classics: Revolution
Survival Instinct Bundle (Steam): 2x Chernobylite: Enhanced Edition
2x SCUM
2x State of Decay 2: Juggernaut Edition
2x The Long Dark: Survival Edition
2x Volcanoids
2x SurrounDead
2x Starsand
Celebrating Black Creators and Characters (Steam): 2x Mafia III: Definitive Edition
2x Shadow Man Remastered
2x Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn
2x Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl
2x An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
2x Swimsanity!
2x Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death
2x Semblance
Humble Heroines: Warriors, Dreamers, and God Slayers (Steam): 2x Batora: Lost Haven
2x Call of the Sea
2x Control Ultimate Edition
2x Dreamscaper
2x Praey for the Gods
2x Sable
2x Syberia: The World Before
and I've also
ONLY KEYS for the following games + dlcs:
Steam: S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
Agatha Christie - The ABC Murders
Fallback: Uprising
Black Moon Chronicles
Blacksad: Under the Skin
Rose Riddle 2: Werewolf Shadow
Flashback
Dreamland Solitaire: Dragon's Fury
Syberia
REZ PLZ
Safety First!
The Wild Eight
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion® Game of the Year Edition Deluxe
DOOM (2016)
DOOM 3
Quake IV
RAGE
The Evil Within
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein: Youngblood
Prey (2017)
Strider
Bionic Commando
DmC: Devil May Cry
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Amnesia - The Dark Descent + A Machine for Pigs
Draw Slasher
Drawful 2
Monaco
Bioshock Remastered
Star Wars Jedi Knight™ II - Jedi Outcast
Speed Kills
Layers of Fear
11-11 Memories Retold
Killing Floor
Steam DLCs: Dagon: by H. P. Lovecraft - The Eldritch Box
Endless Legend - Echoes of Auriga
Rockstar Games: Max Payne 3
EA: Command and Conquer - The Ultimate Collection (17 C&C games)
I want: Crysis Remastered Trilogy
(Steam) Detroit: Become Human on Steam
(Steam) Resident Evil 4 Remake
(Steam) Resident Evil Village + Winters' Expansion DLC
(Steam) LEGO® Star Wars™: The Skywalker Saga
(Steam) High On Life
(Steam) God of War
(Steam) UNCHARTED™: Legacy of Thieves Collection
(Steam) Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales
(Steam) Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered
(Steam) Sackboy™: A Big Adventure
(Steam) The Last of Us™ Part I
(Steam) Returnal™
(Steam) Dying Light 2 Stay Human
(Steam) ELDEN RING
(Steam) Dead Space Remake
(Steam) Atomic Heart
(Steam) Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® II
(Steam) Need for Speed™ Unbound
(Steam) Let me know if you're interested and btw
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2023.06.08 21:12 PrydaBoy [H] Humble Choices from August 2022 - June 2023, Humble Bundles and more games [W] Games
My Rep Page I've:
Leftovers Resident Evil Decades of Horror 2022 Bundle (Steam): Resident Evil HD REMASTER
Resident Evil 0 HD REMASTER
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard
Resident Evil Revelations
Resident Evil Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition
Leftovers Capcom Summer 2022 Bundle (Steam): Strider
Bionic Commando
Street Fighter V
DmC: Devil May Cry
Ultra Street Fighter® IV
Humble Choice August 2022 (Steam): Hot Wheels Unleashed
The Ascent
A Plague Tale Innocence
Gas Station Simulator
In Sound Mind
Mind Scanners
Emily is Away <3
Omno
Humble Choice September 2022 (Steam): Crusader Kings III
Just Cause 4 (The Complete Edition)
The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk - The Amulet of Chaos
Forgive Me Father
Crown Trick
Descenders
INDUSTRIA
shapez + Puzzle DLC
Humble Choice October 2022 (Steam): Deathloop
Monster Train
The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope
Disciples: Liberation
Maid of Sker
Epic Chef
Railroad Corporation
Golf Gang
Humble Choice November 2022 (Steam): Hell Let Loose
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning FATE Edition
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
Roboquest
Eldest Souls
UnMetal
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Humble Choice December 2022 (Steam): Wasteland 3
GreedFall
First Class Trouble
Backbone
TOEM
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Blade Assault
Super Magbot
Humble Choice January 2023 (Steam): DOOM® Eternal
Tribes of Midgard
Encased
OlliOlli World - Rad Edition
Grow: Song of the Evertree
Conan Chop Chop
Hokko Life
The Serpent Rogue
Humble Choice February 2023 (Steam): Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
Fallout 76 + Fallout 1
Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales
Othercide
Shady Part of Me
Scourgebringer
Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
Five Dates
Humble Choice March 2023 (Steam): Biomutant
Jurassic World Evolution 2
Edge Of Eternity
Hero's Hour
Rogue Lords
Demon Turf
Golden Light
Monster Crown
Humble Choice April 2023 (Steam): Death Stranding Director’s Cut
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
Rollerdrome
Life is Strange 2: Complete Season
The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante
Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp
Revita
Founders' Fortune
Humble Choice May 2023 (Steam): Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters
Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition
Bendy and the Dark Revival
Operation: Tango
Windjammers 2
Builder Simulator
Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery
The Invisible Hand
Humble Choice June 2023 (Steam): Ghostwire Tokyo
Remnant: From the Ashes - Complete Edition
Curse of the Dead Gods
Honey I Joined a Cult
Eternal Threads
GRIME
Turbo Golf Racing
Meeple Station
2K Megahits Bundle (Steam): 2x Army Men RTS
2x BioShock: The Collection
2x Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe
2x CivCity: Rome
2x Duke Nukem Forever
2x Duke Nukem Forever Hail to the Icons
2x Duke Nukem Forever The Doctor Who Cloned Me
2x The Golf Club™ 2019 featuring PGA TOUR
2x Hidden & Dangerous 2: Courage Under Fire
2x Hidden & Dangerous: Action Pack
2x Mafia: Definitive Edition
2x PGA 2K21
2x Railroad Tycoon 3
2x Railroad Tycoon II Platinum
2x Sid Meier's Civilization VI
2x Sid Meier's Railroads!
2x WWE 2K Battlegrounds
2x WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS - Ultimate Brawlers Pass
2x X-COM: COMPLETE PACK
starlight Bundle (Steam): Alien Colonial Marines Collection
Aliens vs. Predator™ Collection
Day of the Tentacle Remastered
Full Throttle Remastered
Grim Fandango Remastered
LEGO Star Wars - The Complete Saga
LEGO® Star Wars™ III - The Clone Wars™
LEGO STAR WARS: The Force Awakens
Pinball FX3 - Marvel Pinball Season 1 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Marvel Pinball Season 2 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Star Wars Pinball Season 1 Bundle
Pinball FX3 - Star Wars Pinball: The Last Jedi
STAR WARS - Knights of the Old Republic
STAR WARS - The Force Unleashed Ultimate Sith Edition
STAR WARS Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy
STAR WARS Jedi Knight II - Jedi Outcast
STAR WARS Knights of the Old Republic II
The Serious Sam Bundle (Steam): Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem
Serious Sam 4
2x Serious Sam: Tormental
2x I Hate Running Backwards
2x Serious Sam's Bogus Detour
2x Serious Sam 3 Bonus Content DLC
2x Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile
2x Serious Sam 3: BFE
2x Serious Sam 2
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter - Serious 8 DLC
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter - Legend of the Beast
2x Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter
2x Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter
2x Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
2x Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack
2x Serious Sam Double D XXL
2x Serious Sam Classics: Revolution
Survival Instinct Bundle (Steam): 2x Chernobylite: Enhanced Edition
2x SCUM
2x State of Decay 2: Juggernaut Edition
2x The Long Dark: Survival Edition
2x Volcanoids
2x SurrounDead
2x Starsand
Celebrating Black Creators and Characters (Steam): 2x Mafia III: Definitive Edition
2x Shadow Man Remastered
2x Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn
2x Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl
2x An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
2x Swimsanity!
2x Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death
2x Semblance
Humble Heroines: Warriors, Dreamers, and God Slayers (Steam): 2x Batora: Lost Haven
2x Call of the Sea
2x Control Ultimate Edition
2x Dreamscaper
2x Praey for the Gods
2x Sable
2x Syberia: The World Before
and I've also
ONLY KEYS for the following games + dlcs:
Steam: S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
Agatha Christie - The ABC Murders
Fallback: Uprising
Black Moon Chronicles
Blacksad: Under the Skin
Rose Riddle 2: Werewolf Shadow
Flashback
Dreamland Solitaire: Dragon's Fury
Syberia
REZ PLZ
Safety First!
The Wild Eight
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion® Game of the Year Edition Deluxe
DOOM (2016)
DOOM 3
Quake IV
RAGE
The Evil Within
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Wolfenstein: Youngblood
Prey (2017)
Strider
Bionic Commando
DmC: Devil May Cry
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Amnesia - The Dark Descent + A Machine for Pigs
Draw Slasher
Drawful 2
Monaco
Bioshock Remastered
Star Wars Jedi Knight™ II - Jedi Outcast
Speed Kills
Layers of Fear
11-11 Memories Retold
Killing Floor
Steam DLCs: Dagon: by H. P. Lovecraft - The Eldritch Box
Endless Legend - Echoes of Auriga
Rockstar Games: Max Payne 3
EA: Command and Conquer - The Ultimate Collection (17 C&C games)
I want: Crysis Remastered Trilogy
(Steam) Detroit: Become Human on Steam
(Steam) Resident Evil 4 Remake
(Steam) Resident Evil Village + Winters' Expansion DLC
(Steam) LEGO® Star Wars™: The Skywalker Saga
(Steam) High On Life
(Steam) God of War
(Steam) UNCHARTED™: Legacy of Thieves Collection
(Steam) Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales
(Steam) Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered
(Steam) Sackboy™: A Big Adventure
(Steam) The Last of Us™ Part I
(Steam) Returnal™
(Steam) Dying Light 2 Stay Human
(Steam) ELDEN RING
(Steam) Dead Space Remake
(Steam) Atomic Heart
(Steam) Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® II
(Steam) Need for Speed™ Unbound
(Steam) Let me know if you're interested and btw
NO PAYPAL 😎
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2023.06.08 21:10 Glum-Algae-8984 Understanding China.
Hello.
Throw away account for obvious reasons. Ive written articles here before in the very early days on other throw aways but lurk once in a while. This is kind of a low effort post but i feel like i need to at least get the discussion started.
Anyway this is a critique of this sub. It is meant to be taken constructively and I am not bashing. Many of the people here are enthusiasts who understand the importance of geography on the fate of a nation, a people and an individual (hopefully). But in recent times the quality of discussion has been lacking. I suspect this is because people rely solely on mob thinking and their opinions to inform their decision with minimal logic. Many lack a clear understanding of history, technology, the current state of affairs in the country, and ideological frameworks and geopolitical theories. This is fine. These people aren't in charge of policy. But their opinions can sway the thinking of others on this sub and can cloud discussions.
Don't believe me? Read this article:
https://scottlocklin.wordpress.com/2017/09/02/ai-and-the-human-informational-centipede/ The same applies to conversations here.
I see this most clearly in discussion of china both in media and this sub. Too many peoples "reality models" or their framework for viewing the world is out of touch with reality. This is to be expected. The reality model/ framework of a day labourer is very different than that of a celebrity. In the same way geopolitical enthusiasts on this sub simply dont understand the fundamentals of indias position with other countries. The media doesnt help either.
To act in a productive manner, an entity must first evaluate what its working with. You need data. This sub is heavily lacking good data on China for example. Here are sources I believe are valuable in starting to develop an information bank on china for the average Indian. This is not an exhaustive list. But it will inform your thinking. What you conclude from this information will be up to you. But the better you information, the better your decisions, and what is an entity if not the net sum of its decisions?
TL;DR : Learn to read from more than one line reddit comments and media pieces to inform your opinion if you actually want to be constructive and lead the country to a better place.
Sources on china to look at. THis is china specific because they are our priority but is usually applicable for other issues:
- Make an account with the large chinese social media sites. How many of you have actually tried jumping the fire wall? Do you know the chinese equivalent of reddit? Google? Youtube? Have you tried searching posts on india on these sites to see what comes up for chinese audiences? Well you should try atleast. Also if you are worried about your data, our goverment sold it out to the western companies a long time ago, so dont worry about it lol. whatever you are trying to protect is already gone. Also a lot of these apps are available on the playstore like wechat. Unless the indian government banned those too lul.
- Serpentza is a good youtube channel. He makes highly critical videos of china, but as far as i can tell has a good head on his shoulders and is pretty grounded in reality and doesnt get lost in the rhetoric from either side. He isnt in the "CHINA BAD!!! REEEE!!!" camp of hawks, and neither is he in the "WESTERN PROPAGANDA, CHINA IS HEAVEN!!!!!" china bhakt camp either. He lived in china for 13 years. He is south african and is highly critical of his own country. In many ways he has similarities to dis-illusioned indians but in his case it might be justified. He may not be nice to hear but he is consistent in his beliefs from the videos i have seen. Or i might be getting psy-oped by high level propaganda. Who knows, maybe you can tell me after watching a few videos. An example of his work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxh_sQHH0E. My point is, look for videos that are as close to the ground reality of the other side as possible.
- Learn to look for the bad. It is always nice to hear good things about your country. But talk is cheap. Look for the reports of india actually messing up because those are the places that we need to fix. We have poor relations with virtually all of our neighbours. Why? India has abysmal health issues with a large population that is either hungry or malnourished. This has terrible implications for creating high quality indian citizens who not only love but are capable of pushing india forward. Why? If you do this well you will start to think independent of political party posturing and start seeing what actually matters and which parties will actually make a difference and rise above all the media mudslinging. Start by looking at nutrition and the indian diet and its effects on the growth of individuals, toilet and sanitation programs, energy infrastructure. These are the things that really matter. Sure you might get depressed, but if you aren't ready to hear the bad parts of your country then you are a coward, im afraid because then you will never be able to work to fix this. Also the west always pushes india good or bad narratives knowing that the vast percentage of the population are dumb enough to eat it up and give massive concessions to the enemy. Dont be like these people.
- Read a god dam history book. Seriously. History is the biggest bank of data you can have on the actions of states and how they survived. Which empires lasted long? Which fell. Why did they fall? Are their influences still around today? Are those influences good or bad? Human biology has been relatively constant for the last 300,000 years. This means the people who lived in the past were no different intellectually than us. Dont make the mistake of thinking we are different because we arent quite there (yet). How did they make sense of their state? If you cant read a history book, then listen to a few low level history podcasts. Dan carlin on youtube has great series on ancient empires.
- Read a god dam geopolitical science book. Francis Fukuyama is famous in US geopolitical circles of the highest level. He also has written books. Maybe its a good idea to read them? The autobiographies of great leaders are important sources into their inner workings too. Giga Chad Deng Xiaoping, Giga Chad Lee Kuan Yew, Giga Chad Otto Bismarck. These are a few people who changed in a single generation the fate of their nations (sometimes single handedly). For the akhand bharat types (the ones that arent stupid) i would recommend starting with Otto.
- Stay away from the media. Anything worth reading is hidden in congretional reports that no one in the media reads or obscure blog posts. If you read my link on the human info centipede you know what i am saying. If someone took the time to write a book on it you can trust that it is worth reading. Usually.
- Respect your adversary. It is important to not believe ones own propaganda. It is easy to get lost in it. You are no better. In fact i would suggest looking for propaganda from your side. It usually is a good skill to seperate the truth from the lies. Can you name some of this propaganda?
- Accept that we have no allies. India will always be on its own. Atleast for the near future. We are at the center of the "Old World" We will always be a battle ground. Any peace we make here, will be of our own work. No one wants a strong india. Not the US or China. China because we will be a competitor in their neighborhood security (doesnt matter if we wont be its what they think). US because they made the play book on this. Support france to beat the british and gain independence. Support the Russians to beat the Germans. Support the Chinese to beat the Russians. CAn you guess who is next in this pattern? We have friends of convenience. Until and unless we sign into a military alliance on paper, we have no allies. And even then who is to say that our military allies will actually help us? Just look at armenia, CSTO and Russia.
- Learn what india's geopolitical objectives are. If you wish to evaluate whether a developement is good or bad, you must have a metric of progress that you are aiming toward. It is not simply "counter china".
- Competence is the backbone of a society. Beware the rise of the incompetent. Learn from the mistkes and failures of other states. See what works, shed what doesnt. An example: https://www.thepsmiths.com/p/review-south-africas-brave-new-world
- Overtime you will become disillusioned. You will become frustrated. And if you do some of the things I have said you may grow to dislike a lot of things about india. I have simply given you the knowledge to fathom the monsters that hound this country. The courage and good character to face them and not run away will have to come from you.
I have purposely not given easy links to some of these suggestions because you lazy asses need to learn how to google and look for information yourself. Too many of you are spoon fed and dont know who is holding the spoon.
This is a good place to start. If you made it this far, good! Youve either been psy-oped by high level propaganda or are racing to the comments to give an opinion. If however you see something of value in what i am saying, good luck to you!
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2023.06.08 21:10 BCdotWHAT First report from the Celebration (tons of new songs)
My group saw footage and it was Yokohama 1986 pro shot.
After 45 minutes of that concert we lined up to go into studio C for the listening shesh. Walking in we heard P humming over playing piano...kind of working out a tune.
(Song P was playing...no lyrics just music was called "The Rain in You" and it was an 18 minute instrumental.
Next song was a version of 7 in E flat. It resembles 2 Whom it May Concern. Very funky! People were on their feet dancing! It was recorded August 8, 1992.
Next was "Everything Could Be So Fine" recorded July 7, 1987. Intended for Graffiti Bridge, it was an uptempo song and had Cat and Sheila singing background. It also named checked Melody Cool.
Next "The Rock that Keeps Rolling". This moderate tempo take was recorded 8/7/92 but originated during the Lovesexy era.
Next MY BOYFRIEND ERA RECORDED IN 2002! A beautiful ballad entitled "All the Kings Men" as per the label on the box. Smooth R&B track about getting back together with a lover. "All the kings horses and all the kings men, they can put us back together again"....
Next "I Believe I Love You" tracked 7/27/87 "British feel" as per Charles Spicer and inspired by Ana Fantastic as per Casey Rain. Short little bop also intended for Graffiti Bridge.
Don't Play With Love" tracked 6/28/85. It was found in a box labeled "Prince and Dad" and featured John L Nelson on keys with P singing falsetto with a drum loop.
Next WHEW, tracked 4/4/2006 probably with Bland, Sonny T, and P an instrumental to fit on Lotusflow3r. "Della Black Heart". Rocky. Bland went CRAZY on the drums. Prince went CRAZY on guitar solos. Imagine it as the sibling of "I Am" from Deliverance, but with more solos.
Next "You're Such a Tease" also tracked 2006. R&B jazzy feel. "Let me see your fingernails looks like u want to scratch me and leave a mark. I like it"
Next the full version of the song from the celebration promo. It's called "All Are Shared Together Now" tracked September 2006.
Final song was an acoustic version of Soft and Wet (demo from back in the day)
source
https://twitter.com/darlingnisi/status/1666862230388736009 and beyond
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2023.06.08 21:05 Small_Ask6485 About Styx Helix [spoiler discussion]
this was definitely my fav anime song infact i got into Anime music rabbit hole solely because this single song alone
but unlike other rezero songs the lyrics did not quite make sense to me in the anime's context (sometimes it did seem like it was Subaru who was speaking about losing memories and stuff like that but then sometimes it didn't when the lyrics where like i'll forget myself and restart, or the narrator's waiting for someone's touch and then saying your deep black eyes- so thought it couldn't be Subaru)
Such as in Wishing You is basically Rem's love song for Subaru (I still tear up a bit after reading the lyrics while hearing it though- that is some passionate love in those words)
Ram's insert Song was about her (toxic) love for Roswaal (the song is good but the context just creeps the hell out off me)
stay alive being Subaru despairing over not being able to solve the puzzle to save the lives of his friends and he still stays alive and walks again not being able to solve the puzzle to save his friends again as he is drifting apart from them in every loop
Redo is basically Subaru screaming to not giving up and forgetting Emilia and not forget his promise to her in the first loop but it does show a little bit of his arrogant attitude
So pretty much every song had a narrator who was a character in the story except Styx Helix, it was a narrated song with outside perspective on Subaru which sometimes told us similar things such as its regret of losing memories and to what Subaru might have said/thought (WELL THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT UKNOW AND I WAS SO GLAD THAT I WAS PROVEN WRONG)
Now that I think about why would we even support Subaru, Tappei wanted us to hate Subaru at till arc 3 (I never hated him though he was pretty cool even in arcs 1-2)
So recently i read a fanfic: Reacting to the Lyrics - A modest WHDAAA Spin-off By ThrowbackGGuy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33301438/chapters/83064826 (u can read it if u wanna)
So in this fanfic it suggested the idea that Satella might be the one who was the narrator of the Styx Helix and to my surprise it does kind off checks off all the lines in the lyrics being Satella watching Subaru and trying to encourage him (except that line "oh please don't let me die)
Her always in between the song whispering "I wish You were here, I wish I was there, I wish we were here"
By the end of the song she even clearly says that she might never be with him again if he finishes what he was supposed to
"And we'll die, Waiting for a new day I might never... And we'll start Waiting for a new day ...be with you again..."
There are lines such as
"
No, don't give up on life, This endless dead end Hoping that the sadness crushing you, Will someday come to an end... For now, I'll see you off" Which clearly gives us the idea that the narrator supports Subaru and knows about RBD and the narrator clearly doesn't want Subaru to give up living plus even the name of the song Styx means a river of death where could that be in context of Rezero world
Satella's shadow dimension'
And then there are memories that the song says that Subaru has forgotten, what woukd that be i wonder( Flugel/Subaru/satella)
And here comes the big question where the hell is Satella exactly, ik she is stuck(sealed) inside the shrine near pleadies watchtower but then how the hell did she reach the Castle of Memories she wasn't even dead, then in Vollachia just how did come out of nowhere (Subaru's od )
Is Satella like Living inside Subaru....ik no one knows for sure but i would love theories but she exists in so many places at once
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2023.06.08 20:54 Ok-Reward-6390 21 [M4F] Brazil -3/anywhere -- non uninteresting man looks for a good thing
I haven’t even flirted for such a long time, and lately, during those boring lunches where people just talk about heiresses’ dogs’ illnesses (a Pomeranian dog shares all her illnesses with her owner) or gossip about some technocrat who has a limp and who may be cheating on his partner, and while rice with cod is served, I am asked “darling, are you dating yet?”. No, I am not, and here I am, mostly because dating apps are too dull – unfortunately the odds of being flashed by a Jewish 19 year-old from Manchester is smaller on these things, though sometimes you might have some luck and end up being insulted randomly by a Portuguese girl, who is visiting her uncle.
I do have names, and surnames, and I was born in a big city in Brazil. My sister used to describe our childhood address as “a building with cars and trees and buildings”, which is a rather good description of much of the city. For a while I wanted to join the seminary but after having to face the fact that this was an inadequate career choice considering I didn’t believe in God and had always found masses to be awfully boring (though fascinating at times – the priest at my childhood church used to go on long rants about things, of which there are many) often turning my back to see the watch, and so I chose the next best thing: I am studying sociology, which involves, in many ways, taking a vow of poverty. I also work at a small online newspaper so I am well informed on sub celebrities and local occurrences such as babies heroically rescued by policemen after choking on the thing babies eat. And yes, I write poetry sometimes.
I am fascinated fairly often by everything, or many things, at least so you won’t be bored. These last days I ended up reading a lot of things about Egypt after reading about Ottoman chief eunuchs being exiled to Cairo after their tenure. In general, I really enjoy the humanities. I follow politics keenly – in fact, there is some chance I might have some thoughts on your country’s politics – and I’d say I am on the centre-left – pro-choice, in favour of a robust welfare state, LGBTQ+ rights, affirmative action. If you know about Brazilian politics, I voted for Marina and Haddad in 2018 (the voting age here is 16), and Lula last year.
As you can imagine, I also really enjoy reading and writing. Besides poetry, I have often thought about writing a novel, but this seems like too much work – and it seems that it would be arrogant of me to write a novel having lived this little, though it wouldn't be uncommon. I really enjoy learning about other languages and cultures and I know a bit of French, German, Spanish, and Russian, besides English and Portuguese. I’d really like to learn Arabic and/or Mandarin. I am really into genealogy, and I know quite a bit about it. I often cry while watching dumb movies (I cried during Minions!) or listening to beautiful music; my music taste has been described as “fairly gay” and in movies as “slightly gay”.
I guess I am pretty introverted, polite, and timid (well, I am on here after all). I am affectionate and I can be really passionate as well. And I am fairly funny, or rather, I have made a few people laugh over the years. I asked a close friend to describe myself, and that is what he said:
I think you’re very communicative. Shrewd, funny, a good companion. Kind of withdrawn but not necessarily shy. You avoid conflict and unnecessary arguments, but love to participate in good conversations. I think you’re very kind too, besides being polite.
As for what I want to do with my life, I am unsure though I am inclined to go into academia. I have been considering applying to a PhD program in the U.S. after finishing my undergrad here in Brazil. My family does want me to go into their business, which is related to politics. I have also considered going into diplomacy.
Who am I looking for? I’d like someone curious about the world around her, and open-minded. The rest? Cultural differences can be interesting and I am open to converting (nominally?) to most world religions.
Some poems I really like:
Some songs I have been listening to:
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